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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:32:20 No.46038573 View View Reply Original Report

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What do you imagine Absols smell like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:34:53 No.46038592 Report

Quoted By: >>46038619 >>46043721

Like Absols.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:37:01 No.46038613 Report

Quoted By: >>46038733 >>46043721

piss
my piss

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:37:36 No.46038619 Report

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>>46038592
Hrm, you make a good point. If that's the case, it's got to be a good smell, but I wonder what one would compare it to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:45:17 No.46038695 Report

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>>46038619
>but I wonder what one would compare it to.
freshly laundered bedsheets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:48:46 No.46038723 Report

Quoted By: >>46038733 >>46043721

Dried cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:49:57 No.46038733 Report

Quoted By: >>46038918 >>46043721

>>46038695
This sounds plausible.
>>46038723
>>46038613
Here, take your (You)s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 03:52:49 No.46038753 Report

Quoted By: >>46038874 >>46042737

Probably like a dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:12:43 No.46038874 Report

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>>46038753
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:13:52 No.46038883 Report

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>>46038573
A mixture of linen and earthiness.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:16:16 No.46038909 Report

Quoted By: >>46043721 >>46045182

>ywn have an Absol gf who forcibly presses your face into her chest, smothering you with her scent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:17:55 No.46038918 Report

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>>46038733
>"Here, take your (You)s"
You made me chuckle for a moment. Nice work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:27:48 No.46039002 Report

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>>46038573
farts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 04:56:03 No.46039201 Report

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>>46038573
Burnt toast, ammonia, ozone.
Smells that tend to indicate something bad is happening or will happen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 05:19:01 No.46039419 Report

Quoted By: >>46040678 >>46043721

>>46038573
Baby powder from the diapers I make it wear
Cuddly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 05:20:10 No.46039430 Report

Quoted By: >>46043721

>>46038573
Depends on what part you're sniffing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 08:14:19 No.46040678 Report

Quoted By: >>46043721

>>46039419

but do you make it USE the diapers is the real question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 08:15:31 No.46040689 Report

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>>46038573
Grass and rain, since you meet it at route 120.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 08:45:00 No.46040866 Report

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>>46038573
cinnamon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 14:47:01 No.46042737 Report

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>>46038753
>>46038883
Good guesses
>>46039201
Very interesting, I like it
>>46040689
Only till you give them a bath!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 14:48:30 No.46042753 Report

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Probably like a shitty forest animal until you groom it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 14:48:54 No.46042757 Report

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>OMG HAHAHAHHA LOOK AT HIM HE JUST MOVED HIS FINGER 1cm!!! HAHAHAHAA!! OMG LOOK AT HIM HE TWITCHED HIS EYE, CLEARLY THAT MEANS HE'S A SEXUAL PREDATOR!!!! HAHAHAHHAAHA LOOK AT HIM, LOOK HOW HE WALKS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!! OMG LOOK HOW FAR HE IS WHAT A WEIRDO OMG LOOK HOW CLOSE HE IS WHAT A CREEP EUGH!! HE TURNED HIS HEAD 1° HE MUST BE GAY!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!! LOOK AT HIM HE JUST MADE A FEW STEPS AAHHAAHHA AWOW LOOK AT HIM THIS MUST MEAN HE HATES THIS THING OH OH HE LOVES THIS THING BECAUSE HE FIXED HIS GLASSES!!!! I'M SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!!!!! HE ACCIDENTALLY QUIRKED A BIT THAT MUST MEAN HE HATES THING THING AND HE'S DUMB!! OMG HHAHAHA WOW LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM HOW DARE HE MIGHT A SLIGHT CONFUSED MISTAKE!!! OMG WHAT A PLEB! OMG SO PRETENTIOUS EUGH!!! OMG AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOOK HOW HE MOVES!! HAHAHAHAHHAA! HE JUST MOVED HIS LEG!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT HIM

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 14:50:31 No.46042776 Report

Quoted By: >>46043632 >>46043721

I wanna sniff an Absol's asshole

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:39:31 No.46043632 Report

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>>46042776

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:40:04 No.46043636 Report

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>>46038573
bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:44:01 No.46043682 Report

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Nothing. It’s a fictional character. Go outside furfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:47:28 No.46043721 Report

Quoted By: >>46043733 >>46043771 >>46043772

>>46038573
>>46038592
>>46038613
>>46038619
>>46038695
>>46038723
>>46038733
>>46038909
>>46039419
>>46039430
>>46040678
>>46042776
>>46043632
You're unironically mentally retarded. Stop giving in your mental illness and get help.

It's honestly very embarrassing that your literal dogfuckers don't realise how pathetic you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:48:47 No.46043733 Report

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>>46043721
no fucking here, just sniffing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:53:25 No.46043771 Report

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>>46043721
>It's honestly very embarrassing that *YOU* literal dogfuckers don't realise how pathetic you are.
Fixed that for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 16:53:41 No.46043772 Report

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>>46043721
Don’t give them the time of day or even try to justify anon. You’re just giving them (you)s and that’s what they want. Like I said, it’s a fictional character.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 17:51:22 No.46044312 Report

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@46043721
>look mom i replied to everyone in the thread again!

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 17:57:57 No.46044366 Report

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Absol smells like vanilla with a hint of wet cat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 18:01:52 No.46044403 Report

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>>46039201
This makes the most sense but it doesn’t get the degenerates frothing at the mouth, hence the lack of attention.

Absol is for snug, NOT for fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 18:09:36 No.46044472 Report

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>>46044403
No pokemon is for fugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 18:10:43 No.46044483 Report

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>>46044472
Ditto quite literally is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:16:15 No.46045112 Report

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>>46038573
Chest fluff oils are an aphrodisiac more powerful than the gods

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:17:59 No.46045126 Report

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>>46038573
cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:20:59 No.46045154 Report

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>>46038573
Kill yourself dogfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:22:40 No.46045168 Report

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>>46044403
>>46044472
ALL Pokémon are for fugs. Especially Absol, that dumb cow slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:23:48 No.46045182 Report

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>>46038909
I absentmindedly tried to download this post because your green made me feel things

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:26:56 No.46045212 Report

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>>46045168

Cowprint leggings are one thing, but I want her to grow an udder too. What's better than a glass of warm milk from a cow smart enough to know when she's going to be slaughtered for her beef?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:28:19 No.46045222 Report

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>>46045212
Too lean, Absol meat is a waste of a good mon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:29:49 No.46045231 Report

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>>46038573
They probably smell really bad like a real life wild animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:29:54 No.46045232 Report

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>>46045222
>good mon
absol is nothing if not a good meal. If you can't use it to battle effectively, you might as well get some use out of it (no not fug).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:30:17 No.46045235 Report

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>>46045222

Probably true assuming you haven't fattened her up. Yet what else are you going to do with the old nag when she outlives her usefulness to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:32:03 No.46045252 Report

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>>46045235
Absol is peak companion material. Forget battling, she’s a sixth sense seeing eye dog that lives for a century.

She’d look good locked in a breeding rack though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:35:14 No.46045281 Report

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>>46045252

True on both counts, but I'd still rather pick Ninetales. Everything good about Absol the kitsune does better. She'll wish she only lived for a century considering she'll always have to remember what she did to earn her Fire Stone.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:36:31 No.46045292 Report

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>>46045252
You’re absol-lutely right, anon.

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Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:36:42 No.46045296 Report

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>>46045168
>>46045212
YOU PEOPLE MADE ME FUCKING FANTASIZE ABOUT SUCKING ON ABSOL (pink, supple, bouncing, swaying) UDDERS, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE BIOLOGICAL SENSE

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME???!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:38:00 No.46045308 Report

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>>46045296
We’ve awakened your inner pokefucker chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:40:11 No.46045336 Report

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>>46045296
You need to step away from the screen for a little while and the pokefucking will go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:40:42 No.46045337 Report

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If Absol are cows then there must be a dolphin counterpart in the Pokémon world that Absols evolved into

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Jan 2021 19:41:26 No.46045345 Report

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>>46045296

We simply opened your mind to new possibilities. You relieved her aching milk-pressure, which leads to her getting to relieve yours.

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