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Pokémon just doesn’t make sense anymore

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 14:48:17 No.46052055 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46052118 >>46053728 >>46054012 >>46054886 >>46055123 >>46055287

How does a normal chameleon evolve into a spy? Evolution is gradual process it’s not like animals evolve into humans in a just a few years. Like what the hell is wrong with GF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 14:56:09 No.46052095 Report

Quoted By: >>46052412 >>46053966 >>46054751

The middle evo is hideous and makes no sense as a transition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 15:00:27 No.46052118 Report

Quoted By: >>46054926

>>46052055
i mean, how does a fish with a lilipad on it's head turn into a stereotypical mexican?
memes aside though, its probably cause good monster/animal based pokemon designs are starting to run out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 15:44:01 No.46052412 Report

Quoted By: >>46054866 >>46056928

>>46052095
especially that random green and purple. where did it come from, where did it go...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 16:00:12 No.46052532 Report

Quoted By: >>46053739 >>46054781 >>46054953 >>46054968

How does a woodpecker turn into a toucan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 18:30:19 No.46053728 Report

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>>46052055
I feel this. But its because they let jamesturner be the art director

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 18:31:56 No.46053739 Report

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>>46052532
Exactly! This shit is unacceptable

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 19:02:33 No.46053966 Report

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>>46052095
It doesn't look bad on it's own but in the context of the evolution line it's shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 19:07:29 No.46054012 Report

Quoted By: >>46054858

>>46052055
Wtf where did wartortle's swirly ear things go???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:29:02 No.46054751 Report

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>>46052095
The green becomes black and if you didn't know those are the focal points of inteleon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:33:06 No.46054781 Report

Quoted By: >>46054926

>>46052532
Octillery???? Clampearl?? Golem???????!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:41:37 No.46054858 Report

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>>46054012
How does a turtle evolve cannons and hands? Why do Wartortle and Charmeleon randomly change colors upon evolution? Why does Charizard randomly evolve wings? Truly nu-gen designs ruined pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:42:18 No.46054866 Report

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>>46052412
Where did you come from, Cotton eye joe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:44:17 No.46054886 Report

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>>46052055
I dunno, but a lot of people want to fuck it. Mostly women, oddly enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:47:30 No.46054926 Report

Quoted By: >>46054982

>>46052118
>how does a smaller kappa evolve into an adult kappa?
>>46054781
>how does a gun evolve into a cannon/tank?
>how does a monstrous rock evolve into and even more monstrous rock?
I'll give you clamperl, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:48:31 No.46054939 Report

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a thread died for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:49:22 No.46054953 Report

Quoted By: >>46056974

>>46052532
ask woodpecker ancestors from the Eocene, because that's what happened in our world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:51:07 No.46054968 Report

Quoted By: >>46056974

>>46052532
they're both Piciformes, hence Pikipek's name

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:52:53 No.46054982 Report

Quoted By: >>46055022

>>46054926
>how does a gun evolve into a cannon/tank?
If we are going to ignore that fish evolves into an octopus, we are also going to go with Sobble's line being crybaby -> emo -> spy instead of chameleon -> spy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 20:57:40 No.46055022 Report

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>>46054982
I'm not OP, nor have I said that the evolution doesn't make sense. There was always the stealth motif going on with their designs. My only gripe about intelleon and the middle stage is that they're both ugly as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:03:58 No.46055088 Report

Quoted By: >>46055113

But Inteleon is not a literal spy. It's not wearing a trench coat and a hat and whatever, it's just a "Secret Agent Pokemon" as a play at how it has many tools hidden within it's body. Design wise everything in Inteleon's design can be seen happening in the transition. Drizzile stands up more upright, its hands and feet start morphing into the fingers and claws Inteleon has, the tail has begun uncurling, the eyelid starts showing more contrasting colors that will become the big yellow eyelid when it evolves, the coloring of it's torso is showing up too.

The only thing on Inteleon that Drizzile doesn't hint at is the cape.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:06:05 No.46055113 Report

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>>46055088
Even then, it's something that makes sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:06:56 No.46055123 Report

Quoted By: >>46055141

>>46052055
honestly it's making me believe the "water starters all have to become based on weapons" idea more and more because there was otherwise very little reason for it to specifically become a sniper with gun hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:09:18 No.46055141 Report

Quoted By: >>46055183 >>46055196

>>46055123
The reason it has gun hands is because all Galar Starters homage British culture, with Soccer, Rock and James Bond for Inteleon. James Bond's single most iconic moment is when he uses his hand gun to shoot at the camera, thus, hand guns.

Feraligatr and Primarina also prove there is no "water weapon theme!!" since people need to use the absurd retarded reach of "lol primarina's tail that it HAS NEVER EVER FUCKING USED AS A MACE, EVER, is a mace!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:14:03 No.46055183 Report

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>>46055141
I thought Primarina was supposed to represent a siren

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:15:11 No.46055196 Report

Quoted By: >>46055272

>>46055141
they just emphasized it too much so that it overrode the animal basis imo. They should have emphasized it specifically being sneaky and disappearing much more. The fact that its hidden ability is sniper and not protean or even color change yet Cinderace somehow gets a reskinned protean is ridiculous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:22:09 No.46055272 Report

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>>46055196
I can't agree with that, we already have a fuckload of starters (and water pokemon in general) that shoot water from their mouth, one guy shooting it from his finger is just adding variety to a franchise that already has nearly 1000 creatures.

And besides, "emphasizing sneakiness and disappearing" in a game with Pokemon's gameplay is frankly not really a do-able thing. At best you could give him an attack that increases evasizeness or whatever but "starter Pokemon with a status signature move" feels like a thing most kids would ignore anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:23:39 No.46055287 Report

Quoted By: >>46055296

>>46052055
>thinking Pokemon evolution is the same as Darwinian evolution
based retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 27 Jan 2021 21:25:10 No.46055296 Report

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>>46055287
No but it should represent real life evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jan 2021 00:42:06 No.46056928 Report

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>>46052412
It's supposed to be like how an emo teen dyes their hair to look different, then changes it back in adulthood because they're more confident.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Jan 2021 00:48:57 No.46056974 Report

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>>46054953
>>46054968
thank you biology nerds. I always love learning things like this about pokemon.

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