I HEARBY DECLARE THIS ISLAND TO BE NAMED GROUDONIA. SURE, IT IS BARELY BIG ENOUGH TO FIT MY STOUT FIGURE, BUT AS LONG AS I’M STANDING ON IT, KYOGRE’S VILE WATER WILL NOT TOUCH ANY OF ITS LAND.

NO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “TSUNMAIS”, IT’S A HOAX CREATED BY THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT TO CONTROL MY THOUGHTS. YES, THAT INCLUDES EVERY SINGLE THE PRIVATELY-OWNED NEWS STATIONS, THEY’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!