Magcargo @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 44 Def / 252 SpA / 212 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Memento
- Fire Blast
- Earth Power
- Yawn
Here's one for OP Pic. The whole purpose of this thing is to be a shitty Heatran lure, unexpectedly outspeeding defensive variants and killing them with Earth Power, or rather denting it because Magcargo's chad 90 Spa only 2HKOs. Alternatively, you can try & bring Magcargo on some physical hits it can tank, get Weak Armor that'll make you outspeed them usually, and either get an offensive move off, or Memento. Yawn can be replaced by a rock move so you can have a sort of safety net against some Volcarona. Yawn is for everything that your 2 shitty moves doesn't do much against & you can't get momentum from with Memento, or its not time yet. Spread is made to outspeed the aforementioned common defensive Heatran spread according to Smogon, and it also outspeeds uninvested Lando. You can change Fire Stab to Lava Plume for burn chances and cripple, or Overheat for maximum damage: You can even OHKO 252 HP Lando 12.5% of the time on a crit with it! Isn't that nice.
Now let's see you try it, veepee. I don't expect anything and given what i've started with, which is a waste of research that's not even good for Magcargo, I expect you to impress me.