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>machamp cafe
>tourist girl's machamp
>guy dressing up as machamp so that girls would be into him, even gives you attract tm
>ride machamp that carries you bridal style
Gen 7 was so fucking horny for Machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:24:57 No.46089227 Report

Quoted By: >>46089243 >>46089252 >>46089436

>>46089210
they're clearly trying to rip off his belt to get to his huge machamp cock. how is this on the official website? sounds like absolute bs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:26:34 No.46089243 Report

Quoted By: >>46089552

>>46089214
forgot they did this as well
>>46089227
it's official anon, as part of the Machamp cafe promo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:27:46 No.46089252 Report

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>>46089227
I don't know anon. Correct me if I'm wrong but this is the official japanese Pokemon website right?
https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:37:52 No.46089343 Report

Quoted By: >>46092800

>>46089195
There's this woman who lost her husband in a car accident and she comes to mourn her husband if you meet her at night. She's seen being carried by the Machamp that her husband owned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:48:35 No.46089436 Report

Quoted By: >>46089498

>>46089227
It is official and also gave out some really stupid lore that Machamp isn't actually wearing a speedo and that's just some natural coloration that all of them have on that area

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 20:57:33 No.46089498 Report

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>>46089436
>upskirt
>official website
BASED

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:01:54 No.46089540 Report

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:03:24 No.46089552 Report

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>>46089243
>that pic
Wtf, why

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:04:28 No.46089559 Report

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>>46089552
it was an April Fool's joke, ha ha, so funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:05:51 No.46089572 Report

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OK you gonna post the proof?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:11:49 No.46089629 Report

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>>46089210
based shotacon in the blue pigtails

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:24:12 No.46089733 Report

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>>46089210

I remember this image
Where’s the Lewds of the muscle girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:29:50 No.46089787 Report

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>>46089168
WHITE

GIRLS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:40:36 No.46089876 Report

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>>46089168
do white women really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:55:21 No.46089989 Report

Quoted By: >>46090039 >>46090055 >>46090189 >>46092334 >>46092847 >>46093627

Is Machamp actually as popular among women as TPCi seems to think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 21:59:37 No.46090039 Report

Quoted By: >>46092847 >>46093194 >>46093228

>>46089989
i guess machamp is to women as gardevoir is to men

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:00:56 No.46090055 Report

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>>46089989
lol no
Japanese women prefer skinny, mysterious and handsome - their preferred husbandos are designs like Deoxys, Darkrai, Greninja and Inteleon
Machamp is pure bara fuel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:01:29 No.46090065 Report

Quoted By: >>46090126

>>46088963
does machamp have one, two, or four dicks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:02:05 No.46090074 Report

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What about the lab assistant in the anime that wanted to fuck a Blaziken in Journeys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:08:49 No.46090126 Report

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>>46090065
Did you know that Machamps have 4 balls and 7 dicks?
Did you know that?

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Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:11:21 No.46090139 Report

Quoted By: >>46090142 >>46090156 >>46090157

>>46090055
>deoxys
>husbando

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:11:56 No.46090142 Report

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>>46090139
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:13:47 No.46090156 Report

Quoted By: >>46090192

>>46090139
>off-model

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:13:59 No.46090157 Report

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>>46090139
>deoxys
>tits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:18:33 No.46090189 Report

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>>46089989
Not really.
All mankind likes busty, fertile women and strong, muscular men. The rest are just shit tests or dumb excuses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 31 Jan 2021 22:18:51 No.46090192 Report

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>>46090156
>>46090157
t. chestlets

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 00:57:02 No.46091481 Report

Quoted By: >>46091487

Okay but what about female Machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 00:57:56 No.46091487 Report

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>>46091481
what about them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 02:51:43 No.46092334 Report

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>>46089989
Women? No. Faggots? Yes. Fat women? Yes.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 02:52:57 No.46092343 Report

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>>46089214
Gen 7 as a whole was lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 03:43:27 No.46092652 Report

Quoted By: >>46092701

I feel like the real proof is the G4 text in the library saying Pokémon and humans used to marry. Then the proof of the proof is an earlier version of that is in the leaked DP beta. It was always meant to be there.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 03:53:28 No.46092701 Report

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>>46092652
Cringe

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 03:56:45 No.46092717 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 04:10:29 No.46092800 Report

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>>46089343
>Discovered my wife was cheating on me with my Machamp
>I'm furious and we scream at each other for over an hour
>I can't bear to look anymore and I need to think
>Jump in my car and go out driving
>The empty roads at night help me gather my thoughts
>I'm calming down
>Wait what's that on the road?
>Machamp? What-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 04:16:11 No.46092847 Report

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>>46089989
>>46090039
Women don't want Machamp, they want the Once-ler.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 05:12:38 No.46093194 Report

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>>46090039
At least being attracted to Machamp is reasonable, since it's an idealized form of a man.
Meanwhile, Gardevoir doesn't even have big breasts or child-bearing hips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 05:18:15 No.46093219 Report

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>>46089214
I wish there was more fan art/fan fics of Bea and her Machamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 05:21:13 No.46093228 Report

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>>46090039
Cringe. Men don't want a g*rdevoir, only lonely incels who create cringey fan fiction of it.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 05:23:22 No.46093240 Report

Quoted By: >>46093498 >>46094708

Imagine what he could do with 4 arms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 06:09:20 No.46093498 Report

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>>46093240
He can massage your shoulders and feet at the same time.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 06:23:06 No.46093592 Report

Quoted By: >>46094391 >>46094527

Only a stupid man thinks sex is a reward for basic decency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 06:27:04 No.46093627 Report

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>>46089989
I can't think of any pokemon I would be attracted too. I joke about Darkrai being my husband because a man will usually cause nightmares and torment while being emo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 08:49:20 No.46094391 Report

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>>46093592
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 08:58:07 No.46094432 Report

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>>46089168
>So, ma'am, how did you break your hip?
>I... fell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 09:22:43 No.46094527 Report

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>>46093592
I'll do you one better, only a stupid man thinks sex is a reward. But then again, I'm on /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 09:56:25 No.46094708 Report

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>>46093240
wjs07

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2021 10:01:09 No.46094736 Report

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>>46089210
Based shotacon with the ponytail

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