> incineroar
there's a lot of reasons to hate a lot of the fire starters; Tardzard is so shilled & oversaturated it's almost unbearable, I had a rivalry with a kid who always used a blaziken, emboar is the 5th fire-fighting in a row, delphox is kinda fugly, & incelroar not only looks stupid, but also stole decidueye's rightful place in smash ult, forever fucking with my OCD. but each has a redeeming quality about it:
charizard, despite being shilled & pandered too oblivion, has had consistently good redesigns with the megas. he's also decent in competitive, whilst still proving that the other 2 kanto starters are still infinitely superior choices. blaziken is so well designed & badass & nostalgic that I can forgive & even come to respect blaziken. one of my best memories is finally beating my friend's blaziken. tough, but so amazing. emboar, despite being the 3rd fire-fighting in a row, actually has a cool design & an even cooler shiny. delphox's sins are easily forgivable since she's not THAT ugly, like chesnaught. but...
Incelroar is where I draw the fucking line. tony the tiger wannabe fursuit looking ass bitch with giant stupid hands & that gay ass fire belt making it look like he pisses his fire attacks. no doubt this faggot was gonna be a fighting type, but the einsteins up at gayfreak realized that it would infuriate everyone, so they quickly switched it to dark, as if nobody would fucking notice.
lastly, let's look at the smash roster:
> PkMn Trainer: all 3 types, but 'zard no doubt takes the spotlight, to the point that he used to be stand-alone, having replaced the other 2 even if for only one title.
> Greninja: the water type. I like where this is going. the next starter pokemon to be added will no doubt be a grass type pokemon, & decidueye would make such a creative addition!
> incelroar: another fire type, & just a run of the mill brawler/grappler like 60% of the roster already. bitch can't even jump, feels skilless to play as & cheap to play against.
