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Post your favorite Pokémon and confess.

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 17:32:49 No.46159170 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 17:36:55 No.46159198 Report

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>>46159170
I was in love with this girl I knew a few years ago but she definitely did NOT love me back so I confessed to her about a year or so before she got married. She was nice about it but I couldn't talk to her again after I found out she was dating someone because it hurt too much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 17:39:29 No.46159222 Report

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>>46159170
Every time I trim my hair, I feel like I'm killing it because I don't have the proper scissors. Right now, I'm using average kitchen scissors, which I shouldn't be using on hair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:07:02 No.46159425 Report

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>>46159170
I know the identity of a guy who has posted "inside information" here in the past, because what he knew came from things I told him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:07:16 No.46159427 Report

Quoted By: >>46159441 >>46159459 >>46159946 >>46161638 >>46163287

i had a mental break down to the point of being suicidal because after spending half a year, money and more effort than i've done in my life, i couldn't make a youtube channel out of fear and embarrasment

my friends stopped talking to me and i almost took my parents with me because they didn't knew what was happening to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:09:02 No.46159441 Report

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>>46159427
Are you good now anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:11:31 No.46159459 Report

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>>46159427
You have to sell your soul to be successful at YouTube anyway. I don't think there is any shame in not being cut out to be an attention whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:13:20 No.46159476 Report

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>>46159459
i didn't want to "make big", i just wanted my niche to talk about 5th and 6th gen consoles, my childhood consoles

>>46159441
kinda, on one hand pills help, on the other i wont get over feeling like a clown for getting like this for a stupid creative hobby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:14:34 No.46159480 Report

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>>46159476
I know a random online can only do so much but don’t beat yourself up over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:07:24 No.46159890 Report

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>>46159480
i mean, i've managed to kill a thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:14:59 No.46159936 Report

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I feel worthless. As worthless as a human being can be, and honestly I have no idea what to do about it. I don't like this world and everything seems to go wrong at some point.
Pretty sure I'll kill myself before I'm 25 or 30.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:16:25 No.46159946 Report

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>>46159427
I hope you manage, anon. Sending much love. You'll feel better someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:33:13 No.46160065 Report

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>>46159936
Cliche advice but trying something new

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:45:13 No.46160145 Report

Quoted By: >>46160297

One of my ultimate dreams is to have s*x with a guy with a huge a** but my D is average size so I don't think it'll ever happen bc honestly those guys deserve only the best

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:51:27 No.46160187 Report

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Ok! Its my turn of attention whoring !

The mailman seemed a bit off today, can i get some likes? Thanks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:54:52 No.46160212 Report

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He just does it for me. I want to be ultimate like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:56:05 No.46160224 Report

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>>46160065
Yeah, this has been told to me countless times. I've tried new things. I can't enjoy things as other people. My brain is fucking weird.
Oh well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:57:13 No.46160233 Report

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I'm growing addicted to being thanked by anons on /sci/ for helping them in the stupid questions thread. I can't stop seeking out (You)s there and it's starting to interfere with my actual coursework.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:01:14 No.46160258 Report

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>>46159170
I think I hate this board the most. If you ever have a meetup I will kill everyone there and then myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:02:00 No.46160263 Report

Quoted By: >>46160286 >>46163277

Forgive me father, but I have wanked it to Marley while being in a relationship with a real girl. I must be punished to repent for my actions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:06:45 No.46160286 Report

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>>46160263
I jerked off to r34 for ages while being in all of my relationships, its not that bad dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:08:23 No.46160297 Report

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>>46160145
Post proof

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:14:21 No.46160352 Report

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>>46159170
I use AIDungeon to roleplay having sex with my favorite pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:17:28 No.46160378 Report

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>>46160224
Try doing a dopamine fast, or nofap
I feel way better even after a few days

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:26:02 No.46160440 Report

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I have nothing to say, I just wanted to share a cute picture

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:39:45 No.46160571 Report

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>>46159170
Always wanted to see how far I could get with my Aegislash partner in becoming a Mafia Boss.
He'll always be the shield that keeps me safe.
And the sword to cut down anything that stands in our way.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:40:55 No.46161533 Report

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>>46159170
I’m very emotionally attached to my Pokémon, and get upset when I lose due to the RNG because it feels like my pals are being robbed of their victory.

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:53:51 No.46161627 Report

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>>46159170
I tried to use AI dungeon to escape my boredom and live out a PMD adventure, but I quickly realised it's got a terrible memory only good for fetishes and now I have a PMD vore AU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:55:29 No.46161638 Report

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>>46159427
I hope you're feeling better now brah. Your favourite pokemon is also the correct choice for this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 22:55:58 No.46161641 Report

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>>46159170
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE SHITLIPS

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Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 23:04:13 No.46161705 Report

Quoted By: >>46162570

My mental health has deteriorated so much that I can no longer handle having relationships. I've always been sort of a loner but I'm beginning to think it's getting worse than ever before. It's not so much the pandemic since I have no irl connections as it is that people are just fucking jerks and its all so tiresome. I suspect it may be mostly-dormant autism that's gone haywire, but I've never officially been diagnosed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Feb 2021 23:41:32 No.46162040 Report

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>>46161638
>>46159476

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 00:49:05 No.46162570 Report

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>>46161705
Seek help

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:16:33 No.46163207 Report

Quoted By: >>46163263

I feel like delving deeper into pokeporn has fucked me up. Lately I've been finding male pokemon attractive and I don't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:22:44 No.46163263 Report

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>>46163207
That’s cool and all but where your favorite Pokémon

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Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:25:01 No.46163277 Report

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>>46160263
>The Marleyfag has a girlfriend
Disgusting, Thorton would never cheat on her like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:25:34 No.46163284 Report

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>>46163263
I thought I posted a pic of Piplup.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:25:49 No.46163286 Report

Quoted By: >>46165298

I’ve been a chronic coomer for 8 years now. I fear that as my fetishes and tastes change, I won’t be able to engage in normal relationships when I get out of college. I’m a 22 year old college senior btw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 02:25:49 No.46163287 Report

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>>46159427
Should have done it. Now you’ll forever be a bitch

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Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 04:11:50 No.46164171 Report

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>>46159170
I worry too much about my own hobbies, and withdraw a lot from people because of my anxiety. There is an annual convention in my country that I want to go to, and I want to assemble a cosplay for it for fun, but I'm afraid that someone might take photos and send them to a cringe compilation or whatever

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Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 07:37:08 No.46165298 Report

Quoted By: >>46165463

I'm CONSTANTLY, aggressively horny, and I'm afraid that I'll destroy the best relationship of my life after this pandemic is over because I'm so addicted to sex and cum. Before covid started, I would literally start talking to women and flirt with them until I get their number, just to delete it when I got home to avoid pissing off my girlfriend. I used flirt and get them to have sex at social gatherings so automatically (when I was single) that it felt like I was on autopilot or something. I probably have sex twice per day when my girlfriend is over, and then masturbate as soon as she leaves. The next day, I demand she comes over to have sex with me.
>>46163286
Have you managed to stop this kind of behavior at all? My fetishes have gotten worse and worse too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 08:09:12 No.46165463 Report

Quoted By: >>46165539

>>46165298
>I would literally start talking to women and flirt with them until I get their number, just to delete it when I got home to avoid pissing off my girlfriend.
They probably gave you a fake number anyways.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 08:24:31 No.46165531 Report

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>>46159170
I want to cosplay as Leaf and fuck PL while Leaf watches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Feb 2021 08:26:43 No.46165539 Report

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>>46165463
Well, I hope they did! I am such a coomer that I would have definitely driven over and convinced them to have sex with me if they responded before I managed to calm down.

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