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>Coomer threads. (Nothing inherently wrong with these but half the pic in these make more sense on /e/, /c/, or even /h/) >Pokemon Masters Threads that don't talk about the game and are just coomer threads in disguise >Mommy Threads, which are just coomer threads for simps. It's always the same three characters, and these three characters look exactly the fucking same. Even worse, one of these characters is canonically such a abusive bitch of a mother that Sun and Moon's entire plot is one of her children trying to escape >Gen 9/DPPt remake "leak" threads >Gen 9/DPPt remake "leak" threads disguised as prediction threads >BALANCE YOUR FAVORITE SHITMON BY GIVING IT +100 BST, AN ABSURD MOVEPOOL, AND A BROKEN ABILITY threads (shame because Lame Freak can't balance a game to save their lives so thinking about buffs for Pokemon could be really based, problem is most posters don't know what the fuck their talking about) >NOOOO MY SHILLMOn HAS a Weakness lets MINIMAX and MAKE it more BROKEN (these are worse than the buff-my-shitmons threads because at least those threads are right about their mons being shit) >WAAAH ANY BATTLE OVER 6 turns IZ STALLLL >"Phys/Spec ruined the franchise, because Pokemon being usable is soulless!" >NOO I can't COOM TO AVERY WURST CHARCTER EVUR >NOOO THERE CAN'T BE BLACK/BROWN CHARACTER IS MUh POEKMANZ >"She" >"SOUL" >Charmanderino form KANTOOOOO >"Houndoom kek" (that Jasmine pix is over a decade old, if you want roast the character that's fine, but get some new fucking material) > HI ANON! WHAT GAME ARE WE GOING TO PLAY TODAY? >Serenafags bitching about Anime vs Game Serena >May making pokeblocks >"How would X react if you press their tummy?" >"BRRAAAAAPP!" >KNEEL >Same random bald guy's head >A literal piece of shit >Some tumblr reject bitching about a female character's outfit even though there are women who wear less in rea life.
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It's almost like there's no news to talk about it.
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>>46161748 it's a containment board, nigger. if pokemon fans were tolerable they wouldn't have been banished to this board.
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>>46161795 >/vpmd/ was 2017 fuck
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never change /vp/
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>>46161748 Leave and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
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>>46161748 god can we post on topic instead of these "being on topic is a bad thing" threads?
Also this is now a Maractus thread.
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>>46161748 yeah its pretty easy to cherrypick bad threads bub. /pgg/ is always good
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>>46161748 How could you forget about funni phish?
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I agree with that she shit its unnesecessary annoying and SJW as fuck
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>>46161748 what do you expect
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>>46161748 forgot the furries and gardevoir retards, into the trash it goes
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>>46161748 Because there is literally nothing to talk about on here when we aren't in the middle of a pre-game advertising cycle
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>>46161748 everything are you list makes sense except chamanderino, which is undeniably based and hilarious.
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>>46161748 >Even worse, one of these characters is canonically such a abusive bitch of a mother That just makes it better
Every other point is valid, but what else do you expect people to talk about?
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>complaining about "coomer threads" How new?
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>>46162698 Hell yeah fellow /pgg/friend. It’s why I started coming here in the first place.
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>>46161748 Pmg is the best.
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>>46162868 The irony of it all is that /mlp/ is somehow faring better despite the show being over.
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>>46163145 That's because they are collectively deranged
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>>46161748 >. It's always the same three characters Wrong, we love lots and lots of pokemommies
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>>46163157 Nope, pokemon is too big, too many divisions, too many opinions to hold, we are all separately deranged in our own special way.
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>>46163157 This board's posters have a lot of other problems but deranged wouldn't be the dominant group.
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>>46161748 best post on this board
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>>46161748 The only issue with Avery is the practice of making version exclusive characters is bad. Especially as a post game add on. Version Exclusive pokemon can be solved through trading. If you want to make a branching story. Do that interally by making the players choices change the story path. Putting the choice outside of the game in a way that locks people out based on a physical purchase they made a year ago is bad
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>>46161748 Still better than having constant threads of Smash of the same boring topic
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>>46163145 What could possibly make you think that's the case?
>slow traffic >reminiscing about creators of the golden age of the fandom >losing generals by the second >global rule 15 is being questioned >10 years >hanging for dear life until generaton 5 drops Anonymous
>>46161748 >It's always the same three characters Not our fault it's the ideal female form.
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What's with all the retarded puritans on 4chan these days?
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>>46161748 S-SHAGGY-SAMA, I KNEEL!
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>>46165595 Give us an example of someone pure who used 4chan anon.
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Anyone above the age of 13 that still likes Pokemon has some form of autism. So of course a containment board will attract degenerates.
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>lists 20+ different threads that he personally doesn't like You're free to make your own thread or leave if you want to.
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>>46165595 Spoiled children used to get attention everywhere else discovered 4chan for some KYM page or a Youtube video telling this is where memes come from.
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>>46161748 Why? Because /vp/ doesn't care about threads like these
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>>46166184 Stop making garbage threads and think about someone other than yourself, you’ll get further in life
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>whinging about new mons having minmaxed stars >when the alternative is the same 20 mons being at the top of the meta for a literal decade instead of ~7 mons
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It would've been a lot easier for you to make filters for the threads you don't like rather than complain about it like a little bitch.
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>>46167065 The problem isnt with minmaxing in on itself. Certain Pokémon with low base stat totals like Mega Beedril NEED to be minmaxed. The issue is when there are Pokémon that have like 540 stats and both attacking stats are reasonable already, rather than giving them boosting moves or more diverse attack coverage people often just make one attaking stat like 30 and other like 160.
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>>46161748 The worst part is that you get more criticism for playing the games than actual conversation or even chances to play the game with someone else.
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>>46167279 Not our fault you keep playing shitty games.
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>>46161748 I want to murder Avery violently with guns and knives. He is a gay disgusting faggot. Bring back Olympia.
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>>46167880 Based Avery hating autist.
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>>46167880 Will you get lost?! No one cares about who you hate! If you have time to whine like a pathetically raised child, you have time to go do something meaningful with your life.
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>>46167880 For fudge sake dude, is that all you go on about? We get it, you hate Avery. Stop telling us this every time.
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>>46167310 >board is called /vp/ because it is a containment board for /v/ >cannot actually talk about the video games whatsoever You realize how asinine that is, right?
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>>46167880 This idiot talking about Avery needs to grow the fuck up.
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>Why is a containment board full of less-than-ideal posters?!
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>>46167880 Obsessed much? Go outside maybe?
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>>46167880 Are you alright?
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>>46161748 Tying up pokegirls pleases me. It's as simple as that.
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>>46161748 Nobody makes pokeblocks like May.
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>>46161748 >>46163227 see
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>noooo, stop talking about pokemon on the pokemon board! Anonymous
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>>46168001 >expecting anons on the chinese basket-weaving forum to seriously discuss shitty games for literal toddlers Anonymous
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>>46161748 It's a drain that sucks in the most childish posts from /v/. 4Chan in general has become a mess.
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>>46168090 why can't we have threads about this?
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Forget threads asking what makes people still play Pokémon, what compels you all to go on this board?
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Sword and Shield have been so dumbed down that there's really been nothing to talk about ~24 hours after release.
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I wish we had more Gliscor threads
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>>46167880 I'll have pokemon trainer Avery even more fucked up than what Victor Zsasz would do to him. #BurnInHellAvery