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>Oh my God... Peter look! We're in Pokemon
>Goes up to yellow mouse Hehehehehe you're a cute one.
>Pika CHUUUUUU
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Peters skin is turned into beef jerky
>Brian grabs his cooked corpseHufff huff
> Runs into pokecenter
>Please won't somebody do something!
>Oh ya sure just plop him into the machine right there
>Doodeedoodeedoodeedoo
>Hehehehe look Brian I have an extra set of arms
>Uhh ya so what's the damage?
>huh what?
>The bill what's it cost
>Oh no it's free
>Free healthcare and no waiting? This place is utopia!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 22:32:18 No.46189781 Report

Quoted By: >>46189821 >>46192100

>>46189727
>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
>What?
>Hoondom bites in Brian and starts tearing him apart while Trainor looks on apathetically
>Does the little head shake that dogs do to toys and cuts to Brian ripped apart on the floor
>Trainor walks over and kicks him picking up the money that fell out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 22:36:29 No.46189821 Report

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>>46189727
>>46189781
I can see it happening in the show
probably be stewie with brian over peter though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 22:50:42 No.46189939 Report

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>Doodeedoodeedoodeedoo
>Peter we gotta get out of here!
>Now way Brian look, free food grows everywhere and you can take it whenever you like
>Peter eats berry, eyes go bloodshot and hair sticks up
>Oh ya that's the stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2021 23:09:33 No.46190094 Report

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>Peter this place is creepy look everyone is just standing in the same spot not staring
>Pans down route one guy is flipping forward and back in place
>Ya and nobody locks their doors
>Peter tears through the garbage making a huge mess
>I'll be taking this then
>Guy sitting in chair stares with no response and Peter slides out

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 01:13:11 No.46191109 Report

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>>46189330
>I don't understand what your father just said
>What, Post Malone? A virtual concert?
>Pokemon
>Pokemon's been around as long as I have, grandpa
>I know, so why the hell are people still playing Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 01:18:49 No.46191150 Report

Quoted By: >>46191273 >>46192180 >>46192194

Why do very mediocre bands like The Weeknd and Post Malone get even bigger than superior mainstream bands like Twenty One Pilots?

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 01:35:16 No.46191273 Report

Quoted By: >>46191279

>>46191150
Because they offer something bland that's easy for multiple people to accept over something more stylistic and niche. Also lol 21 pilots isn't good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 01:36:18 No.46191279 Report

Quoted By: >>46192054

>>46191273
TOP and Coldplay are severely flawed but they're still better than a lot of mainstream shit like Cardi B.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:17:26 No.46192034 Report

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Normal words...
BUT A MUDSDALE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:19:49 No.46192054 Report

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>>46191279
Coldplay performed at the Super Bowl with Beyoncé like three years ago anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:27:28 No.46192100 Report

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>>46189781
why is megan trainor in this story

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:40:49 No.46192180 Report

Quoted By: >>46192283

>>46191150
It's still so hard for me to believe a band as bad as Twenty One Pilots got shilled so hard by the industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:42:17 No.46192194 Report

Quoted By: >>46193536

>>46191150
Post Malone puts on a hell of a show. The guy has talent, like him or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 03:59:30 No.46192283 Report

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>>46192180
probably very cheap

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 04:51:20 No.46192636 Report

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>”Aw crap, Lois, this is worse than that time I was Junichi Masuda’s secretary!”
>a long and uncomfortable scene of Masuda forcing bugs up Peter’s anus begins to plays
>”M-mister Muh-soo-duh, please! I promise I’ll be good! Oh God it hurts so bad! This is even worse than that time I had to play Pokemon Sword and Shield!”
>Peter winks at the camera, then goes back to screaming in agony as Masuda shoves a handful of spiders inside of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:17:52 No.46193536 Report

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>>46192194
>talent
What talent? His music is devoid of any substance, originality, experimentation, etc. It literally sounds no different from anything else on the radio, could not tell a Post Malone song from any other song.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2021 07:24:45 No.46193586 Report

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Boy, I’ll tell y’a Brian, this is worse than the time that your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don’t immediately respond to this post. Also, thanks to Sableye’s ability in Prankster, you have been taunted before you could use any immunity utilities. Sorry, not sorry.

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