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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 11:31:25 No.46220050 View View Reply Original Report

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How was your Valentine's, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 11:32:41 No.46220054 Report

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>>46220050
OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 11:34:58 No.46220069 Report

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>>46220050
I fucked your mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:01:50 No.46220186 Report

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>>46220050
I jacked off to r34 of Bruno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:05:49 No.46220206 Report

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>>46220050
I was hungover and spent all day cleaning my apartment instead of studying for finals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:12:14 No.46220237 Report

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Pretty good. Thanks for asking my dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:16:39 No.46220256 Report

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>>46220206
>studying to become a wagecuck
LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:19:08 No.46220271 Report

Quoted By: >>46221256 >>46222637

>>46220256
I like what i'm studying though. I tried the Neet thing for a while but i just get chronically bored when i don't have any obligations to escape from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:19:25 No.46220273 Report

Quoted By: >>46220314

>>46220256
Please don't knock someone for making a commitment.
What's a more viable solution for them, in your opinion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:26:35 No.46220314 Report

Quoted By: >>46220435 >>46220442 >>46220455

>>46220273
How about not working 50 hours a week doing meaningless paperwork sitting in a cubicle all day while the wifey gulps down a truckload of nigger dick and the kids go off to school to learn pre approved revised '''history''' so they can better serve der Juden?
If you're not a doctor, lawyer, politician, or maintenance worker getting paid fat STAXXX you're not needed. Just go smoke weed erryday and chill in bed with anime and cartoons my dude lolll

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:39:15 No.46220399 Report

Quoted By: >>46220435 >>46220445 >>46221305

>>46220050
Literally the same as every other day.

Refuse to support a 'holiday' that does nothing but skyrocket the suicide rate and is just another day for women to receive exorbitantly expensive gifts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:44:58 No.46220435 Report

Quoted By: >>46220455

>>46220314
>Just go smoke weed erryday and chill in bed with anime and cartoons my dude lolll
That is not a life worth living beyond the short term. It is not sustainable.
>>46220399
>skyrocket the suicide rate
Does it? That's beyond fucking depressing to know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:46:00 No.46220442 Report

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>>46220314
you are not even hiding your bait
Thats not how is done, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:46:23 No.46220445 Report

Quoted By: >>46221263 >>46222697

>>46220399
Does it actually skyrocket the suicide rate lol? Judging by the way /tv/ looked yesterday i'd be inclined to beleive you.

I mean i'm as lonely as any 4chan incel but i couldn't imagine caring so much about a made-up holiday that it'd push me to end my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:47:18 No.46220452 Report

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>>46220050
will be celebrating and exchanging gifts later once my gf starts feeling better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:47:54 No.46220455 Report

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>>46220314
Based.
>>46220435
Seethe harder, wagie. You'll remain a slave for the following 50 years of your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 12:50:32 No.46220471 Report

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>>46220050
My spouse & I went grocery shopping. That's about it.
It was our third Valentine's together but our first one as a married couple, so that itself made it a little special.
Last year we went to a steakhouse (before COVID), it's slightly strange to realise how much things have changed in an entire year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 13:01:23 No.46220528 Report

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>>46220050
It was fine. I did absolutely nothing because I know I'm gonna be a kissless virgin for the rest of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:15:03 No.46221256 Report

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>>46220271
wew lad i guess some people were born to be literal slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:16:17 No.46221263 Report

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>>46220445
yes it rises suicide rates, dumb fuck
you see everybody with their mate and it sucks when you are alone, I despise normies and I still had trouble a few years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:17:05 No.46221267 Report

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ate mussels
had sex
got drunk
played board games
played some pokemans

not too bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:17:38 No.46221270 Report

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>>46220050
my poke wife was very upset so I had to settle things down before the day ended. At least everything's fine now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:23:04 No.46221305 Report

Quoted By: >>46221341 >>46221362 >>46221546

>>46220399
>his bitch expects a big gift on valentines
This weekend I made my wife French toast in bed, then last night I homemade chocolate covered strawberries and prepared a cheese tray for us to share. Afterwards we watched a romantic movie and I came inside.
You should aim to be with a woman who actually appreciates you instead of your wallet if you think that’s normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:27:47 No.46221341 Report

Quoted By: >>46221349

>>46221305
lmao what a deluded fuck. all women want shelter, food and wealth. it is literally biological needs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:29:22 No.46221349 Report

Quoted By: >>46221362

>>46221341
That’s what everyone wants you retard. If you can’t provide that for a woman then you’re no better than a woman.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:31:25 No.46221362 Report

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>>46221349
>he says the opposite then says this
you better not be >>46221305

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 15:56:36 No.46221520 Report

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Ended up buying bing bing wahoo 3d world and played with my gf all night and then had _________sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 16:00:32 No.46221546 Report

Quoted By: >>46221555 >>46222064

>>46221305
>my wife French toast in bed, then last night I homemade chocolate covered strawberries and prepared a cheese tray
That's what you gave her for Valentine's?
Hey bud, lemme ask, was there a point where you weren't watching her for a few hours? Cause I think I have some bad news for you...

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 16:02:03 No.46221555 Report

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>>46221546
don't tell him. it is better this way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 16:13:10 No.46221600 Report

Quoted By: >>46221822

>>46220050
Great, we drove to mcdicks to buy booster packs, had a nice dinner, then he blew me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 16:50:04 No.46221822 Report

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>>46221600
>scalper AND a faggot
how's life at the bottom of the barrel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:21:13 No.46222064 Report

Quoted By: >>46222086

>>46221546
Lol nice projection

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:24:57 No.46222086 Report

Quoted By: >>46222640

>>46222064
I'm not in a 'relationship' with a woman because I don't want to constantly give braindead retards monetary compensation.
But I know if you give them some pathetic offerings like French toast or some fucking strawberries on Valentine's Day, she is 100% riding a big black stinky nigger cock behind your back. Sorry pal

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:26:08 No.46222100 Report

Quoted By: >>46222115

>Valentines thread turns into “economics” thread full of pseudo-intellectuals trying to justify them being fat fucks who still live in their parents’ basement without a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:28:14 No.46222115 Report

Quoted By: >>46222200

>>46222100
>xe couldn't reply to my last post because xe knew i was right so xe did this instead
kek
also
>fat fucks who still live in their parents’ basement without a job
now THIS is projection, pal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:39:11 No.46222200 Report

Quoted By: >>46222601 >>46222666

>>46222115 I’m not even the dude who first responded to you ffs. Plus literally every one of you neetfags have admitted to being jobless, so where else can you afford to live? An apartment which you still need to pay for when you have no money? lmao, go back to the valentines threads over in /r9k/ to complain about this shit.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 17:55:06 No.46222343 Report

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>>46220050
Very nice. It was my first time not being horribly alone on Valentine's Day. We each made the other's favorite meal and also made chocolate strawberries. Played some video games and cuddled for the rest of the night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:03:38 No.46222416 Report

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>>46220050
I watched ESA speedruns while eating chocolates and playing that pokemon Xenoverse fangame

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:29:35 No.46222601 Report

Quoted By: >>46222781

>>46222200
I'm an attorney. I live in a decent apartment.
I just don't like women very much out of a work setting and think they're not much better than cum dumps to fill whenever I'm sexually frustrated. Why does this make you so angry? Because you know it to be true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:31:08 No.46222610 Report

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>>46220050
All I did was draw dirty stuff of Morty from GSC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:35:55 No.46222637 Report

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>>46220271
>I tried the Neet thing
How do I make NEETbux, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:36:05 No.46222640 Report

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>>46222086
why do you bother with this retard? he seems like lumie, which believes in le kids and marriage meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:37:13 No.46222654 Report

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Sex is for reddit-tier normie trash

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:37:55 No.46222661 Report

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>>46220050
i didn't even realize it was valentines day until my mom handed me a card that contained 20 bucks. i think i would've preferred if she left me to my ignorance instead of reminding me that im a failure with her pity money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:38:31 No.46222666 Report

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>>46222200
I had a business before covid, sorry to break down your delusions
And I own my house as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:41:41 No.46222697 Report

Quoted By: >>46222717

>>46220445
>I mean i'm as lonely as any 4chan incel but i couldn't imagine caring so much about a made-up holiday that it'd push me to end my life.
This. As much as I need to consensually fuck someone to reaffirm my self worth, I'm still not gonna kill myself over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:43:37 No.46222717 Report

Quoted By: >>46222738

>>46222697
you cowards couldn't even jump. I did it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:45:54 No.46222738 Report

Quoted By: >>46222742 >>46222761

>>46222717
>I did it.
Did you live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:46:17 No.46222742 Report

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>>46222738
no

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:47:41 No.46222755 Report

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>>46222742
BEGONE, GHOST ANON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:48:32 No.46222761 Report

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>>46222738
I lived, but with acrack in my skull. I would prove it but have no camera. Also like 3 months of suicide watch in some nut house as well. if you jump, be sure to die gud or don't. you know how they say people regret jumping? I did regret it, I regretted not jumping before, that is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:49:19 No.46222766 Report

Quoted By: >>46222824

>>46220050
I cried about having no GF, went for a hike with my dad, and played Yokai Watch

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:52:04 No.46222781 Report

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>>46222601
I wish I was successful enough to treat all women like whores

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:54:28 No.46222802 Report

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>>46220050
Worked 7-3, came home and went to bed, and woke up to play some bioshock before having dinner and going to bed.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:55:50 No.46222809 Report

Quoted By: >>46222830

My fiance and I do valentines day later cause we can't see eachother. (distance).
he booked a vacation at a a nice house and is probably gonna give me the engagement ring now. He had to ask what I like after all so we discussed pretty much everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:57:30 No.46222823 Report

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>>46220050
I spent the day watching movies and making snowmen with my family
It was nice :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:57:31 No.46222824 Report

Quoted By: >>46222836

>>46222766
did he touch your dick and you came like that camping anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:58:32 No.46222830 Report

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>>46222809
>distance
oh look another unironic cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 18:59:13 No.46222836 Report

Quoted By: >>46222875

>>46222824
It's possible to spend time with your father without being molested. I'm sorry you can't understand that.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:00:36 No.46222852 Report

Quoted By: >>46222878

My bf and I planned to get takeout from a fancy restaurant. In case they were too busy for takeout orders, our backup plan was unironically to go to McD's and get the Pokemon happy meal.

Restaurant was able to take our order and the food was excellent. This weekend we'll play some PoGo together and get our McD's cards with quarter pounders and a shamrock shake to share. I love my bf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:02:33 No.46222875 Report

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>>46222836
my father wasn't there for me ever. he was always an emotionless shell and pretended I was the son of the butcher. I thought it would be cool to learn how to masturbate properly from him, not see it as molesting. oh well, guess different people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:03:04 No.46222878 Report

Quoted By: >>46222940

>>46222852
Girl or gay?
Either way, glad to see another happy relationship making the neckbearded incels in the thread seething and coping.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 19:10:19 No.46222940 Report

Quoted By: >>46223758

>>46222878
>gay relationship
>happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2021 20:38:31 No.46223758 Report

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>>46222940
NOOOO DELETE THIS YOU BIGOT

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