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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 00:04:12 No.46225750 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46227419 >>46227774 >>46228059 >>46228092 >>46228107 >>46228188 >>46228267 >>46228524 >>46229972 >>46230112 >>46230249 >>46231492 >>46232125

Not sure if this is healthy but Rose gave me an intense desire to become some kind of supervillain who builds epic buildings and plots grandiose schemes.

I want to quit studying and just become Rose.
How does this work?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 00:08:33 No.46225778 Report

Quoted By: >>46228169

>be 30
>still dont want a real job
>just wanna do epic cartoony shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 03:39:09 No.46227419 Report

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>>46225750
sell your soul for a couple years doing work involving fake money and stonks, best way to get a lot of capital
then the fun begins

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:26:07 No.46227774 Report

Quoted By: >>46228012 >>46228135 >>46228136 >>46229501

>>46225750
>at LEAST masters degree in business admin
>collaborate and sell your soul to jews for at least a decade
>get a grandiose scheme to run a country
>gorge yourself on curry and middle eastern food for that fat ugly bastard belly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:54:43 No.46228012 Report

Quoted By: >>46228136

>>46227774
This guy gets it. Follow this path OP, but also keep in mind you have to find a way to ruin the world cup or superbowl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:58:41 No.46228059 Report

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>>46225750
so you want to be a cartoony evil guy?
become a politician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:03:49 No.46228092 Report

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>>46225750
become elon musk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:05:05 No.46228107 Report

Quoted By:

>>46225750
You need something to stimulate your brain. Try jumping into a bath with a toaster

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:08:20 No.46228135 Report

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>>46227774
>fat doughy handsome belly
Ftfy, but Rose should be fatter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:08:32 No.46228136 Report

Quoted By: >>46228200 >>46228537

>>46227774
>>46228012
At that point, OP probably don't even care for world domination and just become a money-loving slave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:14:14 No.46228169 Report

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>>46225778
everybody secretly does

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:17:49 No.46228188 Report

Quoted By: >>46228204

>>46225750
so, what do you want to do? like what is your scheme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:19:52 No.46228200 Report

Quoted By: >>46229532

>>46228136
Realistically, this is probably what would happen. Once you go jew, you don't go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:20:24 No.46228204 Report

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>>46228188
I wouldn't reply to this if you are serious OP. cops might be on the watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:28:59 No.46228267 Report

Quoted By:

>>46225750
You'd still have to study and get a good career to take the first step into supervillainy, or have good connections

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:07:51 No.46228509 Report

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Just become... Lex Luthor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:09:55 No.46228524 Report

Quoted By: >>46231509

>>46225750
is he the only npc to ever even TOUCH an ultra ball? serious question

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:12:35 No.46228537 Report

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>>46228136
Rose really didn't want world domination anyway. He just wanted to do shit his way while fucking over anyone who tries to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 09:40:15 No.46229501 Report

Quoted By: >>46229995

>>46227774
>you gotta study in a uni for years

You already made it sound boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 09:50:09 No.46229532 Report

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>>46228200
This is true
I have been stuck with my own jew gf for years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 10:04:18 No.46229609 Report

Quoted By: >>46229898 >>46230024

I've always wanted to live outside normal life, the "go to school and get a desk job" bullshit.
Sigh.
I wish I could just summon Eternatuses (Eternati?) in my power plant.

And yeah Elon Musk is basically Rose in real life but I can't become Musk.
Unless I make some kind of invention.
Faster Internet using quantum entanglement? I just need someone to build it for me.
Or maybe I should plot to destroy the current Internet because in 10 000 years all the dopamine and the mindless entertainment will have corrupted our evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 10:51:57 No.46229898 Report

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>>46229609
Fuck it, it's decided. This thread made me decide to become an entrepreneur.

Now, what would my company do? AI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:03:58 No.46229972 Report

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>>46225750
Can I be the cool protagonist who manages to undo your whole scheme in the span of ~1 week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:08:20 No.46229995 Report

Quoted By: >>46230030

>>46229501
If you want real power in the world you pretty much always have to go to uni, if only because that's where 99% of other rich kids with means are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:14:28 No.46230024 Report

Quoted By:

>>46229609
Play Deus Ex

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:15:23 No.46230030 Report

Quoted By: >>46230035 >>46231525

>>46229995
I'm already in uni, a 2nd year physics student and I don't think I'll ever graduate. I've also realized that there are no jobs in physics unless you want to grind your way to a research lab.
You could just set up your own company and succeed in less time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:16:31 No.46230035 Report

Quoted By: >>46230043

>>46230030
You could, but setting up your own company is way easier if you have people you've networked with willing to work with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:17:58 No.46230043 Report

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>>46230035
Even tho I'm 2nd year, I have zero friends on campus. It's ridiculous lol. I haven't made a single friend.
I know some super nerds though, but I doubt they'd believe in my endeavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:20:32 No.46230055 Report

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>Elon

>Leon

They knew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:21:52 No.46230062 Report

Quoted By: >>46230101

I don't know if its just the Nugimori artstyle but Rose looks like a literal faggot. Short, fat, ambiguously brown, gay hipster haircut, goes by the name fucking 'Rose'. Just disgusting conceptually and visibly.
Leon has a lot of the same design problems but just looks more like a poor mishmash of unrealized ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:32:00 No.46230101 Report

Quoted By: >>46231874

>>46230062
I disagree, I think Rose's design is spot on. They wanted to make him look charismatic and rich, and pulled it off. Also he's not fat. The dad belly he has is just a joke to emphasize his "off work" persona.
I bet female players would fuck him.

Leon only looks good in his Battle Tower outfit IMO.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:36:03 No.46230112 Report

Quoted By: >>46230116 >>46230155

>>46225750
If I am willing to become like Rose, will I also get a cute,sexy and secretely nerdish secretary like Oleana?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:37:01 No.46230116 Report

Quoted By: >>46230137

>>46230112
OP here. That's definitely one of the reasons why I wanna become an entrepreneur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:40:30 No.46230137 Report

Quoted By: >>46230145

>>46230116
Love is one of the best reasons to do something anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:44:17 No.46230145 Report

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>>46230137
I'm pretty sure I can find my Oleana if I set up a company. Just start auditions for a secretary, or approach cute nerd girls in uni and straight up ask them.
Best pickup line ever.

Also this is the best Oleana.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:46:34 No.46230155 Report

Quoted By: >>46230228

>>46230112
Only if you can prove your brilliant vision and business acumen to said secretary well enough to get her to pause from her work for a minute to notice it.

Also you need to be the only one to believe in them whilst everyone riddicules her to awaken the true corpo mommy.

Add the secret unkown step of changing her from meek and obsessive to high strung and unstable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 11:58:17 No.46230207 Report

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Should I set up a Pokemon card grading company that uses a new, non-subjective way for grading the card?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 12:03:24 No.46230228 Report

Quoted By: >>46231381

>>46230155
>That moment in TW when she stops and adorably corrects in detail the driver about what dynamax is to the amusement of Rose
When you have such a loyal and capable woman next to you, you marry her ASAP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 12:08:57 No.46230249 Report

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>>46225750
kys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 15:35:02 No.46231381 Report

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>>46230228
How the hell does Rose inspire loyalty and trust in his employees? Oleana's battle animations look like she would have shredded you with her hands if she could

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 15:48:40 No.46231492 Report

Quoted By:

>>46225750
Well for starters, you'll have to convert to the ways of Israel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 15:50:21 No.46231509 Report

Quoted By:

>>46228524
The trial captains use ultra balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 15:52:09 No.46231525 Report

Quoted By: >>46232374

>>46230030
>going to uni for physics
What is wrong with you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:27:22 No.46231874 Report

Quoted By: >>46232399

>>46230101
>I bet female players would fuck him.

no we like the Galar top three mostly. Rose is gay bait.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:57:29 No.46232125 Report

Quoted By:

>>46225750
based autist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 17:28:35 No.46232374 Report

Quoted By:

>>46231525
What do you mean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 17:33:48 No.46232399 Report

Quoted By:

>>46231874
I'm IRL Piers but I'm not seeing any girls in my life.
Lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2021 17:41:25 No.46232434 Report

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I always wanted to be a JRPG villain. I think it's born from my cosmic sense of insignificance and self-resentment.

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