Hey everyone, Henry Rollins here. I think you kind young men need a stern talking to time and time.
I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. I'm a vegan, man! Can you handle this?! Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager. Can you deal with that, America?!
Anyway, kids, just don't do any of that degenerative fat fet-ish stuff? Think that's how you spell it?
Henry Rollins, signing off. Stay beautiful, punks.