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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 09:06:52 No.46286211 View View Reply Original Report

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Hey /vp/ watch my gardevoir for a second I’ll be right back, it’s got a penis so don’t try to have sex with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 09:08:19 No.46286214 Report

Quoted By: >>46294975

>>46286211
>it’s got a penis so don’t try to have sex with it
as if that's gonna stop me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 09:08:22 No.46286215 Report

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>>46286211
no problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 10:56:53 No.46286702 Report

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Alright OP it's been a while... where are you? Your Gardevoir is being really clingy and won't let go...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 11:01:14 No.46286712 Report

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>>46286211
>it's got a penis
OP, I don't think strapon counts as "having a penis".

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 11:40:20 No.46286815 Report

Quoted By: >>46286908

>>46286211
OP are you back yet? He grabbed a monster,but he isn't drinking it...And the way that he is smiling at me is creeping me out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 11:45:53 No.46286840 Report

Quoted By: >>46286869 >>46289416

I prefer to have sex with better Psychic/Fairy types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 11:52:01 No.46286869 Report

Quoted By: >>46289416 >>46290158

>>46286840
>>>/mlp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 12:00:44 No.46286901 Report

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>>46286211
How good is it at playing catch? I got a pretty mean throw, but I can only use steel balls. I call my favorite pitch the Gyro Ball!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 12:03:12 No.46286908 Report

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>>46286815

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 12:03:41 No.46286912 Report

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>>46286211
don't worry OP I put him down. It was quick and there was no pain.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 12:06:57 No.46286924 Report

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>I understood that reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 12:09:54 No.46286941 Report

Quoted By: >>46289328

Why does it have the horn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:13:44 No.46287700 Report

Quoted By: >>46291607

>>46286211
He's been reading for the past 5 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:15:50 No.46287711 Report

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>>46286211
I will read him Mein Kampf, it's a good fairy tale, I hope you don't mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:28:55 No.46287792 Report

Quoted By: >>46287831 >>46288312 >>46289416

>>46286211

Do Gardevoirs even have visual sexual characteristics? Only the Pokedex easily knows the gender/sex for most of the mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:35:52 No.46287831 Report

Quoted By: >>46287919 >>46288312

>>46287792
Sure. Just look under it's dress, if there's a penis - this is a male gardevoir, that's simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:45:25 No.46287901 Report

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>>46286211
Gross. No thanks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:47:23 No.46287919 Report

Quoted By: >>46289431

>>46287831

Both genders are smooth as a doll down there.
Obviously since TPC wouldn't show a schlong wobbling around there, would they?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 14:54:36 No.46287971 Report

Quoted By: >>46288908 >>46290089

>>46286211
Oh dear, she's looking a bit too skinny. Here, let my Alcremie take care of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 15:33:11 No.46288312 Report

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>>46287792
>>46287831
And if it's a very big penis is a female

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 15:48:49 No.46288439 Report

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>penis

my favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 16:36:15 No.46288908 Report

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>>46287971
>she

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 16:52:14 No.46289034 Report

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All Gardevoirs have penises regardless whether it's male or female.
The difference is that the female's penis appears to be more feminine looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:25:54 No.46289328 Report

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>>46286941
>Einhorn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:34:38 No.46289395 Report

Quoted By: >>46289405 >>46293350

Excuse me good gentlemen, i'm passing by, excuse me, thank you, ok, lets see, this is going to be quick
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
Aaaaaaah, so refreshing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:35:40 No.46289405 Report

Quoted By: >>46289414 >>46293350

>>46289395
Oh, good Arceus, some fell on the floor, this can't go to waste. SLUUURP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:36:44 No.46289414 Report

Quoted By: >>46293350

>>46289405
Well, judging by the taste and thickness, this Gardevoir is poorly feed. OP you need to give it less pokepuffs and sweets and more berries and greens. Also stop with the energizer drinks and sodas, it needs water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:36:45 No.46289416 Report

Quoted By: >>46289436 >>46290028

>>46286869
Cringe

>>46286840
Based

>>46287792
It's in the same egg group as slugs, eels and stunfisk. Take that as you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:38:58 No.46289431 Report

Quoted By: >>46299181

>>46287919
What if pokemon just have hidden genitalia? Aka, you never see any of it unless they need to use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 17:39:25 No.46289436 Report

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>>46289416
Can't wait for Gardevoir to impale me with his tentacle so he can inject his semen straight into my bloodstream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 18:54:23 No.46290028 Report

Quoted By: >>46290253

>>46289416
ponyfags never get to say based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:02:13 No.46290089 Report

Quoted By: >>46290109

>>46287971
Oh no, what have you done?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:04:49 No.46290109 Report

Quoted By: >>46290362

>>46290089
He's just pregnant from being with me! don't worry

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:10:28 No.46290158 Report

Quoted By: >>46290560

>>46286869
They're not pokémon or half as good-looking though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:21:05 No.46290253 Report

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>>46290028
Glimmybros state otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:30:45 No.46290362 Report

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>>46290109

So gardevoirs are like sea horses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 19:44:55 No.46290560 Report

Quoted By: >>46291504 >>46293507

>>46290158
yiff in hell you degenerate horse fucker

Demetrios the Besieger

Demetrios the Besieger Mon 22 Feb 2021 20:56:59 No.46291504 Report

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>>46290560
Lmao like any of you faggots have any room to talk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 21:04:43 No.46291607 Report

Quoted By: >>46292015

>>46286211
>>46287700
I made him some food and he still just chilling reading his manga and playing games. We had a chat about his recent battles. He'd like for you to take some time and think before each move a bit more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 21:41:56 No.46292015 Report

Quoted By: >>46292080 >>46292306

>>46291607
I hate to break it to you anon, but i think OP abandoned the poor bastard for having a dick, it's pretty much yours now. OP is not coming back and we have to close, you can keep waiting in the parking lot if you want, though i dont recomend it. Rocket grunts dwell this area once the sun sets. Just take him home.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 21:48:31 No.46292080 Report

Quoted By: >>46292306 >>46292323

>>46292015
Crap... well I asked the Gardevoir he said he'd be okay with coming home with me while we wait and we'll keep sending OP some messages. Gardevoir is worried about him...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 22:10:50 No.46292306 Report

Quoted By: >>46293023 >>46293441

>>46292015
>>46292080
It’s OP. I’m afraid I’ve been drafted and can’t take him with me, he’s yours now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 22:12:22 No.46292323 Report

Quoted By: >>46294407

>>46292080
Well, i hope he answers the messages and comes back, with a really good excuse. I know there is a special place in the distortion world reserved for trainers who leave their pokemon abandoned, waiting with a lie and false hope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:13:56 No.46293023 Report

Quoted By: >>46293335

>>46292306
Your Gardevoir wants to be with you! He says he'd sooner die in a battlefield with you than you die without him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:39:01 No.46293335 Report

Quoted By: >>46293382 >>46293441

>>46293023
Cringe he should die alone and starving on the streets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:40:13 No.46293350 Report

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>>46289395
>>46289405
>>46289414

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:43:29 No.46293382 Report

Quoted By: >>46293441 >>46293473

>>46293335
The Gardevoir disagrees! No one should die alone and starving!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:51:16 No.46293441 Report

Quoted By: >>46293799

>>46292306
I don't think it's mine, he likes the other anon more. But he is welcome nonetheless, unlike you, faggot cuck sucker.

>>46293335
Like you will?

>>46293350
I needed to test if he was healthy, just a normal medical routine.

>>46293382
Ssssh, calm down cutie, no one is going to die, and no one is going to be alone. Except your ex trainer, he deserves it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:55:20 No.46293473 Report

Quoted By: >>46293799

>>46293382
Cope. Put that bitch ass inside his ball and chuck it in the ocean.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:59:05 No.46293507 Report

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>>46290560
Stay mad chucklenuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2021 23:59:41 No.46293511 Report

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>>46293507
Based horsepussyposter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:02:57 No.46293539 Report

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>>46293507
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:29:13 No.46293799 Report

Quoted By: >>46293896

>>46293441
>Ssssh, calm down cutie, no one is going to die, and no one is going to be alone. Except your ex trainer, he deserves it.
He said no he doesn't and stop patronizing him like he's a child.
>>46293473
No.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:40:42 No.46293896 Report

Quoted By: >>46293941

>>46293507
Galarian Ponyta and Rapidash must trigger trannie jannies so bad.

>>46293799
Of course you are not, i'm sorry.
Have a pokepuff.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:46:10 No.46293941 Report

Quoted By: >>46294059 >>46295624

>>46293896
He's not hungry he just ate and he left to go to my spare guest room to sleep..

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:51:35 No.46293987 Report

Quoted By: >>46294059

>>46293507
Literally my mom's mlp character

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 00:59:35 No.46294059 Report

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>>46293941
Sleep tight, sweet prince.

>>46293987
>my mom's mlp character
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 01:33:57 No.46294407 Report

Quoted By: >>46295788

>>46292323
NOOO, WHY SOMEONE WOULD ABANDON CHAMADERINO?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 01:41:15 No.46294470 Report

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>>46286211
no problem, king. You can trust me.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 02:05:04 No.46294689 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 02:35:57 No.46294975 Report

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>>46286214
fpbmfp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 04:02:12 No.46295624 Report

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>>46293941
He woke up and I made him some hot chocolate. He's doing a little better and hoping that his trainer will come back to him safe soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 04:06:31 No.46295655 Report

Quoted By: >>46295788

Break his arms and legs and remove his chest spike

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 04:28:00 No.46295788 Report

Quoted By: >>46299165

>>46294407
Dunno, but i know why someone would abandon you.

>>46294407
Happy to hear.
Is he still angry with me?

>>46295655
Waste of dubs. You have to be +18 to post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 09:35:09 No.46297373 Report

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>>46294689
Kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 09:40:41 No.46297392 Report

Quoted By: >>46297485 >>46299165

*le necro skullfuck*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 10:03:19 No.46297485 Report

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>>46297392
OP here, how could you guys do this??!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 15:13:56 No.46299165 Report

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>>46297392
Based

>>46295788
Cope anime fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Feb 2021 15:16:47 No.46299181 Report

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>>46289431
I just assume pokemon have cloacas, which would also explain the egg-laying.

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