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I just looked through all gen 8 pokemon and I fucking hate all of them, sure I disliked gen 6 and 7 but I still liked most of the pokemon in them, I have NOTHING that I like in Gen 8, yhe pokemon aren't good, the characters aren't cute, cool, badass, sexy, etc, Nessa is garbage, Bea is normalfag's first tomboy, Allister is normalfag's first shota, I hate everything in this fucking gen, they ruined the Regi by adding these 2 stupid bootleg regis that make no sense, It's like if they added a gray dragon with iron on his body, called it "driron" and made it Lugia and Ho-oh best friend, that would ruin Ho-oh and Lugia. The legendaries suck, the fossils suck, for once I thought we'd be getting a cool fish pokemon again like fucking Basculin or Relicanth but instead we got whatever the fuck Dracovish and Arctovish are, Indeedee's male version looks sexier than the female version for some reason, but even worse, there's this stupid fucking CENTIPEDE pokemon that is fucking FIGHTING TYPE instead of bug type for absolutely no reason, "formation pokemon" my ass if this isn't a centipede then they are 6 different pokemon All the galarian forms suck, they ruined Farfetch's whole "no evolving" thing by giving him a stupid evolution, and also I'll take back what I said about hating EVERYTHING, I do like one thing and that is Polteageist, pokemon are MONSTERS not ANIMALS and I love tea, this is the ONLY good thing to come out of this gen, poor guy should have been Pallosand's counterpart or whatever Also removing random encounters is absolutely unforgivable, removes all the fun from hunting for rare encounters like lotad when you can see 10 pokemon at once
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>>46322532 So is this an old copypasta, or are you trying to get a new one going?
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>>46322532 Maybe I'd care if it was more specific
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Am I supposed to care about your bad taste?
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>>46322532 late dumb zoomer garbage bait
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I dunno how this post is supposed to make me feel but i kind of kek'd a little bit.
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>>46322532 Kek I came here to make the same thread.
Turner is a cool guy, he can make Pokemon, but he sucked as art director and also made some shitty designs too.
And God... Those starters, what were they thinking?
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>>46322600 >Finally get a new Chameleon pokemon after Kecleon >It's that shitty fucking Sobble line Anonymous
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>>46322532 Playing through gen 8 right now, not a single Galar Pokémon in my team. I hate all the designs.
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>>46322538 >>46322548 >>46322559 >>46322573 Discussion = bad
Bait and shitposting = good
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>>46322621 thread about the same fucking thing for the 1846th time = good
criticizing said post = bad
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>>46322532 I just looked through all gen 8 pokemon and I fucking hate all of them, sure I disliked gen 6 and 7 but I still liked most of the pokemon in them, I have NOTHING that I like in Gen 8, yhe pokemon aren't good, the characters aren't cute, cool, badass, sexy, etc, Nessa is garbage, Bea is normalfag's first tomboy, Allister is normalfag's first shota, I hate everything in this fucking gen, they ruined the Regi by adding these 2 stupid bootleg regis that make no sense, It's like if they added a gray dragon with iron on his body, called it "driron" and made it Lugia and Ho-oh best friend, that would ruin Ho-oh and Lugia.
>The legendaries suck, the fossils suck, for once I thought we'd be getting a cool fish pokemon again like fucking Basculin or Relicanth but instead we got whatever the fuck Dracovish and Arctovish are, Indeedee's male version looks sexier than the female version for some reason, but even worse, there's this stupid fucking CENTIPEDE pokemon that is fucking FIGHTING TYPE instead of bug type for absolutely no reason, "formation pokemon" my ass if this isn't a centipede then they are 6 different pokemon >All the galarian forms suck, they ruined Farfetch's whole "no evolving" thing by giving him a stupid evolution, and also I'll take back what I said about hating EVERYTHING, I do like one thing and that is Polteageist, pokemon are MONSTERS not ANIMALS and I love tea, this is the ONLY good thing to come out of this gen, poor guy should have been Pallosand's counterpart or whatever >Also removing random encounters is absolutely unforgivable, removes all the fun from hunting for rare encounters like lotad when you can see 10 pokemon at once Anonymous
>>46322532 >he wants pokemon to be sexy cringe
although yes, I agree, gen 8 is dogshit
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>>46322748 not all of them of course, but like one or two each gen is good, then again, I find Gloom and Misdreavus sexy
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>>46322532 Burn in hell Casey Mongillo. Your ghost boy character is a stupid piece of shit. I want to pour gasoline on the body of Allister and light him on fire. Your blues clues looking ass is a threat to the Bea fandom.
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>>46322532 Hiroyuki Tani should commit seppuku for making isle of armor not have enough waifus.
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>>46322532 Who the hell made Hop? He looks like a turd coming out of someone's anus.
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>>46322532 I'm done with this dogshit franchise if the diamond/pearl remakes have catching mechanics like let's go piss. PokeTips and Adrive should die in a car accident. That's when I'll laugh at their shitty clickbait content.
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>>46322877 the only good competitive pokemon is gen 2 competitive
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>>46322532 Next time I won't even buy a pokemon game. Fan art galleries will provide everything I need. Ever since smash 4 I had more fun just playing pokemon stages with just pokemon characters and poke ball items.
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>>46322532 champ and rival are BLACK
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>>46322532 >pokemon are MONSTERS not ANIMALS They're both, and they can also be humanoid with clothes. Whether you like it or not does not mean that's what they are.
But yeah I agree gen 8 dex is particularly bad.
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>>46322573 >late dumb zoomer garbage bait Boomer here, i'm happy if zoomer finally realise how bad gen8 is. Zoomers are the group that still buy that shit.
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>>46322532 >Indeedee's male version looks sexier than the female version for some reason, this is a loaded sentence and i need to know more op
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>>46322532 But falinks are fucking great you dunce, colony type pokemon are a thing since gen 1
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>>46322621 How is that an discussion? It's basically a blogpost about how everything is BAD.
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>>46322532 I don't like GEN8, but how you can look at Centiskorch or Falinks and call them "bad"?
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>>46322532 The Pokémon anime is dumping every single Gen 8 Pokémon.
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>>46322532 i love sinistea
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>>46322532 I know this is bait, but god is OP retarded
The "centipede" Pokemon you rant about is based on the phallanx, an ancient greek military strategy, not a fucking bug.
Also if you think Indeedee's male version looks sexier than the female version not only are you a pokecoomer you're a faggot as well. So now you're just a retarded pokecooming faggot. Congradulations
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>>46322532 I got it recently and stopped playing before the first gym.
The way the characters act is so fucking creepy.
They all talk and gesture but without any sound.
I would honestly prefer the game just paused while people talk instead.
The game is bombarding me with these boring cutscenes constantly.
It really is unbearable.
God forbid you get a fucking second of freedom to explore (and find out how soulless and empty the world is now).
I turned it off before the first gym.
This game doesn't feel interesting at all.
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>>46322532 polteageist would be unironically great if it were ghost/water
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>>46322532 I do like that image of Allister where a Bewear appears to have clawed his face off. That is the only way I enjoy Allister.
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>>46322532 Hop should get his body sliced up so he can be feed to a wild pack of Houndooms.
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>>46322949 I want to kiss Marnie.