ok OP i have a story for you. one time there was a retarded pidgeotto that flew into a tree and died but while he was waiting in line at king yemma's goku appeared and said he had potential to become the ultimate warrior so he expedited pidgeotto's turn and then went to king kai's when they were done so that pidgeotto could become the ultimate warrior but it turns out pidgeotto wasn't used to heavy gravity and crash landed on king kai's planet and died while dead and ended up in stereotypical hell in a different universe and was at risk of becoming fried chicken but all this traumatic experience kicked in and pidgeotto evolved into pidgeot allowing pidgeot to escape the flames the hell or so it seemed until satan challenged him to a pokemon battle where pidgeot used brave bird because it was brave as a bird to accept a challenge from satan to attack satan with a 120bp move that defeated satan in one hit allowing pidgeot to escape hell and fly freely in the sky again but then pidgeotto woke up at the base of the tree he had flown into because he's retarded and he waddled away waddle waddle waddle until the very next day until he could fly again and this time he was going to make sure he didn't hit a tree so after a full recovery he took flight avoided all the trees and went straight to his computer to make an awful thread such as yours because he's retarded and thinks people care about his blog posts so in the end all you have to do is fly into a tree die meet goku kill satan and you will have the accomplishment of being the bravest bird known to yourself because no one cares about retarded threads and no one cares about retarded accomplishments that don't accomplish anything which is why pidgeotto decided to start a family so he searched for a female pokemon in the same egg group but that story is for another time in short make sure you accomplish making a thread people want to contribute to so you can evolve and be a pokemon master forever
