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>Wow, did you say you're from the future? A Mythical Pokemon sent you here on a mission? >Being given a task by a Mythical being must be pretty stressful.. What is it, anyways? >You need... me? To ensure that the Sinnoh Region's future hero is born?
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>>46380869 >government of your region discovers that your DNA is a 50% match for that of an ancient hero who saved the entire world, even though he’s your very distant relative >they realise that this means that you are the father of the hero >they put billions and billions of Pokedollars and all the man hours they can get into developing a time machine >all for the express purpose of getting you to nut inside your great-great-great-great grandma >you go back in time >you meet her >she’s cute >you sperg out super hard >not only ruin your chances of getting some ancestor pussy, but get arrested for being such a retarded freak >you have no means of identifying yourself, so you are assumed to be some kind of enemy and executed via firing squad of Magmortars >turns out that time is not a closed loop and runs off of Back to the Future rules >the hero is never born and the world is destroyed, all because you were too autistic to know how to chat up a girl Anonymous
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>>46380869 Yes we need to mate right now and grow old together
