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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 02:57:44 No.46428664 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46428677 >>46428734 >>46429894 >>46430351

Legendschads, are you ready to celebrate when all the coomers and furfags have a mass meltdown when nothing even vaguely related to Pokémon/Human relationships was to be in the game / referenced in the game and that there will be less shitty porn of it for them to jack it to?

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 02:59:07 No.46428677 Report

Quoted By: >>46428695 >>46428807

>>46428664
>thinking that's going to stop rule 34 artists
Oh you sweet summer child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 03:00:51 No.46428689 Report

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anon, they're fucking kidding, that book won't be in obviously

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 03:01:19 No.46428695 Report

Quoted By: >>46428807

>>46428677
>thinking Game Freak won't just turn around and add references anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 03:05:53 No.46428734 Report

Quoted By: >>46429844

>>46428664
obviously they aren't going to add anything like that but it doesn't change the fact it's canon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 03:10:56 No.46428807 Report

Quoted By: >>46429333

>>46428677
>>46428695

Already coping and praying that I’m wrong and that they get their fanfic story about someone fucking their Gardevoir in the game. Sorry wankers, me and every other sexually vanilla person who ends up playing Legends will play without a single thought of the awful porn you make, as TPCi, Nintendo and GF don’t care enough to appeal to you, nevermind this entire board. You won’t ever taint this game enough to ruin anyone’s experience with PTSD of whatever deviant abominations you draw up. Yiff and wank in hell, furfags, pedos and porn addicts.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 03:57:45 No.46429333 Report

Quoted By: >>46429383

>>46428807
>TPCi, Nintendo and GF don’t care enough to appeal to you
So why draw attention to Jynx' seductive hip shaking?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBj0uDK5izI

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:02:15 No.46429383 Report

Quoted By: >>46429426

>>46429333
being like that in a comedic/satirical way is jynx's theme, nobody actually finds it hot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:07:05 No.46429426 Report

Quoted By: >>46429706

>>46429383
Anon, its pre-evo's shtick is it uses its lips to communicate, Jynx uses its hips and here you are obstinately ignoring the implications, because it'll break your normie little brain to acknowledge them like Game Freak do.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:40:15 No.46429706 Report

Quoted By: >>46429823

>>46429426
But do you really think any furfag finds Jynx out of all things attractive? No! They want something that they can easily sexualize without having to make it off-model to the point of uncanny valley, and fortunately for us non-coomers, Legends won’t give them easy fap-bait. Good luck jacking it to a literal blackface controversy without giving it a major body overhaul to make it somewhat appealing to a Pokefag first, lol. Lopunny was a one-time incident and you will never get that lucky with using it to taint this franchise ever again.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:44:34 No.46429749 Report

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There is going to be a single dude living with a gardevoir and people are gonna go bananas

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:51:23 No.46429823 Report

Quoted By: >>46430044

>>46429706
>Lopunny was a one-time incident
>while Salazzle exists
>while Tsareena exists
>while Primarina exists
You really are a dumb little cunt, ain't you? Shit, they even detailed Tsareena should have a pair of shiny patent boots on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:52:53 No.46429844 Report

Quoted By: >>46429882

>>46428734
>it's written in a book so it must be true
Just because it's a book in a video game doesn't mean it has any more merit.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:56:28 No.46429882 Report

Quoted By: >>46430079 >>46430118 >>46430148

>>46429844
>everything presented in lore in-universe turns out true
>but not people fucking pokémon because I can't handle that

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 04:58:09 No.46429894 Report

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>>46428664
>rent free
Sexualizing pokemon will never go away, and I'm perfectly fine with Legends not mentioning a word of human/pokemon relationships.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:10:15 No.46430044 Report

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>>46429823
>V-Vague acid lizard, royal themed Pokémon no. 152 and singer-themed seal that’s 87.5% male like the rest of the starters exist, t-t-totally sexual, n-n-normies btfo!

No! Please leave the internet (nevermind just 4Chan) and stop masturbating to fictional animals please. You’ll go the same way Lugia’s schizo creator did if you keep this shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:13:24 No.46430079 Report

Quoted By: >>46430148

>>46429882
Yeah I'm sure Magcargo really is 5x the surface temperature of the sun. And Lantern really can generate enough light energy to be seen from 5km in water, meaning that one Lantern generates more energy than in the entire universe.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:15:42 No.46430104 Report

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Today I will remind them

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:16:56 No.46430118 Report

Quoted By: >>46430284

>>46429882

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:17:44 No.46430123 Report

Quoted By: >>46430178

Even before gen 4 it was canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:20:47 No.46430148 Report

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>>46429882
>>46430079

>Rhydon loses to Pikachu hitting it’s horn with an electric attack despite being a Ground type with Lightning Rod as an ability
>”Fire type moves are super effective against water types”
>Literal Pokémon God almost died doing the exact same shit Rayquaza (”less powerful” than it, by the way) doesn’t even blink from doing on the daily

There is no consistency with this franchise. Acting like everything is true just so you can justify that one weird one-off NPC quote automatically making your fetish validated is a dumb idea.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:23:38 No.46430178 Report

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>>46430123
>Literally just a one-off joke about a crazy pet lady

Coomers keep on reaching but can’t reach far enough pull the validation for their fetishes they need from out their asses, kek

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:26:40 No.46430212 Report

Quoted By: >>46430302

>>Literally just a one-off joke about a crazy pet lady

>Coomers keep on reaching but can’t reach far enough pull the validation for their fetishes they need from out their asses, kek

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:35:20 No.46430284 Report

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>>46430118
Hey, you returned.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:37:22 No.46430302 Report

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>>46430212
>Resorting to wojaks and [>mock quoting] because not even insults are enough to drag your shitty arguments across the floor by even a centimetre.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:38:33 No.46430316 Report

Quoted By: >>46430353

>>Resorting to wojaks and [>mock quoting] because not even insults are enough to drag your shitty arguments across the floor by even a centimetre.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:43:41 No.46430351 Report

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>>46428664
yes

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:44:08 No.46430353 Report

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>>46430316
>Taking the dude’s bait this badly

No wonder Yawnfag hasn’t gotten bored of tormenting you all yet. By the time Pokemon Rebooted: USUM comes out, his children will still be trolling your sorry asses. If you’re that angry, ignore this dude and gtfo of his bait thread.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:45:47 No.46430367 Report

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>>Taking the dude’s bait this badly

>No wonder Yawnfag hasn’t gotten bored of tormenting you all yet. By the time Pokemon Rebooted: USUM comes out, his children will still be trolling your sorry asses. If you’re that angry, ignore this dude and gtfo of his bait thread.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 05:56:02 No.46430454 Report

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>’>46430367 (You)
Not even the same dude ffs, I’m just telling you to stop giving into these trolls’ bait. Enjoy having endless arguments about a kid’s game with these trolls until you finally die alone, I guess

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Anonymous Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:00:17 No.46430488 Report

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>>’>46430367 (You)
>Not even the same dude ffs, I’m just telling you to stop giving into these trolls’ bait. Enjoy having endless arguments about a kid’s game with these trolls until you finally die alone, I guess

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