>N-NO I DON'T JACK OFF TOO MUCH I-I JUST WANT TO GIVE OTHER MEN BONERS AND TALK ABOUT HOW HARD OUR COCKS ARE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S SO HARD LIVING IN PAKISTAN I JUST WANT TO MASTURBATE ONE MORE TIME STOP JUDGING ME PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF NO JACKING OFF IS NORMAL AND TOTALLY GOOD FOR YOU THAT'S WHY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE SPEND ALL THEIR TIME JACKING OFF INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY OR IMPROVING THEMSELVES STOP IT IT'S ONLY GONNA TAKE LIKE TEN MINUTES THIS TIME I SWEAR IT'S NOT GONNA DRAIN MY ENERGY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY PROMISE HONEST PLEAAAASE STOP JUDGING ME FOR TUGGING ON MY PENIS AGAIN AND GETTING A LOT OF SEMI-FLACCID BONERS WITH STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET STOP IT STOP JUDGING ME I LITERALLY *HAVE* TO POST PORN OR I GET THE SHAKES
