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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:31:36 No.46442128 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46442151 >>46442164 >>46442212 >>46442214 >>46442241 >>46442481 >>46443391

What went wrong, Zamazenta bros...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:32:07 No.46442132 Report

Quoted By: >>46442219 >>46442332

I guess everyone wants the girl (female) dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:33:23 No.46442151 Report

Quoted By: >>46442219

>>46442128
Fortune cookie

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:34:18 No.46442164 Report

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>>46442128
I would've picked Zamazenta over Zacian but corona hit by the time the plushies were made. Usually I go to Nintendo NY to decide which one I will take since I like to inspect the stitching and loose threads and what-not. Ordering online can land you some Down's-looking one so I don't do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:37:40 No.46442212 Report

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>>46442128
Zamazenta just got restocked
Zacian has sold so poorly they didn't bother to refill its container

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:37:43 No.46442214 Report

Quoted By: >>46442229

>>46442128
Reminds me of a movie I watched when I was a kid called The Tangerine Bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:38:27 No.46442219 Report

Quoted By: >>46442235

>>46442132
>>46442151
THIS! CANINE PUSSY IS SUPREME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:39:26 No.46442229 Report

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>>46442214
I loved that movie as a kid
The Jack in the Box was my favorite character

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:40:06 No.46442235 Report

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>>46442219
It tastes salty when wet bros so GOOD

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:40:24 No.46442241 Report

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>>46442128
can you buy me a Zamazenta plush OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:46:34 No.46442332 Report

Quoted By: >>46442374 >>46442390

>>46442132
None of these is a female, retarded coomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:50:13 No.46442374 Report

Quoted By: >>46442398 >>46442518

>>46442332
>Despite being a genderless species, Zacian is referred to as Zamazenta's older sister in its English, Japanese, and Chinese Pokédex entries; other-language versions use a gender-neutral word.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:51:28 No.46442390 Report

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>>46442332
cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:52:01 No.46442398 Report

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>>46442374
>assuming a pokemon's gender
Wow you need to get cancelled, you're such a garbage human being

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 02:59:14 No.46442481 Report

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>>46442128
they made merch of the Crowned one, not the cooler Hero form

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:03:25 No.46442518 Report

Quoted By: >>46442797 >>46443214 >>46443239

>>46442374
> Shield Pokedex: "This Pokémon has slumbered for many years. Some say it's Zamazenta's elder sister and others say the two Pokémon are rivals."
This is just pure speculation and has not been confirmed.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:24:08 No.46442726 Report

Quoted By: >>46442859

>sleek wolf with a cool sword
>fat wolf with a gay tumor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:30:41 No.46442797 Report

Quoted By: >>46443239 >>46443325

>>46442518
Because they would totally go completely out of their way to specify a gender in the Pokédex just for shits and giggles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 03:37:42 No.46442859 Report

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>>46442726
>sleek wolf
It's just as clunky and overdesigned as Zamazenta. Made worse by the fact that it uses tranny colors.
>cool sword
It looks like a toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:01:27 No.46443140 Report

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didn't Zac lose to Zam in the japanese twitter polling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:07:54 No.46443214 Report

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>>46442518
And yet they both follow typical Eurasian wolf sexual dimorphism with Zamazenta being the bigger and heavier of the two, more thickly built and with a clear neck ruff present in male wolves yet absent on Zacian and female wolves.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:09:57 No.46443239 Report

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>>46442518
>>46443214
Forgot image
>>46442797
Also ignoring the fact the main box legends have been clearly gendered since Gen V on top (and starting to go that way with the rehash new addition Legends).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:11:48 No.46443262 Report

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>>46442859
>orange and blue are tranny colors
Is this mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:14:21 No.46443291 Report

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>>46443262
>pink is orange

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:15:42 No.46443306 Report

Quoted By: >>46443395

>>46443239
>clearly gendered since Gen V

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:16:57 No.46443325 Report

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>>46442797
>assuming a pokemons gender
prepare to get cancelled you insensitive CIS white male (female) scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:23:33 No.46443391 Report

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>>46442128
Zacian
The mascot of the more popular version
Appeals to the general public because it’s based on offense instead of defense and swords are cool
Appeals to Dark Soul fans for resembling Sif
Appeals to the fans of “empowered female” trope
Appeals to Smoggies because it’s the the strongest Pokémon in the history of Pokémon and Zamazenta....isn’t

Zamazenta never stood a chance

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:23:45 No.46443395 Report

Quoted By: >>46443597

>>46443306
>yin-yang = male/female
>gods of birth/death = female/male
>breeding legendaries = male/female
>physiologically distinct wolves following real-live dimorphism AND stated to be sister/brother = male/female
Yep. I get you want to ignore it, play the "g-genderless" card. But "genderless" was never a series term and under *their* classification there's the possibility and potentiality for gendered Legendaries, ignoring of course the lesser ones are gendered.
Game Freak not wanting to allow Box Legends be affected by anything lower-order pokémon are <> nulls my friend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 04:43:45 No.46443597 Report

Quoted By: >>46443859

>>46443395
Lunala and Solgaleo are both male though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:09:22 No.46443859 Report

Quoted By: >>46443895

>>46443597
Boys can't have babies with boys tranny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:12:32 No.46443895 Report

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>>46443859
Oh yeah well I don't see anything saying Lunala is female and it's not female in-game either so suck it

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:15:18 No.46443930 Report

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>>46443895

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:16:11 No.46443938 Report

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>>46443930
It is SAID to be, not that it is
Just like how you will never be a real woman

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:23:12 No.46444015 Report

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i wish Zacian was my older sister so she would mating press me daily

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Anonymous Wed 03 Mar 2021 05:24:50 No.46444036 Report

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i wish zacian was my older sister so she would mating press me daily

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