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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:20:14 No.46503568 View View Reply Original Report

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my dad burned the lawn down while i was looking at vp thanks a lot guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:21:50 No.46503583 Report

Quoted By: >>46503609

>>46503568
What's your dads elo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:23:25 No.46503595 Report

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>>46503568
Why the fuck are you posting about me on vp? You’re getting a good spanking tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:23:34 No.46503598 Report

Quoted By: >>46503609

>>46503568
Post dad elo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:24:16 No.46503603 Report

Quoted By: >>46503609

>>46503568
Is your dad hot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:25:04 No.46503609 Report

Quoted By: >>46504690

>>46503583
>>46503598
1806

>>46503603
we're black so no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:26:52 No.46503628 Report

Quoted By: >>46503640

>>46503568
I saw your porn folder, son. Get ready for your spanking

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:29:01 No.46503640 Report

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>>46503628
sorry dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:53:14 No.46503855 Report

Quoted By: >>46503862 >>46503890 >>46503901 >>46503919 >>46504344 >>46504506 >>46504776

posting a better photo because the one i took before was bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:54:32 No.46503862 Report

Quoted By: >>46504321

>>46503855
lol looks like Slugma rode through there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:55:42 No.46503869 Report

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>Tardmander, use fire blast!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:57:05 No.46503882 Report

Quoted By: >>46503910

>>46503568
How the hell does someone manage to pull that off?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:57:14 No.46503885 Report

Quoted By: >>46503910

How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:57:45 No.46503890 Report

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>>46503855
Post feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:58:58 No.46503899 Report

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>>46503568
Shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 18:59:08 No.46503901 Report

Quoted By: >>46503910

>>46503855
OP why did your dad decide to burn the front lawn...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:00:19 No.46503910 Report

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>>46503882
>>46503885
>>46503901

There's been one fucking mole in the front lawn for as long as we can remember, dad has been tyring to get rid of it with all types of shit. This time it was smoke bombs. The smoke bombs ended up lighting the dry grass on fire and the whole lawn caught fire. Funniest part was our neighbor standing around and just watching the chaos unfold.

He's covering it up with "burning the grass fertilizes it for summer" but the whole family knows it was because of the molerino

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:00:38 No.46503919 Report

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>>46503855
better than dad finding the poop rag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:03:04 No.46503941 Report

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>>46503910
lawn killer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:43:11 No.46504321 Report

Quoted By: >>46504743

>>46503862
What’s a slugma? Not a hoennbaby

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:45:13 No.46504344 Report

Quoted By: >>46504428 >>46506638

>>46503855
>owns one of those german 4 door """"""""""coupe"""""""""" abominations
Deserved it tee bee aych

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:52:07 No.46504428 Report

Quoted By: >>46504448

>>46504344
its a suburban calm down you sperg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:53:34 No.46504448 Report

Quoted By: >>46504465

>>46504428
The car behind it, you blind fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:55:43 No.46504465 Report

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>>46504448
thats a bmw you retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:58:38 No.46504488 Report

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>>46503910
Did he at least kill it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 19:59:23 No.46504491 Report

Quoted By: >>46506638

>>46504465
>german 4 door """"""""""coupe""""""""""
Where do you think BMW comes from? Hint: it's literally in the name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:00:41 No.46504506 Report

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>>46503568
>>46503855
>>46503910
I'm sorry, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:02:02 No.46504522 Report

Quoted By: >>46505133

>>46503568
You're welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:03:17 No.46504538 Report

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>>46503910
In gonna fap to Drillbur/Excadrill porn today

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:22:30 No.46504690 Report

Quoted By:

>>46503609
makes sense why he burned the lawn, too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:24:10 No.46504709 Report

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>>46503568
>it's your fault i was posting on vp
take some responsibility anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:24:48 No.46504713 Report

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>>46503910
LMAO this is some classic dad shit. good thread, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:27:05 No.46504736 Report

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>>46503910
Your dad was trained by the Waco ATF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:28:03 No.46504743 Report

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>>46504321
Johto pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:30:39 No.46504776 Report

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>>46503855
>>46503910
My God he's an idiot that's hilarious anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:35:12 No.46504813 Report

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Confirmed troglodyte retarded suburban father

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:51:47 No.46504990 Report

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last post, dad standing in front of his masterpiece

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:53:28 No.46505006 Report

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>>46504990
He looks so proud of himself, maybe this thread needs a screencap for slow days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:54:37 No.46505020 Report

Quoted By:

>>46504990
BASED. Grass/bug typefags seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:54:47 No.46505023 Report

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Good thread OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:19 No.46505028 Report

Quoted By: >>46505133

>>46504990
Have you ever seen your dad's cock? If so, can you describe it in detail?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:28 No.46505029 Report

Quoted By: >>46505036

>>46504990
Dr. Freeeeeman...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:52 No.46505034 Report

Quoted By: >>46505133

>>46504990
damn anon your dad is hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:56 No.46505036 Report

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>>46505029
thats my mom lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:55:59 No.46505038 Report

Quoted By: >>46505054 >>46505133

>>46504990
He looks pretty based. Would he rather fuck a Gardevoir or a Braixen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:57:26 No.46505050 Report

Quoted By: >>46505133

>>46504990
Is he single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:57:44 No.46505054 Report

Quoted By: >>46505058 >>46505063 >>46505067

>>46505038
probably blaziken because he's played pokemon before and he likes torchic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:58:45 No.46505058 Report

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>>46505054
oops misread braixen fuck
point still stands he would fuck a blaziken

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:59:15 No.46505063 Report

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>>46505054
>he likes torchic
absolutely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 20:59:40 No.46505067 Report

Quoted By: >>46505086

>>46505054
Well this explains why he set the lawn on fire, your house is a fire type gym

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:01:37 No.46505086 Report

Quoted By: >>46505143

>>46505067
>burning grass types
>red shirt
>hates mole (ground type)
oh my fucking god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:03:01 No.46505099 Report

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>>46503568
Best thread on the board atm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:03:02 No.46505100 Report

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put me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:03:41 No.46505110 Report

Quoted By: >>46505157 >>46505159

somebody make a team for dad chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:06:23 No.46505133 Report

Quoted By: >>46505194

>>46504522
>>46505050
>>46505038
>>46505028
>>46505034
Why are you people so gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:07:11 No.46505142 Report

Quoted By: >>46505356

>>46504990
Is this why burgers hate black people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:07:21 No.46505143 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505086
It all comes together

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:08:53 No.46505157 Report

Quoted By: >>46505185

>>46505110
>Filtered and cucked by a mole
>Chad
Pick one anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:08:54 No.46505158 Report

Quoted By:

>>46504990
pretty based to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:08:56 No.46505159 Report

Quoted By: >>46505218 >>46505379

>>46505110
>Torchic
>Heatmor
>Aggron
>Swampert
>Rillaboom
>Scrafty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:11:18 No.46505185 Report

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>>46505157
>Filtered and cucked by a mole
that wasnt an ordinary mole anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:12:11 No.46505194 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505133
Are you single?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:13:00 No.46505206 Report

Quoted By:

>>46503910
I remember that episode of Married With Children but it was a rabbit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:14:05 No.46505218 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505159
>Rillaboom
>Scrafty
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:17:10 No.46505239 Report

Quoted By:

quality thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:25:08 No.46505312 Report

Quoted By: >>46505604 >>46505689 >>46507558

glad vp could have a laugh with me at my father but i wish you guys would stop asking to fuck him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:28:04 No.46505341 Report

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>>46504990
>Dad used Smokescreen!
>It had no effect!
>The terrain has changed!

>The wild Excadrill fled!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:29:14 No.46505356 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505142
Yes. I personally go all around my neighborhood burning everyone's lawns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:30:29 No.46505379 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505159
this team is based but why swampert and aggron

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:34:03 No.46505422 Report

Quoted By: >>46505435

>>46503568
why arent you helping your dad? lazy cunt! touch grass!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:35:01 No.46505435 Report

Quoted By: >>46505455 >>46506702

>>46505422
what part of
>while i was looking at vp
did you not get

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:36:20 No.46505455 Report

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>>46505435
>while i was looking at vp
thats YOUR problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:37:14 No.46505470 Report

Quoted By: >>46505526

>>46503568
I wish I still had my dad.
Even if what he just did was dumb at least you were a to laugh about and make a group of strangers laugh about it too.
Remember bros, cherish your parents, one day you'll miss them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:39:35 No.46505501 Report

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SCREENCAP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:42:00 No.46505526 Report

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>>46505470
i came here to laugh wtf anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:45:13 No.46505560 Report

Quoted By: >>46505579

Is the mole dead, though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:46:41 No.46505579 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505560
Fire isn’t effective against ground types

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:49:26 No.46505604 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505312
everyone deserves a chance to fuck you father. I'm sorry that makes you uncomfortable.

can we fuck your mom then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 21:57:55 No.46505689 Report

Quoted By:

>>46505312
Post feet and I'll stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:00:52 No.46505726 Report

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>>46503910
dumbass should've known that torkoal is weak against diglett anyways

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:01:16 No.46505730 Report

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>>46504990
>blacks
>being retarded as usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:07:09 No.46505786 Report

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>>46504990
Kek
Based dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:08:26 No.46505802 Report

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>>46504990
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:21:07 No.46505936 Report

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>>46504990
open PoGo and put a diglett/dugtrio/drilbur/excadrill on the lawn in AR mode pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:37:01 No.46506125 Report

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I want to have a threesome with OP's dad and mom.
I want them to make me their sex slave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:38:53 No.46506139 Report

Quoted By:

>>46504990
based dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:49:25 No.46506244 Report

Quoted By: >>46506652

we need a screencap NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 22:51:04 No.46506270 Report

Quoted By:

>>46503910
At least he didn't use plastic explosives like in caddyshack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:28:07 No.46506638 Report

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>>46504344
>>46504491
FANCY GERMAN CAR

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:29:28 No.46506652 Report

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>>46506244
Put me in the screencap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:30:17 No.46506657 Report

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>>46504990
Holy based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:31:06 No.46506667 Report

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>>46504990

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Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:35:00 No.46506702 Report

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>>46505435
>he browses /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 08 Mar 2021 23:57:44 No.46506929 Report

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>>46503568
cute macmansions, burger

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 00:03:40 No.46506997 Report

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>>46504990
>wooden box holding the lamp post and bushes are fine
Were those little brick curbs actually effective at stopping the fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 00:32:03 No.46507278 Report

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>>46504990
>Can’t even kill a mole
Bet your dad is a virgin too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 01:02:38 No.46507558 Report

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>>46505312
I don't want to fuck him I want him to fuck me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 01:07:29 No.46507604 Report

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>>46503910
>our neighbor standing around and just watching the chaos unfold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Mar 2021 01:08:10 No.46507608 Report

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picture of your father

Anonymous

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kino thread

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