>Be Game Freak
>Introduce a Fighting-type Legendary based on a shield with an ability that increases its already high defenses
>In the same generation introduce a Fighting-type attack that gets its power from defense
>Give this move to nearly everything except the aforementioned Fighting-type legendary

Alright /vp/ we all know Lame Freak is stupid, but there's no way in hell they could be THIS stupid. So why do you think they did this?
Was it an intentional attempt at British Humour?
Was it due so some fucked up idea of gender-equality were the female is the best Pokémon in the history of the game while the male is literal dogshit?
Is Lame Freak REALLY this retarded?

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