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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:36:33 No.46592916 View View Reply Original Report

What are some Pokémon jokes you're sick of?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:38:18 No.46592930 Report

Quoted By: >>46592958 >>46593833 >>46597049 >>46598365 >>46598458

all the post malone sex references here following that piece of shit concert no one asked for

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:38:48 No.46592938 Report

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>>46592916
all of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:39:20 No.46592944 Report

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The sex tho. Not totally tired of it, since I use it from time to time to annoy anyone with a stick up their hind, but it’s been coopted by the lugia fanatics when it was intended to mock them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:39:22 No.46592945 Report

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>>46592916
Probably all of them that were centered around something from Gen 1.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:40:04 No.46592954 Report

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>lol why doesn't the trainer just climb over the fence/around the cut tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:40:22 No.46592958 Report

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>>46592930
I'm pretty sure that's just one autist spamming it because they think it's "oh so funny"

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 15:41:15 No.46592966 Report

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>le using fly with a pidgey or other small flying pokemon
>le geodudes and zubat cave
>le LGBTQQ 'x used attract' funni ideas
>le vengeful magikarp turning into gyarados
>le stealth rocks et charizard
>le Prof. Oak cannot remember grandson's name
>le big pokemon in knee height grass
>le Rocket grunts fighting children with underlevelled rattatas
>le hard metapod man
>le missingno glitching le world
>le gary oak wanting to battle when in need of le pokemon center
>le 'Ekans/Arbok -> Muk backwards' maymay
>le chocolate banana elephant
>le using fish pokemon on dry land
>le using pokemon that cant le swim in surf battles
>le slowpoke man is slow
>le 'x used self destruct' edgy suicide ideas
>le DICKS Oak
>le racism Jynx
>le bonemerang doesn't effect birds maymay
>le dragonair evolving into barney the dinosaur
>le metronome shenanigans
>le Abra teleport idea
>le more funny ideas on le 9GAG.com XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 16:48:46 No.46593550 Report

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>>46592916
seethe tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 16:53:03 No.46593587 Report

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>HAHA LE REGI MAKE FUNNY NOISE XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:00:04 No.46593632 Report

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do u liek mudkipz kek xd

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:00:25 No.46593634 Report

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>>46592916
This one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:02:58 No.46593650 Report

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>>46593550
Trying too hard to fit in

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:09:24 No.46593698 Report

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>>46592966
>le LGBTQQ 'x used attract' funni ideas
>le racism Jynx
>le gary oak wanting to battle when in need of le pokemon center
>le hard metapod man
These.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:23:13 No.46593798 Report

Quoted By: >>46598620

>>46593632
This one was actually the worst because it was a meme during a time when people would ridicule you for even liking Pokemon, and most of the people who used it until it became fully mainstream were just edgelords who thought they were cool and speaking in code because they discovered /b/.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:25:14 No.46593809 Report

Quoted By: >>46593845 >>46593850

>>46592916
>Oh my Arceus!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:29:31 No.46593833 Report

Quoted By: >>46598721

>>46592930
>>46592958
But the sex tho! I just use it to mock shills who try using the retarded "this is a kids franchise" rhethoric. I don't even know who the fuck is Malone or why should the tatooed freak be even representing Pokémon in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:31:08 No.46593845 Report

Quoted By: >>46593850 >>46601697

>>46593809
Fuck I forgot about this one. I cant imagine people saying this in Pokemon it just sounds so forced and stupid. Imagine battling a gym leader and they yell out "OH MY ARCEUS!! RAICHU! GET UP AND USE THUNDER!" So stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:31:54 No.46593850 Report

Quoted By: >>46593877

>>46593809
>>46593845
It's even stupider when you realize most people in the pokemon world are completely unaware of arceus's existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:35:01 No.46593877 Report

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>>46593850
Forgot to mention that part as well. If this was a Pokemon world, people wouldnt know of arceus unless they found it on their adventure (highly unlikely) or if they were a professor, scientist, archeologist, etc. IIRC, which Im 97% sure I am, there is NO mention of worshipping Arceus as a religion in anything Pokemon related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 17:39:14 No.46593915 Report

Quoted By: >>46594477 >>46594505 >>46596798

I like shorts!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:47:56 No.46594477 Report

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>>46593915
>he doesnt like shorts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:48:21 No.46594482 Report

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>>46592966
Dude can't get over 2010

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:49:26 No.46594498 Report

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>>46592916
Name a single pokemon joke that isn't cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:50:10 No.46594505 Report

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>>46593915
The only one that doesn’t bother me. Love me some youngster Joey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:58:18 No.46594607 Report

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>>46592966
Are you really leaving out the
>le epic top percentage rattata

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:59:11 No.46594622 Report

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>>46594607
>doesnt have a top percentage rattata

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:02:14 No.46594653 Report

Quoted By: >>46594699 >>46594728 >>46596865 >>46604794

>>46592966
Don't forget
>le drunk Scottish Gloria

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:05:48 No.46594699 Report

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>>46594653
Of all the cringe that has got to be the cringiest

Oi FuN aCcEnT oI Oi C uNt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:08:09 No.46594728 Report

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>>46594653
>>46594699
I keep getting her fucking videos in my recommended and it makes me want to suicide bomb Glasgow during rush hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:14:32 No.46594808 Report

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>Its super effective
>Oh my Arceus
>Chewsday
>Sword and Shield

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:21:15 No.46594876 Report

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>>46592916

>HEY LETS HAVE GUMSHOOS ACT LIKE TRUMP BECAUSS ITS HAIR LOOKS LIKE TRUMP HAHA

IT was funny exactly one then

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:25:00 No.46595564 Report

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>>46592916
full stop this meme and scottish gloria are just annoying. i can’t even stand to look at this dude’s art style anymore

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:46:19 No.46595810 Report

Quoted By: >>46596731 >>46596779 >>46598526

>>46592916
>?post elo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:50:06 No.46595846 Report

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>>46595564
I fucking hate scottish gloria

everyones fucking idea of a scot is HEHEE LE FUNNY DEMOMAN FROM TF2

I'm glad they added her to masters to give her a canon personality

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:53:25 No.46595876 Report

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Lewd pokemon milf jokes. I know it's a silly complaint, I'm just tired of the usual
>she's cheating
>she fucked x
>she fucks shotas
>etc.
I would like to see a little more cute for these characters but I know this is all to be expected with older anime girls.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:56:49 No.46595900 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:42:47 No.46596731 Report

Quoted By: >>46598593

>>46595810
? post malone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:49:51 No.46596779 Report

Quoted By: >>46598593

>>46595810
Sorry you suck and are insecure about it :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:51:30 No.46596798 Report

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>>46593915
Shorts are comfy and easy to wear, that's not a joke, that's a fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:59:53 No.46596865 Report

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>>46594653
This one's the WORST

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:03:01 No.46596893 Report

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>>46595900
I hate the "ara ara" meme in general, and I like milfs

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:10:56 No.46596951 Report

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> Peter: Gee Lois this thread is more cringe than my Pokemon Abridged Series
> Peter doing high pitch voice as Gisselle: Cubone use bonerwang!
> Quagmire playing Brock in normal speaking voice: SINCE IT'S TWO PENIS JOKES IT DOES TWICE THE DAMAGE... the type advantage... also helps

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:14:48 No.46596973 Report

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>>46592966
I’m honestly astounded you left out
>le Pokémon is cockfighting
And
>le 10 year olds controlling gods

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:27:11 No.46597049 Report

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>>46592930
>>46592958
THE SEX THOUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:21:54 No.46598365 Report

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>>46592930
? Post elo

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:24:25 No.46598378 Report

Quoted By: >>46598391 >>46598478 >>46601001

>GEN 5 SLAPS SO HARD IT REALLY HIT DIFFERENT THO SUCH A MOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:25:40 No.46598391 Report

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>>46598378
If I hear people saying slaps I cannot and will not ever take them seriously.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:34:37 No.46598458 Report

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>>46592930
? post malone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:37:28 No.46598477 Report

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>OH MY GOD SALAZZLE FARTS MIND CONTROL

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:37:29 No.46598478 Report

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>>46598378
I still can't believe people unironically think gen 5's "low health" music "slaps". People have no fucking standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:43:29 No.46598526 Report

Quoted By: >>46598593

>>46595810
That meme is honestly one of the better memes this shit hole created.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:53:46 No.46598593 Report

Quoted By: >>46598979 >>46599334

>>46598526
>>46596731
>>46596779
Unironically reddit. Fucking kill yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:56:12 No.46598608 Report

Quoted By: >>46599023

>>46592945
How come you're not sick of jokes from other generations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:58:18 No.46598620 Report

Quoted By: >>46598650

>>46593798
why do pokefags act like Pokemon hasn't always been normiecore?
People got bullied for liking Nintendo as well, but people don't act like Mario became obscure at one point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:59:46 No.46598632 Report

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>>46592966
Don't forget
>le arceus, god of pokemon afraid of master ball eksdeee

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:02:29 No.46598650 Report

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>>46598620
I was referring to the mudkip meme becoming mainstream, not Pokemon as a series. It just also happened during a low point in the franchises popularity a few years after pokemania ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:04:45 No.46598660 Report

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>use a gun instead
>hairy manchild Ash does drugs /still thinks he's 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:05:11 No.46598665 Report

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>>46592966
>chocolate banana elephant
You mean indian elephants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:06:31 No.46598677 Report

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> x used < status move>
>Its super effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:10:45 No.46598711 Report

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anything that came from goldfish plays pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:12:08 No.46598721 Report

Quoted By: >>46600614

>>46593833
I don't have any clue what this meme is about, I haven't encountered it in the wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:44:05 No.46598979 Report

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>>46598593
Unironically autistic. Take your meds and post elo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 03:50:20 No.46599023 Report

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>>46598608
I was going to say how every overused joke, usually about about applying game logic irl, that I remember are always told by the same group of people who only played the originals, but then I remembered how the one in the OP started is from Crystal.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 04:31:42 No.46599328 Report

Quoted By: >>46603087

>>46592916
The Pokémon Theme from S01

>Detective Renalds singing it while sobbing in the movie.
>"Quirky" whores thinking they're special for remembering the words.
>Cringey singing/shouting of the song at cons.

Everyone knows it we get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 04:32:31 No.46599334 Report

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>>46598593
t.low elo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 04:52:09 No.46599417 Report

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>>46592916
3 years from now pokemon X and Y will be regarded as the best. It hasn't happened yet but I'm already sick of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:36:08 No.46600614 Report

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>>46598721
LUGIA IS A HAND GRENADE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:38:41 No.46600623 Report

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Male Gardevoir's existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:46:05 No.46600651 Report

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>>46593877
I like to think that Arcanine is the 'Legendary' Pokemon because people have forgotten about Arceus' existence and old references to its name have been corrupted or misinterpreted as Arcanine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 09:55:04 No.46600705 Report

Quoted By: >>46602216

>>46592966
>le
Stopped reading right there. Back to facebook you go

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 11:01:04 No.46601001 Report

Quoted By: >>46601875

>>46598378
This one. I cringe just as hard for Gen 4 and Gen 8 memes like this though. People actually think Bede's chaotic noise ADHD mess of a theme is a good song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 11:26:07 No.46601125 Report

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>>46592966
>>le chocolate banana elephant
I’ve only heard this once, and it was in a let’s play nearly 10 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 12:01:14 No.46601294 Report

Quoted By: >>46601449

>>46592916
Interesting thread, OP. But what does your picture have to do with the topic? I don't see any sort of joke or "meme" there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 12:31:26 No.46601427 Report

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>>46592916
>gen4 music do be hittin hard doe xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 12:35:25 No.46601449 Report

Quoted By: >>46606854

>>46601294
The meme where Professor Oak is a dumbass who can't tell your gender or remember his grandson's name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 13:11:10 No.46601697 Report

Quoted By: >>46604218

>>46593845
to be absolutely honest, the amount of religious reference in everyday english is insane, it is not the case in my native french language so, even if you substitute those two, nobody would notice in many other languages

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 13:37:55 No.46601875 Report

Quoted By: >>46602138

>>46601001
That's because Bede's the IS a good song.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 14:06:05 No.46602138 Report

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>>46601875
>Bede's theme is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
I've got a video you'll probably find entertaining then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 14:08:51 No.46602168 Report

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>>46592916
NIGGA WHAT IF POKIMON ATTACKS WERE REALISTIC XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 14:13:33 No.46602216 Report

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>>46600705
Autismo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 14:14:08 No.46602219 Report

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>>46592916
DUUUUUUUUUDE POKEMON BATTLES ARE COCK FIGHTING!!!

DUUUUUUUUUDE CATCHING POKEMON & KEEPING THEM IN POKE BALLS IS ANIMAL ABUSE!!!

I absolutely hate these two. Hasn't it been explained in universe the Pokemon catching, battling & Poke Balls are okay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:48:56 No.46603087 Report

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>>46599328
That was the absolute cringe.
Luckily the movie was cool, but that part sucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:58:19 No.46604218 Report

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>>46601697
>implying "oh mon Dieu" sin't both common AF and easily coopted into "Oh mon Arceus"
No indo-european language is safe from this filth

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:18:59 No.46604420 Report

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>>46592916
The “fanbase”

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:24:02 No.46604477 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:26:40 No.46604498 Report

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>>46604477
Awkward Zombie did it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:58:47 No.46604794 Report

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>>46592966
i still name my rival Dicks or something similar everytime

>>46594653
It was funny the first few times but it got old fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 18:59:46 No.46604805 Report

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>>46592916
it wasn't even professor oak that said it. it was just a blank screen on Crystal. it was Birch who asked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 22:06:45 No.46606787 Report

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>>46592916
Its not exactly a joke but i fucking hate when people talk about things that make no sense in pokemon and pull the "adult loses to child and then just lets them pass".
Clearly the thing that "makes no sense" here is that "Adult big strong child small not stron" but have they not taken into consideration that a human doesnt stand a chance against a pokemon? Yeah i wanna see the rocket grunt overpower the child when its charmander is literally melting his face of with a fire attack...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 22:12:52 No.46606854 Report

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>>46601449
Give him some slack. He's an old man, and with the amount of people he meets he's probably met some questionably looking ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 22:41:51 No.46607200 Report

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>>46592916
Whatever is posted by Dorkly or whatever this painfully unfunny sprite rape channel is called.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 00:20:04 No.46607994 Report

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>>46592916
Kanto.

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