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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:20:03 No.46594231 View View Reply Original Report

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Female dragons make the best wives

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:22:49 No.46594252 Report

Quoted By: >>46599742

Agreed.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:42:04 No.46594422 Report

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>>46594231
Terrible design. Scalies are mentally ill.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:42:51 No.46594428 Report

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>>46594231
... to other Pokémon.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:45:05 No.46594448 Report

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>>46594231
>single mom brings her kids to the date
Just say you are going to the restroom and escape, no point.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:54:35 No.46594569 Report

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>>46594448
Just make it a foursome.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 18:59:24 No.46594624 Report

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>>46594448
I was thinking about this too. At least she hasn't fired them at anyone yet.
>>46594569
:joy:

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:01:16 No.46594643 Report

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>>46594231
>*Male dragons make the best husbands
fixed it for you

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 19:55:27 No.46595238 Report

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>>46594231
...
I can't understand why someone would sexualizes a fucking dragapult

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 20:34:33 No.46595676 Report

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>>46595238
Wife and caring mother

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 21:14:44 No.46596051 Report

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>>46594643
For girls, faggots get the rope

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 21:50:56 No.46596348 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 22:00:06 No.46596406 Report

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>>46594231
Uh, 1-800-Based Department? This post is extremely based.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:06:36 No.46596922 Report

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Anonymous Wed 17 Mar 2021 23:45:30 No.46597204 Report

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>>46595238
imagine the exhaust

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 00:24:16 No.46597460 Report

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>>46595238
Female ghostly tail penetration

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 01:01:00 No.46597772 Report

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>>46595676
????

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 01:38:11 No.46598063 Report

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>>46597772
Yes she is

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:03:07 No.46598221 Report

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>>46594231
Why is it female? Those dreepy aren't its babies.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:13:22 No.46598290 Report

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>>46598221
They are sleeping dittos

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 02:33:03 No.46598447 Report

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>>46594231
Kids aren't allowed in a bar

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 04:00:43 No.46599110 Report

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>>46598447
They arent kids they are sleeping dittos

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 06:07:17 No.46599742 Report

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>>46594252
Imagine

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 12:46:22 No.46601517 Report

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>>46599742
Oh I can

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 13:39:22 No.46601891 Report

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:46:32 No.46603072 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:57:45 No.46603159 Report

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>>46599742
Already did. 1/??
>Bossy
>>The scrubland stretched out before you, the sun pushed high in the late morning sky, but in the cool of the grove of trees clustered around the waterhole you were content to sit and wait a couple hours until it had dropped again. Turning your head from the featureless expanse, you looked instead at the purplish creature stretched out just outside the shade.
>As you stared at your Garchomp basking in the sun a low feminine voice, distinctly animalistic, growled at you. "You know it's rude to stare..." She shifted her body in the sun, stretching out more and as always, your eyes watched as her lithe, muscular body twisted, sunlight glinting off her tiny, sandpaper-like scales. "But a deviant trainer like YOU has no concept of that, I take it", beginning to display more of her hind quarters, twitching her tail to draw your gaze. "What do you mean?" you ask innocently, trying to hide exactly how much you're enjoying seeing her approximation of yoga on the sands.
>She snorted and splayed her legs further apart, beginning to move her tail more erratically. "I mean, it's not NORMAL for a trainer to lust after his pokémon so hard, but here you are, trying to stare", her head suddenly snapping around to stare at you, her golden eyes locking with yours. She began to crawl towards you, using her claws to draw herself towards you, before reaching you and pulling herself up over you, using her tail to balance.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:58:47 No.46603166 Report

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>>46603159
2/??
>Her voice got lower, more dangerous and at the same time, you felt a thrill run through you as before. "I mean, look at you, your pulse is beginning to race, your cheeks are beginning to glow as red as my chest" - your eyes flicked down automatically, to drink in her shape as she continued "and you're beginning to get breathless at the sight of me over you? It THAT what you like?" She flopped down on you, her head falling perfectly in front of yours, leaving only your arms free. You leaned forward and kissed her snout, arms creeping around her back to begin stroking it as she liked. "Perverted young man" she snorted, grinding her crotch against yours, as you both feel you being to firm and harden fully. "Anyone would think you ENJOY having a Dragon bully you".
>She leaned up suddenly, bending her head down in the same motion to grip the front of your tshirt. Seconds later, you feel the warm sand on your back as the fabric that had once been your tshirt dangled in-between her teeth. Opening her mouth to let it drop, she bent back down to begin tracing over you torso with her tongue, rubbing her head against you. You gasped as the glorious sensations rippled through you and she again snorted under her breath "Deviant" while continuing her ministrations, before dropping back on top of you, You kissed her snout again, grinning at her. "You STILL want to continue? You actually want to mate with a Dragon? SUCH a deviant little boy", she said, but at the same time she rolled on her back, wrapping her arms around you to leave you on top of her.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 15:59:48 No.46603174 Report

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>>46603166
3/??
>She looked at you again. "Go on then, touch my body, like the filthy pervert you are". Her claws raked firmly, but gently down your back. You began stroking and licking her skin as she started to make a noise in-between a purr and a growl in response. Being careful not to cut yourself on her scales (yet revelling in the roughened feel of them on your skin), as always moving over every inch of her powerful body to tease and lick her just as she liked. Her growls got deeper, louder but before you could begin to move towards her crotch, she rolled you both again, pinning your legs under her. She bent down to grab your waistband but you stop her. "It's a lot cheaper to replace tshirts than it is to replace pants, let me take them off". With a draconic grin, she frees you just enough to let you wriggle out of them, before pinning you underneath her fully again. Once again, you throb fully erect and she begins to grind her hips again. "Are you going to say it?" she asks in a teasing tone. "Or am I going to have to FORCE-" she began grinding harder against you, stroking your ribs with her claws again "you to say it, hmm?".
>"I want to fuck you, alright? I want to because I love you", you say, leaving the fact having her take control while doing so was what you enjoyed most about the whole scenario. "SUCH a perverted young man ~ara~" pushing herself up enough to bend her head and begin licking your body again, before ducking even more and wrapping her tongue around your member, drooling all over you. She looked at you and instinctively you reach down, to help her guide you into her. With a dull thud, she pushed down on top of you, letting loose a rumbling growl of pleasure. She begins pushing herself up and down your length, the growl tuning back into a purr as she gives herself over to her pleasure.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:00:49 No.46603185 Report

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>>46603174
4/5
>Your heart begins to beat faster, hands skittering like erratic spiders across her back, your gasps of breath creating a cadence with her growls. "Are you enjoying this?" she asks, but you can't answer, instinct takes over and you begin grinding harder against her, feeling your orgasm build up. She hisses "pervert ~ara~" under her breath as she moves faster against you, cumming hard and pinning you firmly to the ground. "cum in me", she growls almost too softly to hear "breed me ~ara~". As if that was the final straw, you wrap your arms around her hips and pull her harder towards her, firing your load off deep into her. She rubs her head against you like a cat and lays her head on your shoulder, gazing at you.
>"~Ara ara~ SUCH a deviant trainer, getting so excited by a Dragon, he spills his seed in her" she growls softly at you, disregarding the fact she's been pinning you down since you started. She bends down lower, to stare directly in your eyes, her golden eyes flashing as the light catches them, breathing wetly against the hollow in your neck. You strain your body as far upward as you can, to graze her skin with a kiss. "Anyone looking now would think you WANTED me to do this" she growls amusedly, flicking her tongue out to dance about your bare skin gently, eliciting an involuntary groan. "Or are you hoping someone does find us and think that" she adds teasingly, beginning to rock her hips slowly and rhythmically. The sensations begin to wake up your flaccid member, trapped as it was still in her body. Almost at once, you take a deep breath in and at the same time feel yourself fully harden again, pushing gloriously through her velvety folds.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:01:51 No.46603191 Report

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>>46603185
5/5
>"I do" you growl back, taking even yourself by surprise with the sudden earnestness of your voice. "Pin me down, fuck my brains out, I don't care. I just want you to keep doing what you're doing" reaching up again to kiss her. "I'm a pervert and a poképhile and if I could do nothing more with my life than fuck you, I'd still call it worth it" She moves closer to let you and suddenly she's moving again, as you open your mouth and invite her tongue in to explore, to get another taste of her again. Flesh moves against flesh, breaths and fluid intermingle and you realise her heart's beating as hard and as fast in time with yours. With a draconic grin, she flumps herself on your body as before, grinding her whole self against you until you can't take it any more and once again cum deeply into her, as you hold her tightly to your body. You lie caressing every inch of her you can reach in a blissful state as she giggles lightly. "~Want to go again lover?~"

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:30:42 No.46603398 Report

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>>46603191
Why no just post the pastebin?

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 16:54:03 No.46603641 Report

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Cool

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:04:30 No.46603747 Report

Quoted By: >>46603937 >>46612923

>>46603398
Because pastebin went full-on karen, installed a profanity filter. Can't figure out how to make one and have it shareable, not signing up to it, just to drop pornfics on the off-chance I bit by a plot-bunny.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:23:33 No.46603937 Report

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>>46603747
Understandable

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 17:42:48 No.46604088 Report

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 19:58:00 No.46605436 Report

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>>46594231
Nah, that's for normal type pokemon

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 20:08:32 No.46605540 Report

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 20:41:37 No.46605852 Report

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>>46594231
nigga where da bussy at doe

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 20:50:27 No.46605941 Report

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>>46605540
LEWD

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 21:03:19 No.46606083 Report

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>>46605941
She is pure, excuse me.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 21:04:27 No.46606099 Report

Quoted By: >>46616047

>>46594643
>male dragons make the best wives (male)
ftfy^2

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 21:46:52 No.46606567 Report

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>>46606083
Poor Drakloak, looks it face

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Anonymous Thu 18 Mar 2021 22:48:12 No.46607266 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 00:18:30 No.46607980 Report

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MASSIVE FEMALE

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 01:57:48 No.46608769 Report

Quoted By: >>46609598 >>46609683 >>46610241

>>46594231
that makes no fucking sense
can a dragon cook?
can a dragon be realistically attracted to you in a healthy way?
can a dragon have a compatible and consistent line of nonverbal communications and mutual understanding on a fundamental level?
does a dragon have the necessary paraphrands to contemplate doing something for you in the future?
does a dragon have compatible and viable reproductive organs?
i think not.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 03:49:23 No.46609563 Report

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bump

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 03:54:27 No.46609598 Report

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>>46608769
>can a dragon cook?
>can a dragon be realistically attracted to you in a healthy way?
>can a dragon have a compatible and consistent line of nonverbal communications and mutual understanding on a fundamental level?
>does a dragon have the necessary paraphrands to contemplate doing something for you in the future?
>does a dragon have compatible and viable reproductive organs?
yes

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 04:03:33 No.46609683 Report

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>>46608769
Throwing in big words to make yourself sound clever doesn't work when google tells me you weren't thinking of anatomy of metaphors when you typed "paraphrands". In answer to your other suppositions,
>yes even if if you don't like char-grilled (what kind of woman are you if so)
>yes, in fact dragons are portrayed as generally thousands of years older/wiser than humans and much more intelligent. The ethical question is should these majestic demi-god deign to mate with humans
>yes, depending on the bond between Dragonrider and Dragon being strong
>already addressed
>yes, this shit isn't earth, the universe, it's set in an entirely different one to the real world

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 05:21:02 No.46610224 Report

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>>46609683
This 100%

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 05:25:38 No.46610241 Report

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>>46608769
can you?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 07:02:23 No.46610670 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 07:23:04 No.46610742 Report

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>>46594231
I'm glad there's like minded people on here.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 12:44:37 No.46612020 Report

Quoted By: >>46612459 >>46613099 >>46618612

Bros...

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 13:51:59 No.46612459 Report

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>>46612020
Nothing wrong

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 14:58:18 No.46612916 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 14:59:37 No.46612923 Report

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>>46603747
Anonpaste seems pretty good.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 15:24:14 No.46613099 Report

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>>46612020
Well, if I didn't want to turn her into pic related before, I sure as fuck wanna do now.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 16:21:55 No.46613605 Report

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>>46613099
Nothing wrong with that

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 16:24:26 No.46613632 Report

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>>46594422
>He's never fucked a monitor lizard...

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:46:28 No.46614408 Report

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>>46613632
I will pass on a non human sentience level animal

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:59:23 No.46614493 Report

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>>46613605
Never said there was, just recognising how hot that art is.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 19:02:21 No.46615001 Report

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>>46594231
>taking your kids out to the bar trawling for dick
0/10
worst mother

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:48:16 No.46615983 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:55:04 No.46616047 Report

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>>46606099
OK Gaycel

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:58:28 No.46616646 Report

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>>46615983
Ok that's new

Sauce?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:00:49 No.46616674 Report

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>>46616646
https://twitter.com/tm68gi/media

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:12:44 No.46617350 Report

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>>46616674
Thanks

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:17:16 No.46618325 Report

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>>46616047
Based, faggots get tossed off the roof

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:47:49 No.46618612 Report

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>>46612020
That... Hot? Holy shit

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 03:24:53 No.46619481 Report

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What about Noivern? I like her too.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 04:43:47 No.46620066 Report

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>>46619481
Yes

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