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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:12:43 No.46614113 View View Reply Original Report

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I am the Dark.
I am the Light.
I am a peaceful Day, a bloody Night.
Please refill my food bowl.

~Absol

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:26:11 No.46614231 Report

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Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:28:54 No.46614251 Report

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I want scatfags to leave

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:31:43 No.46614279 Report

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>>46614231
>he

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:32:21 No.46614284 Report

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>>46614231
whos the joker to an absol?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:33:19 No.46614294 Report

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cute

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:34:19 No.46614308 Report

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>>46614113
Nice finally an Absol thread

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 17:35:40 No.46614321 Report

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>>46614231
>A dark knight.

Oh neat, perfect. I needed a name for.......something, that I'm working on and I couldn't think of one. Your post excellently describes something which I was having trouble articulating.

You won't understand what the hell I'm talking about until I post it in a couple of days, but thank you.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 18:50:55 No.46614914 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 18:52:08 No.46614922 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:23:41 No.46615740 Report

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>>46614113

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:28:52 No.46615800 Report

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>>46614284
Mr. Mime

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:29:19 No.46615806 Report

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>>46615740
Absol can't actually fly.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:42:45 No.46615933 Report

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>>46614113
Fluffy edgecat

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 20:42:54 No.46615936 Report

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>>46614321
happy to serve

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:42:28 No.46616460 Report

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>>46614113

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:57:24 No.46616631 Report

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>>46615806
you never know unless you try

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:24:28 No.46616920 Report

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>>46615933
That is a true, I never thought of that. A very good point.

>>46615806
I think that art was made before ORAS explicitly said it can't fly.

Either way I like to believe that while Megasol cannot fly that the wings still make it kinda float and glide a little bit in an angelic sorta way.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:26:03 No.46616938 Report

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:13:27 No.46617354 Report

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>>46614113

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:40:23 No.46617535 Report

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>>46615740
>>46614922
>>46617354
Now wait a minute how can MegaAbsol appear so chill? Aren't Mega's supposed to be in a power crazed rage due to the over exertion of themselves?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:58:51 No.46618148 Report

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>>46614922
>>46615740
>>46616460
>>46617354
Would've been a kino Dark/Flying or Fairy evolution, fuck.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:02:26 No.46618756 Report

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>>46614113

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 05:05:49 No.46620211 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 06:50:51 No.46620708 Report

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>>46618756
That image, it is just amazing. Thank you /vp/.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 06:53:37 No.46620712 Report

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Me on the left.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 06:56:51 No.46620722 Report

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>>46616631
Great, aside from birdshit, we need to watch out for cowshit now.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 06:58:15 No.46620725 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 07:09:51 No.46620755 Report

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>>46614113
>Please refill my food bowl

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 08:50:26 No.46621098 Report

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>>46617535
I like to assume properly trained pokemon are able to Mega with little to none side effects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 10:11:40 No.46621331 Report

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>>46614113
>please refill my food bowl
If you're intelligent enough to speak I'm sure you can figure something out yourself

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 11:05:53 No.46621505 Report

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>>46614113
Sidney has good taste..

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 14:23:04 No.46622349 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 14:28:43 No.46622386 Report

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>>46614113
A happy dog is a cute dog

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 15:58:11 No.46622931 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 15:58:59 No.46622937 Report

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>>46622386
Absol is feline

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 16:07:27 No.46622997 Report

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>>46622937
It's both dude it's an ambiguous feline/canine monster like the Eevee family

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 16:10:12 No.46623018 Report

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I just want to see Absol crucified, is that so much to ask?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:00:51 No.46623903 Report

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>>46614113

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:40:38 No.46624310 Report

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>>46614321
Does it involve 'milking' a doomcow?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:42:47 No.46624333 Report

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>>46622997
Its also part mountain-goat

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:43:27 No.46624340 Report

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>>46624310

Any cow with a single pink teat between its back legs instead of four of them is by nature doomed.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:19:55 No.46624720 Report

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>>46622997
>Quadruped
>Slightly human-like face
>It's mega evolution adds wings
Isn't it suppose to be a sphinx?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:20:54 No.46624726 Report

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>>46624720
No people keep repeating this because they have no idea what they're talking about, it literally has absolutely nothing to do with a sphinx whatsoever

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:22:06 No.46624742 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:22:40 No.46624749 Report

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>>46614113
Should have been a fairy type.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:23:11 No.46624755 Report

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>>46624726
You sure? it's pretty similar nonetheless.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:29:04 No.46624814 Report

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>>46624755
YES FOR FUCK'S SAKE it's superficially similar to a sphinx, it has NOTHING to do with it. Why won't people let it go? Its based on a Japanese doom beast but with the cow elements taken out of it and replaced with cat/dog ones to look more appealing. It's not REMOTELY related to a sphinx.

Mega Absol has wings to make it look angelic. Regular Absol looks frightening with the whole red eyes and grim reaper scythe face, the mega softens this because Absol isn't actually evil. It's supposed to look half demonic, half angelic.

>>46624749
Yeah no, it's not a fairy. People need to stop saying this too, Fairy is not the Light Type.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:30:36 No.46624830 Report

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haha, wouldn't it be so funny if absol put a leash on you and took you for a walk. lol!!

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:31:49 No.46624847 Report

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>>46614113
I love Absol.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:34:02 No.46624875 Report

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>>46624720
Sounds more like a siren actually considering they had wings and were quadruped in some cultures' mythos.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:35:20 No.46624883 Report

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>>46624814
Why the meltdown? We both agree that superficially it looks like common depictions of sphinxes. I never mean to imply said thats its design origin, Schizo.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:38:15 No.46624905 Report

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>>46621331
Having the ability to speak <> having opposable thumbs.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:38:55 No.46624915 Report

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>>46624875
Every time i see depictions of bird-like sirens, they are just harpys, so that's kind of a stretch.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 19:39:59 No.46624925 Report

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:01:26 No.46625713 Report

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>tfw Absol is my favorite Pokémon
>tfw it’s fanbase is autistic furry retards
Fuck

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:06:41 No.46625762 Report

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>>46625713
At least this thread hasn't gotten too degenerate yet

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:10:39 No.46625786 Report

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if you ejaculated into absol's chest fluff would he even notice it

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:55:07 No.46626199 Report

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>>46625786
And there it is

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:57:10 No.46626225 Report

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>>46614113
absol is the pokemon for edgy 15 year olds that listen to three days grace and mcr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:57:57 No.46626233 Report

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I wanna do Absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 22:03:30 No.46626289 Report

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Absol looks like some kid's edgy donut steel oc.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 00:40:25 No.46627914 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 00:55:59 No.46628077 Report

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>>46625786
>he

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STOP Sun 21 Mar 2021 00:59:28 No.46628111 Report

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STOP you horni animal scum >>46627931

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 01:15:23 No.46628237 Report

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>>46627914
Fuck that actually spooked me when I expanded it, I've never seen this pic.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 01:22:58 No.46628299 Report

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>>46628077
>>46625786
>>46626199

If I tenderly felated Absol's fashionably asymmetrical Devil's horn, would she feel uncomfortable, indifferent to, or aroused by this motion?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 02:54:11 No.46629018 Report

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>>46628237
Good

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:11:54 No.46629133 Report

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Absol is one of my favorite Pokémon. It’s in my top 3 alongside espeon and Altaria. Happy to see some Absol love.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:13:52 No.46629153 Report

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So how do you have sex with Absol? On the back or doggy style?

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:19:59 No.46629199 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:22:48 No.46629217 Report

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>>46629153
Me on my back, her holding me.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:23:32 No.46629222 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:24:02 No.46629224 Report

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>>46629217
*holding me down

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:25:36 No.46629229 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:26:43 No.46629241 Report

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:43:35 No.46629366 Report

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>>46629153
no

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:51:39 No.46629425 Report

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>>46621331
You'd be surprised at the amount of media having talking animals that can't help themselves. Though the other poster has a point, sometimes it might be a physical issue.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 03:59:59 No.46629473 Report

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>>46620708
Fun fact: it's a reference to a mtg card.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 04:11:08 No.46629543 Report

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>>46629473
How cringe.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 06:16:40 No.46630282 Report

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Why is Absol considered the edge pokemon? Pokemon like luxray, staraptor, giratina, and darkrai are all much worse but never get shit for it.
>>46629473
That is a fun fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 12:58:38 No.46631831 Report

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Absol knows when disaster will come
Absol knows how you will die
Absol knows all your online passwords and has memorized your bank account numbers

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 13:48:32 No.46632130 Report

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>>46629153

With her chained to the wall, naturally.

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 15:27:33 No.46632931 Report

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>>46631831
Absol loves you and is determined to help make the most of your tone which is why your bedroom perpetually smells of sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 15:39:03 No.46633023 Report

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>>46627931
Okay, now post the 'snorkeling inside cum vat' picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 15:41:31 No.46633043 Report

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>>46616920
Nah the "wings" are used to beat a dark aura towards opponents. That seems to be their only use sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 15:42:32 No.46633050 Report

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>>46624340
You dont understand, I want to finally see at least one pic of the DoomCow with a proper bull/goat cock and giant lemons for ballz (no homo)

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Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 15:42:33 No.46633051 Report

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>>46624742
STOP IT. I DON'T WANT THIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Mar 2021 18:28:25 No.46634487 Report

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>absol is black
>absol is white
>asbsol is a dark type but like one of the only morally good ones

Is Absol allowed to say the N word?

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