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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:07:05 No.46616138 View View Reply Original Report

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Stop. Sexualizing. Her. Fucking perverts. She is just a skirt with a torso and a head. How can you even have sex with this thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:07:37 No.46616144 Report

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>>46616138
>Stop. Sexualizing. Her. Fucking perverts.
Or what, bitch boy?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:11:39 No.46616185 Report

Quoted By: >>46616763

>>46616138
gardevoir is for consensual love making, in whatever way that is done with her. most of my fantasies involve handholding and having a cute psychic gf

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:11:48 No.46616188 Report

Quoted By: >>46616318

>>46616144
Stop or I'm calling the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:11:56 No.46616191 Report

Quoted By: >>46616318 >>46617691 >>46619901

>>46616144
or she will suck you into a black hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:12:47 No.46616199 Report

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>>46616138
>her

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:14:20 No.46616214 Report

Quoted By: >>46619937

Honestly, OP. If you want your Gardevoir to get naughty for you just tell her! No need to be such a tsundere! But then again, she seems to like that side of you too~!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:28:13 No.46616318 Report

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>>46616188
No
>>46616191
Don’t threaten me with a good time

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:36:14 No.46616393 Report

Quoted By: >>46617146 >>46618215

>>46616138
It doesn't has sexual organs, but it does have legs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:47:12 No.46616522 Report

Quoted By: >>46616527 >>46616563 >>46618198

I agree with OP. People should stop sexualising Gardevoir.
They should be sexualising much better Pokemon instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:47:37 No.46616527 Report

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>>46616522
Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:48:46 No.46616544 Report

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She started it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 21:51:17 No.46616563 Report

Quoted By: >>46616742 >>46622389 >>46622557

>>46616522
Unapologetically based. I wanna see some big titties and fat asses on Landorus-T, Toxapex, and Ferrothorn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:05:52 No.46616735 Report

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>>46616138
He's got legs and he knows how to use them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:06:46 No.46616742 Report

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>>46616563
>Lando
my man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:07:34 No.46616749 Report

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>>46616138
Based as God damn fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:08:33 No.46616763 Report

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>>46616185
An animal can't give consent anon.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:15:28 No.46616836 Report

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>>46616763
Don't worry I told her I'm okay with it, she asked after all. She's no longer my pokemon rather she's my wife. I'm scared of upsetting her above all else, she can wreak a lot of destruction if she so pleases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:48:04 No.46617140 Report

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>>46616763
Good thing Pokemon aren't animals they are Pokemon, who knows if they can consent or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:49:17 No.46617146 Report

Quoted By: >>46617159

>>46616393
>It doesn't has sexual organs
it's got a mouth and hands, that's enough for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:51:49 No.46617159 Report

Quoted By: >>46617199

>>46617146
And an anus, but if she'd like, or even fit, it's another story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 22:56:16 No.46617199 Report

Quoted By: >>46617278

>>46617159
you can't canonically prove that though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:07:25 No.46617278 Report

Quoted By: >>46617494 >>46617773

>>46617199
poop is canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:16:26 No.46617381 Report

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>>46616138
>She is just a skirt with a torso and a head.
you just answered your own question

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:25:16 No.46617428 Report

Quoted By: >>46617503

Shame that almost no one does lewds on model. I think gardevoir has an interesting look instead people try to turn it into a green haired tiddy monster.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:29:32 No.46617460 Report

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they have legs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:32:40 No.46617479 Report

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>>46617460
moar leg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:34:20 No.46617494 Report

Quoted By: >>46617570 >>46617734

>>46617278
>pokedex entries
>canon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:35:36 No.46617503 Report

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>>46617428
Because you can only lewd what is essentially a stick figure so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:46:04 No.46617570 Report

Quoted By: >>46617727 >>46617738

>>46617494
Yes.
>>46617503
Maybe you should jack-off to humans instead, or better yet create your own thing instead of stealing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:57:12 No.46617660 Report

Quoted By: >>46617722

>>46617479
Leg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:58:53 No.46617683 Report

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>>46616138
Blowjobs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 19 Mar 2021 23:59:35 No.46617691 Report

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>>46616191
She can suck me into her blackhole any day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:04:48 No.46617722 Report

Quoted By: >>46617748

>>46617660
L E G

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:05:49 No.46617727 Report

Quoted By: >>46617802 >>46618114

>>46617570
which games have indian elephants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:07:32 No.46617734 Report

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>>46617494
Mulch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:07:48 No.46617738 Report

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>>46617570
Copium

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:08:27 No.46617748 Report

Quoted By: >>46617779

>>46617722
N+LEG

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:11:07 No.46617773 Report

Quoted By: >>46617882 >>46618065 >>46624431

>>46617278
I autistically reiterate; you cannot canonically prove Gardevoir has an anus. A few bits of lore state that some pokemon based on animals do indeed create "droppings", which infers a somewhat normal gastrointestinal system. This indicates they're biological creatures despite their obvious supernatural features and implies the rest should have similar systems, but it doesn't even begin to explain how such a system could function for objectmons or creatures with no mouths. Gardevoir is neither of those, but it is a pure fantasy based creature that simply looks humanoid. Meanwhile, there are a couple of specific cases that prove equating the existence of a mouth with the necessity of an anus is not universally reliable. Guzlord appears to turn everything it eats into energy. Galarian Weezing expels purified air instead of waste. So we know lore is flexible when it fits, and even certain IRL creatures exist without digestive systems and not every animal excretes waste the same way. It's easy to make the leap that if they were forced to answer the question "do Gardevoir poop?", knowing that the question is only being asked by someone hoping there's a hole which they could fantasize about violating, they would likely answer with something along the lines of "No. Since they're a fairy type they don't poop because they're too pure." But as they haven't said anything on the matter, any support is conjecture. I'm not trying to say with absolute certainty they don't, and I acknowledge that it seems likely they do, I'm just factually stating you cannot prove it. It's a Schrödinger's butthole sort of situation at best.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:11:44 No.46617779 Report

Quoted By: >>46617928

>>46617748
Hand!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:14:52 No.46617802 Report

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>>46617727
That was retconned by mista devlope man.
>>46617738
Sneed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:26:31 No.46617882 Report

Quoted By: >>46617926

>>46617773
>[Tortunator']s dung is an explosive substance and can be put to various uses.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:32:09 No.46617926 Report

Quoted By: >>46618073

>>46617882
never forget

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:32:13 No.46617928 Report

Quoted By: >>46618057

>>46617779
Hand-Puppets!

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:47:16 No.46618057 Report

Quoted By: >>46618183

>>46617928
Hand-Holds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:48:19 No.46618065 Report

Quoted By:

>>46617773
Sis shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:49:07 No.46618073 Report

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>>46617926
Do you think if I plug my earphones into that hole I can listen to music that's playing inside its head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 00:54:18 No.46618114 Report

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>>46617727
SWSH.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:02:15 No.46618183 Report

Quoted By: >>46618231

>>46618057
Hand-Canon time! Because a Kirlia "that is exposed to the positive emotions of its Trainer grows beautiful." it's possible that subtle changes to Kirlia/Gardevoir are possible. Its eyes and body may change a little bit to look more cute and beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:03:02 No.46618198 Report

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>>46616522
yes

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:04:38 No.46618215 Report

Quoted By: >>46618269

>>46616393
>It doesn't has sexual organs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:06:52 No.46618231 Report

Quoted By: >>46618320

>>46618183
Cringe. Who needs kawaii anime eyes when you got those

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:08:57 No.46618249 Report

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>>46616138
Women sexualize themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:11:31 No.46618269 Report

Quoted By: >>46618377

>>46618215
This. It must have some fucked up sexual organs because it can breed with living waste, a living ball of poison, a snail made up of lava, a living chandelier, living gas, stunfisk, a ghost dragon, jellyfish, a bunny, eels, a living evil sandcastle, a pedo ballon, slugs, etc

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:16:48 No.46618320 Report

Quoted By: >>46618359

>>46618231
"Beautiful" is open ended! Who knows what it looks like with all the positive emotions and love you can give it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:20:05 No.46618359 Report

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>>46618320
She already has perfect eyes. I don't need her to change one bit.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:21:27 No.46618371 Report

Quoted By: >>46619119

What does a Gardevoir's braap smell like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:22:05 No.46618377 Report

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>>46618269
Theory: All Pokemon have different reproductive organs regulated to their egg groups. Thus Gardevoir has the appropriate organ for all amorphous pokemon and the appropriate organ for Human-Like/Human-Shaped. Multiple sexual organs for different purposes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 01:24:51 No.46618403 Report

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>>46616763
Tell that to my bitch

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:14:40 No.46618848 Report

Quoted By: >>46618858

>I cook a nice meal for my Gardevoir wife.
People call me a cuck and say I'm not a man.
>My Gardevoir wife cooks me a good meal.
People call me a slave driver, abusive, and a groomer.
>We both cook together.
People think we're both disgusting freaks for cooking together.
>We stop caring about what other people say about our life and now happily cook as we like.
:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:15:17 No.46618858 Report

Quoted By: >>46618885

>>46618848
Sis you're a groomer irregardless

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:18:10 No.46618885 Report

Quoted By: >>46618970

>>46618858
Sorry, can't hear you over my wife complementing my awesome cooking!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:30:13 No.46618970 Report

Quoted By: >>46619114

>>46618885
Ok sis I like your post and picture. You get a pass

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:45:51 No.46619114 Report

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>>46618970
My wife is very kind, so she's not mad at you, but she kindly asks that you try to be a lot less judgmental of others you don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 02:46:07 No.46619119 Report

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>>46618371
Like sweet sugary farts

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 04:18:14 No.46619901 Report

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>>46616191

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 04:24:19 No.46619937 Report

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>>46616214
Thats not a gardevoir

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 08:36:16 No.46621056 Report

Quoted By: >>46621085 >>46621144

https://vocaroo.com/1obS8obY3jwI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 08:37:59 No.46621066 Report

Quoted By: >>46622327

>>46616138
>her
Can I still sexualize male Gardes though?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 08:47:33 No.46621085 Report

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>>46621056
why you do this anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 09:04:16 No.46621144 Report

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>>46621056
WHERE IS THE NEXT?!! THERE IS MORE,THERE MUST BE MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 09:40:10 No.46621227 Report

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>>46616138
>her
That is literally sexualisation, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 14:19:39 No.46622327 Report

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>>46621066
That's gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 14:21:48 No.46622343 Report

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Begin referring to Pokemon as "it", not him or her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 14:29:41 No.46622389 Report

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>>46616563
>I wanna see some big titties and fat asses on ... Ferrothorn.
Why and how?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 15:03:44 No.46622557 Report

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>>46616563
>Landorus-T, Toxapex, and Ferrothorn
Ultra based
>Big titties and fat asses
Ultra cringe

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Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 15:22:50 No.46622691 Report

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Male Gardevoir is best Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 16:13:51 No.46623038 Report

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>>46616138
i make sure to catch a male ralts for garevoir, makes me happy. Because of the zoophiles this board is the worst Pokémon forum, worse than bulbagarden or any poketubers comments

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 16:32:16 No.46623182 Report

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I make sure to catch a male ralts to turn him into my garevoir, makes me happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:16:19 No.46624037 Report

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>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 18:51:29 No.46624431 Report

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>>46617773
Gardevoir poops
and I want to watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Mar 2021 21:27:10 No.46625932 Report

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>>46616138
Bruh this bitch is ugly

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