Hey anon, did you know that Hitmonchan is not truly a 100% male species, but actually, 100% female? That's right. They are just very shy tomboys, ashamed of being the way they are, and lie about being men to cover it up.

She hides her female gender due to shame, but cultered men can see through the facade to find their way to her tender heart. I can say with 100% certainty that, compared to Gardevoirs and many other humanoid Pokémon, Hitmonchan is one of the best Pokémon to make your wife.

She'll share many of your interests, be into fitness, and maybe even spar with you. You'll be in great physical condition if you choose to have a Hitmonchan as your wife.

The only 100% male hitmon is Hitmonlee. Male Hitmonchan do not exist. There exists both male and female Tyrogue and Hitmontop.

We must realize this if we want to build a strong future with them.

Right, /vp/?