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Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:00:41 No.46645031 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46645209 >>46645399 >>46645995 >>46648739 >>46648783 >>46650186 >>46651046 >>46659136 >>46659187

oh you're using Swords Dance? well go head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:01:32 No.46645040 Report

Quoted By: >>46653655 >>46657860

Snivy used Vine Whip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:04:33 No.46645069 Report

Quoted By: >>46656139 >>46658043

That's so nice of you, thanks!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:17:51 No.46645209 Report

Quoted By: >>46645970 >>46648774 >>46649166 >>46656139 >>46658043

>>46645031
>+2 252 Atk Life Orb Mold Breaker Haxorus Outrage vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Quagsire: 446-526 (113.1 - 133.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

Thanks, sucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:35:47 No.46645399 Report

Quoted By: >>46645414 >>46645961 >>46646035 >>46646559

>>46645031
>Lower BST than Dedenne
>No Base Stat over 100
>Only 35 Speed
>Constantly bumps its head on boats and rocks while swimming
>Checked Kyogre in DPP
>Checked Monstrous Megas
>Checks Zacian-C, one of if not the, strongest Pokemon in the entire history of Pokemon

Consider this. Someone played GCS on the virtual console, found a small armless blob, evolved it into a bigger blob-salamander thing, transferred that blob up to SwSh. Took it into a battle, was pitted against the Legendary Hero of Galar, sent in their blob salamander thing, and won.

How Does Blue Johto Blob Do It?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 21:37:21 No.46645414 Report

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>>46645399
>How Does Blue Johto Blob Do It?
I am unaware.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 22:51:02 No.46645961 Report

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>>46645399
Quagsire is unaware of the fact that he's a shitmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 22:52:02 No.46645970 Report

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>>46645209
locked into outrage? gee sure of u want...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 22:55:11 No.46645995 Report

Quoted By: >>46653655 >>46657860

>>46645031
Chikorita used absorb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 22:59:49 No.46646035 Report

Quoted By: >>46647481

>>46645399
Blue Johto Blob only weak to grass and only grass. Nothing else can move this monster. Truly, he is the god fucker, the pokemon Dovahkin, the stupid chosen by the goddess, the one to save the princess. He is the Quagsire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Mar 2021 23:59:15 No.46646559 Report

Quoted By: >>46648364 >>46648611 >>46649074 >>46649930

>>46645399
>came from another land (Japan) to a vaguely Europe-inspired land
>is extremely dense
>somehow way more powerful than he looks
>is able to defeat gods with his unique ability that he only gained after coming to this strange new land
Quagsire is literally an isekai protagonist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 01:43:11 No.46647481 Report

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>>46646035
>only super effective moves work
Damn I guess Eelektross is OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 03:45:23 No.46648364 Report

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>>46646559
>Quagsire is literally an isekai protagonist.
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:22:55 No.46648611 Report

Quoted By: >>46648627 >>46648679 >>46649899 >>46651152

>>46646559
What's Quagsire's harem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:24:48 No.46648627 Report

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>>46648611
Pyukumuku and Gastrodon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:32:52 No.46648679 Report

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>>46648611
me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:41:50 No.46648733 Report

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>>46648679
You are not good enough for Quagsire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:42:44 No.46648739 Report

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>>46645031
>magikarp used shock wave!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:49:23 No.46648774 Report

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>>46645209
>+2
dummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:51:38 No.46648783 Report

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>>46645031
Zapdos used Zap Cannon!
Get wrecked loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:53:59 No.46648798 Report

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>>46648774
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 04:57:30 No.46648823 Report

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>>46648783
wait.... w-w-why is he still standing? Zapdos, Zap Cannon him, a-again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 05:52:45 No.46649074 Report

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>>46646559
OH NONONO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 06:15:44 No.46649166 Report

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>>46645209

Quagsire used Ice Beam!

Haxorus was frozen solid!

(Nice going jack-ass.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 09:44:40 No.46649899 Report

Quoted By: >>46650090 >>46651152 >>46653636 >>46654816 >>46657186

>>46648611
Clefable is the one who wins despite being the blandest one and having the most annoying voice
Skarmory is the tomboy childhood best friend
Corviknight is an even bigger tomboy
Ferrothorn is a tsundere
Toxapex is a yandere
Chansey is a loli
Blissey is a MILF, and Chansey's mother
Togekiss is an emotionless Rei clone
Mandibuzz is an exotic jungle princess
Slowbro is a dumb clumsy girl
Slowking is a smart girl with glasses, and Slowbro's sister
Amoonguss is a trap

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 09:48:19 No.46649915 Report

Quoted By: >>46650095 >>46651182 >>46652339

So... How exactly things like Unaware or Mold Breaker work in lore? Why my buffs aren't working against the dude? Are they supposed to be psychological? But they raise my stats not theirs. He can't just be unaware and ignore them. What is explanation. Same for abilities and Mold Breaker. What is mold even supposed to do. It's not like it's some kind is Spore mooshroom related thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 09:50:48 No.46649930 Report

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>>46646559
Unfathomably based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:03:10 No.46649975 Report

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>>46649166
Go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:29:25 No.46650090 Report

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>>46649899
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:30:47 No.46650095 Report

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>>46649915
Pokemon are magical creatures you retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:41:17 No.46650141 Report

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>>46650095
Magic isn't real RETATD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:43:09 No.46650146 Report

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>>46650141
Neither are pokemon, NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 10:50:37 No.46650186 Report

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>>46645031
>uses sword dance
>uses grass coverage move
>sweeps the rest of your team

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:03:45 No.46651046 Report

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>>46645031
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:07:33 No.46651068 Report

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>>46648774
>what is mold breaker

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:19:44 No.46651152 Report

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>>46648611
>>46649899
What is Florges?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:24:53 No.46651182 Report

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>>46649915
Maybe it works like a placebo
>if the doctor is really nice and says the needle won't hurt, little Timmy will feel less pain or ignore it
>if quagsire legitimately believes the big scary dragon doing a battle dance won't make its attacks hurt more, they won't

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 16:45:02 No.46652339 Report

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>>46649915
As for Unaware, see placebo explanation above.
As for Mold Breaker, mons who have it like HAXORUS, EXCADRILL, RAMPARDOS, are LITERALLY too BADASS and MANLY to give a FUCK about whatever SHITTY ability the enemy has. Not only will they FUCK YOUR SHIT, you are NOT safe no matter what move they choose. Oh, you're levitating? FUCK YOU AND EAT EARTHQUAKE, BITCH. ASK FOR MORE. Oh, you're gonna "ignore" my stat changes? BITCH, I DON'T CARE HOW STUPID YOU ARE, you're gonna EAT a +2 STAB and LIKE it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:07:32 No.46653636 Report

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>>46649899
Where does Lando-T fit into this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:09:47 No.46653655 Report

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>>46645995
>>46645040
>Haha look mom i did it again

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 21:24:21 No.46654816 Report

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>>46649899
>Amoonguss is a trap

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 00:01:01 No.46656139 Report

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>>46645069
>>46645209
NOOOO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 01:55:51 No.46657186 Report

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>>46649899
You forgot goth Shedinja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 03:12:24 No.46657860 Report

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>>46645040
>>46645995
based
>>46653655
cringe

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 03:41:20 No.46658043 Report

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>>46645069
>>46645209
Great work fellas! Encore Encore Encore!

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 05:45:23 No.46658949 Report

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>Neutralizing Gas filled the area
Okay. Not sure why you're okay with my friends Swords Dancing.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 06:08:10 No.46659104 Report

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"Now I've negated his ability and boosted my attack, I'm sure to win!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 06:15:09 No.46659136 Report

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>>46645031
He happy :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 06:25:37 No.46659187 Report

Quoted By: >>46659894

>>46645031
You know what? Abilities are fucking awful. Fuck unaware, intimidate, serene grace, moxie, weather setters, and all of that garbage. Gen 3 was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 09:34:32 No.46659894 Report

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>>46659187
Worst take on this board, and that's saying something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 10:55:01 No.46660115 Report

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>>46651152
Not an OU stall staple, and therefore a villain.
Still wants to fuck Quagsire, though.

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