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Pokemon world is really scary if you think on it

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 13:53:10 No.46650981 View View Reply Original Report

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Post examples of scary stuff

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 13:55:54 No.46650991 Report

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Imagine a 4 feet tall eagle divebombing at your face

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 13:57:27 No.46651002 Report

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>>46650981
The Detective Pikachu movie made me realize how disgusting and scary this thing actually is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:25:26 No.46651184 Report

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>If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:35:19 No.46651268 Report

Quoted By: >>46651451 >>46653703 >>46653821

>This pokemon likes teasing old men and will make lewd gestures at their trainer in public
Can't believe gamefreak got away with this

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:36:05 No.46651274 Report

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psychic pokemon can literally reprogram your mind to be gay.

just like what Jean Grey did to Iceman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:36:52 No.46651283 Report

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>>46651184
She wouldn't do that though, she loves me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 14:56:20 No.46651451 Report

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>>46651268
wait wich gen is that pokedex entry from

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 15:05:26 No.46651508 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 15:06:44 No.46651518 Report

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>>46650981
Imagine a fucking Dragon flying above your house.
Not sure I wanna live there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 15:11:39 No.46651566 Report

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>>46650991
there is an actual eagle almost 4 feet called the harpy eagle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 16:16:14 No.46652099 Report

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>Every single Ghost type

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 18:00:30 No.46653022 Report

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>>46652099
some are worst than others

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 18:04:36 No.46653042 Report

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>>46650981
What, do you want me to post Pokedex entries or something?

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 18:23:01 No.46653196 Report

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>>46650981
This fucker would steal your so

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 18:25:03 No.46653213 Report

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If a haunter licks you, you will shake and shiver untill you eventually die.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 18:34:57 No.46653297 Report

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>>46650981
>a kick from the hardened tips of this Pokémon's legs leaves a wound in the opponent's body and soul that will never heal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:14:07 No.46653703 Report

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>>46651268
>>46651451
no pokedex entry states that. I just checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:24:12 No.46653821 Report

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>>46651268
I'll take shit that never happened for 500, alex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:24:47 No.46653825 Report

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>>46653196
wtf are you talking about I don't see anyt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 19:43:25 No.46653972 Report

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>>46650981
Eh.... Drowzee. Creepy fuck hangs out at parks/playgrounds to appease its hunger of feeding on children’s dreams...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 21:14:59 No.46654761 Report

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I have the theory the pokemon world is not that bad but the guy in charge of writting the pokedex entries is really edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Mar 2021 21:52:56 No.46655046 Report

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>>46653196
motherfu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 00:25:57 No.46656359 Report

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>>46653196
God damm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 00:31:31 No.46656402 Report

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>>46650981
>So ridiculously safe that 10 year olds can travel for kms unattended and end up completely fine
The pokemon world is a utopia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 00:39:06 No.46656468 Report

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>>46650981
Imagine walking arount at night and some fucker send his Machamp on your ass before you can realize whats going on and tells you to give him all your shit or Machamp snaps your kneck.
We can be glad that the criminals in the games are all retarded because people could do some fucked up shit with them irl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 00:57:20 No.46656627 Report

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If Pokedex entries are accurate than the pokemon world is kinda fucked up. Like the whole thing about ghost pokemon is that they used to be people and go around eating souls. Apparently it's ok for children to be out in these types of conditions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 02:07:43 No.46657307 Report

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>>46656402
do you know how many kids get kidnapped, transported, stolen, eaten, killed, etc etc in the pokemon world? Sure, you the player are safe, but what about all the others that werent so lucky? I swear, there are atleast 50 or 100 pokemon that in some way or another do bad shit to children.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 02:10:56 No.46657334 Report

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>>46650981
>coming home from school
>no pokemon because my parents arent rich enough to get me one
>suddenly crazed gigant buff 4 armed monster jumps out of alleyway looking for its next pray
>run as fast as I can
>police walking around
>he can't do shit either against a 6 feet monster whose " Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds. "
>just give up and wait for the sweet release of death

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 02:12:57 No.46657352 Report

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>>46656468
didn't even read the thread before posting my machamp shit
it truly is a terrifying pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 02:22:26 No.46657448 Report

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Buzzwole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 03:06:06 No.46657820 Report

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>>46657334

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 05:20:32 No.46658802 Report

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I would just turn into Narutaru.
A bunch of kids get magical monsters and instead of just having fun adventures and holding tournaments in secret, they do wacky shit like committing terrorist attacks or have showdowns with fighter jets because kids become vile little shits if they get a taste of power.

>but everyone is an edgy retard in narutaru, including the writer
The single most normal guy in the manga has no qualms with ordering his monster friend to shoot people, mostly because he just goes along with what his friends are doing. He isn't really putting much thought into it.
The protagonist seems normal but she is also edgy as fuck and is the only one to have two monsters, with one of them being Earth, so she doesn't count.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 06:03:28 No.46659069 Report

Quoted By: >>46659528 >>46662395

The actual last thing you see before you die if you go swimming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 07:44:14 No.46659528 Report

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>>46659069
Literally why everyone should have a dark type Pokémon

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 07:47:11 No.46659551 Report

Quoted By: >>46660197 >>46662272

You could wake up one day and find that you've become an Abra, and other humans will try to capture you and force you to battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:17:11 No.46660197 Report

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>>46659551
God I love abra's design, why did they have to ruin it with its evos?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:21:19 No.46660216 Report

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>>46653196
Oh shi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:28:51 No.46660242 Report

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Seeing as ten year olds are legal adults in Pokémon world I don’t see how it could be that dangerous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:32:12 No.46660256 Report

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>>46653196
wait anon i don’t underst

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:32:29 No.46660258 Report

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>>46657334
Sorry anon, I needed to do this
>>coming home from school
>>no pokemon because my parents aren't rich enough to get me one
>>suddenly a crazed buff giant 4 armed monster jumps out of the alleyway looking for its next prey
>>run as fast as I can
>>a policeman is walking around
>>he can't do shit either against a 6 foot monster whose "four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds."
>>just give up and wait for the sweet release of death

Keep practicing. You'll get better at English.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 11:33:25 No.46660264 Report

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Hypno kidnap people. Wild Hypno just want to eat dreams but skilled trainers may have other plans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 12:44:17 No.46660639 Report

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>>46653196
what the hell do you me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 12:45:22 No.46660646 Report

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Gengar would be awful to meet irl. The frigging Sun/Ultra Sun entries say to just give up.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 12:50:51 No.46660681 Report

Quoted By: >>46661560

Im the only one that finds lumineon cry unsettling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCzpejlyhDg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 14:58:04 No.46661462 Report

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sup

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 15:14:30 No.46661560 Report

Quoted By: >>46661749 >>46662480

>>46660681
Dude it's just a fish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 15:32:43 No.46661694 Report

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>>46653196
wait wh

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 15:37:29 No.46661725 Report

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>Appears to attack people who get lost in the mountains. Said to be the culprit behind shadows that laugh in the moonlight.
> It is said to emerge from darkness to steal the lives of those who become lost in mountains.
>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
> It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.
> It lays traps, hoping to steal the lives of those it catches. If you stand in front of its mouth, you'll hear your loved ones' voices calling out to you.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 15:38:32 No.46661737 Report

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>go outside
>there's a massive stack of sentient shit walking around

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 15:39:57 No.46661749 Report

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>>46661560
a fish that sounds like a fuckin banshee

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 16:38:56 No.46662272 Report

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>>46659551
You can just teleport somewhere with no people though.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 16:51:37 No.46662395 Report

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>>46652099
>>46653022
>>46653196
>>46659069
>>46661725
I think this guy is the worst.
>Being consumed in Chandelure's flame burns up the spirit, leaving the body behind.

Most ghost types will either kill you or separate your soul from your body. Chandelure literally immolates your immortal soul. In a world with a confirmed afterlife, Chandelure means eternal nothingness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 17:00:29 No.46662480 Report

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>>46661560
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 17:08:52 No.46662577 Report

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>Sand shark, Sand crocodile, and Sand Hippopotamus
fuck pokemon deserts

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 17:16:31 No.46662673 Report

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> Anyone who dares peer into its body to see its spectral ball of fire will have their spirit stolen away.
> Its body is hollow. It is said that those who look into its body are sucked into the void.

There it is, lending a hand aniway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 17:23:13 No.46662747 Report

Quoted By: >>46662770

>>46662673
well that's a ninjask not a shedinja but sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 17:25:11 No.46662770 Report

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>>46662747
I think anon meant that Dusclops.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 19:01:44 No.46663909 Report

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>>46650981
It is. It's why I don't blame characters such as Bianca's dad; I'd be pretty uncomfortable at the possibility of my child getting eaten and mummified by a Cofagrigus or chopped to pieces by a group of Pawniards or Bisharps.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 19:08:24 No.46663964 Report

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>he doesnt have a dark type bromon to help ward off evil spirits

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 19:15:29 No.46664029 Report

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>>46653196
Can this legally be considered murd

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