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Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:21:53 No.46665331 View View Reply Original Report

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Why are you like this /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:23:00 No.46665343 Report

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>>46665331
Look at those sultry eyes. God I'm gonna coom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:24:16 No.46665356 Report

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>>46665331
because I have no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:35:46 No.46665467 Report

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>>46665331
Because I’m lonely, anon. So, so lonely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:37:07 No.46665479 Report

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>>46665331
>her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:37:45 No.46665486 Report

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It's not my fault pokemon are built for my bbc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Mar 2021 21:38:11 No.46665491 Report

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>>46665331
I have never and will never sexualize Pokémon because it's fucking weird as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 00:31:27 No.46667131 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 00:33:16 No.46667152 Report

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>>46665491
This, it's like fucking a snake except it has the intelligence of a parrot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 00:54:58 No.46667441 Report

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It’s funny to think that somebody here is probably gonna jerk it to OP’s image calling them out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 01:36:11 No.46667819 Report

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>>46667441
left image is hotter anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 01:41:22 No.46667868 Report

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>>46665331
Sometimes I like to make edits where I remove eyelashes
I just wanted to say this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 02:11:49 No.46668097 Report

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>>46665491
Same, but at the very least the pokephillia is like fantasy shit, I would rather 100 of these threads than a single youngster joey one. that ones really fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 04:03:23 No.46669080 Report

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>>46665491
There’s nothing weird about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 04:09:11 No.46669122 Report

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>>46665331
I guess it's because Pokemon have soft, feminine designs.
>Generally round
>No muscle definition

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 04:10:22 No.46669133 Report

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>>46667819
yeah the eyelashes kill my boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 04:11:27 No.46669148 Report

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>>46668097
yeah the joey thread was creepy, dunno why ppl can't just stick to fucking their pkmn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 04:15:27 No.46669182 Report

Quoted By: >>46670826

This is not exclusively a /vp/ thing.
We got Goomba fuckers in the Mario fandom just because one of them has eyelashes and a ponytail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 05:15:05 No.46669535 Report

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>>46669148
I'd rather not have either, but yeah I guess when it comes down to it. its all fiction, but the mons are a lot less down to earth & I guess you have sentient thought in mystery dungeon.
irl I eat animals, their lives mean less to me in at least that sense, and a sheepfucker is rightfully laughed at & shamed, but pedos are legit dangerous and fucked up. both are shitty & irredeemable. I get being a coomer for the adult or obviously mature designs, thats a bit different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 05:21:17 No.46669568 Report

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>>46665331
Because it attracts furries and weebs. That's double the autism and very dangerous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 05:22:19 No.46669572 Report

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>>46669568
Also pedos so we're reaching peak levels.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 06:05:41 No.46669803 Report

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>>46665331
it just works

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 06:13:45 No.46669843 Report

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>>46665491
Based. Fuck dogfuckers. Only trainer sexualization is allowed.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 11:49:51 No.46670826 Report

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>>46669182
TWINS, BASIL. TWINS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 11:53:21 No.46670839 Report

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>>46670826
>Two sets of Bunny Ears
>Not Bunny ears and Cat ears

Fake fake fan coomers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 11:54:38 No.46670845 Report

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>>46665331

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 11:56:29 No.46670854 Report

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>>46665331
Built for BHC

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 11:59:07 No.46670860 Report

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>>46670854
Big Hilbert cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:00:08 No.46670864 Report

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>>46670845
Damn, never noticed those words were so sexy before...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:01:47 No.46670873 Report

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>>46669803
W-Why is it hot what the fuck

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:02:44 No.46670877 Report

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>>46670854
>H
b-bros i don't know what it means

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:04:06 No.46670885 Report

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>>46670845
ngl I kinda dig that ......

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:16:23 No.46670930 Report

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>>46665331
>>46665491
Why does it matter if anons want to coom to fantastical anthro anime creatures? There are far more morally dubious fetishes a person can possess, such as the pedo example listed by this anon >>46669148.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 12:55:33 No.46671119 Report

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Jokes on you, I wanna fuck both snakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:14:03 No.46671481 Report

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>>46670839
Hypocrite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:14:52 No.46671487 Report

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>>46665491
Fuck off normalfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:23:40 No.46671544 Report

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>>46670930
thanks for backing me up
knew i could count on you, anon

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 14:46:38 No.46671667 Report

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Eyelashes/eye shadow is hot and it suits pokemons really good

Simple as.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 15:11:36 No.46671802 Report

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>>46670877
Hawaiian

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 15:57:34 No.46672092 Report

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>>46665331
You have an entire universe full of attractive women in every type, big tits, flat tits, pale white to deep brown, even weird natural hair colors like fucking blue and green. The only people that would pass that up to fuck their Pokemon were furries from the start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 16:02:32 No.46672129 Report

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>>46672092
Imagine not wanting to perform the ultimate bonding with your Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 16:02:37 No.46672130 Report

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>>46672092
Anon there are many, many universes full of attractive women and ones far better than Pokemon's women
there is one only universe full of attractive Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 16:17:52 No.46672219 Report

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>>46672092
>attractive women in every type, big tits, flat tits, pale white to deep brown
those exist in our world
>Pokemon
only exist in their world

wanting what you can already have is creatively bankrupt as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 17:03:03 No.46672510 Report

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>>46670877
Hentai usually

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 19:42:32 No.46673820 Report

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>>46669080
Depends on who and what pokemon you're talking about. For a good amount of people pokemon are more like pets and animals so no matter which mon they'll give you a funny look. A while back there was a mini shit show on Twitter because some guy said he would fuck his dog if it looked like gardevoir, let's just said people didn't react to that kindly. And there's those that are more acceptable in general, usually the bipedal ones with Gardevoir and Lopunny being the prime examples to the point where even the franchise has acknowledged it to some extend (team charm, meowth in the anime, their mega evolutions). They also tend to get the most attention. Exceptions like the eeveelutions are there but they get their fair share of anthro art. There's also cases of four legged mons even being rejected by the community. Apparently on reddit people were marking feral posts as lolicon as an attempt to take them down.

Personally while I don't like four legged mons that way I can appreciate that there are people who love them that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 21:01:56 No.46674367 Report

Quoted By: >>46674376 >>46675229

>>46671667
She looks like she fucks human men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 21:04:03 No.46674376 Report

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>>46674367
you look like you fuck human men.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 21:17:42 No.46674472 Report

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>>46674471
She looks like she fucks human men

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 21:55:40 No.46674757 Report

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>>46672092
Who said you have to pass up the women for the Pokémon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 21:57:39 No.46674770 Report

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>>46674376
What do I look like, a Pokémon?

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 22:53:53 No.46675175 Report

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>>46671667
>Eyelashes/Eyeshadow
Retarded coomer faggot those are just markings under its eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 23:02:19 No.46675229 Report

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>>46674367
You look like you fuck human men in fursuits

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 23:12:56 No.46675299 Report

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>>46675175
that look exactly like anime eyelashes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 23:15:21 No.46675322 Report

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>>46675175
It was designed that way on purpose though to look like feminine eyelashes.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 23:32:05 No.46675488 Report

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>>46675322
No it wasn't, rabbit have markings under their eyes, also the Cinderace in the anime is a male.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Mar 2021 23:43:08 No.46675584 Report

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>>46675175
Kind of reminds me of Yugi's eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 00:26:41 No.46676021 Report

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>>46675229
I wish.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 00:33:00 No.46676071 Report

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>>46675175
god i wish i had a lucario bf that would periodically beat the shit outta me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 00:35:32 No.46676088 Report

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>>46676071
mega based

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 00:41:58 No.46676136 Report

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>>46676071
>>46675175
Cute Boyfriends

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:01:27 No.46676281 Report

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>>46671481
?

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:02:48 No.46676296 Report

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>>46665491
As prophet of unending wisdom, you are truly based.

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:20:32 No.46676447 Report

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>>46676281
It's bunny ears in Japan only, cat ears everywhere else. The fanart with both is just that, fanart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:25:08 No.46676492 Report

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>>46665331
So is /co/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 01:29:25 No.46676528 Report

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>>46676447
Well I know when to admit I'm wrong. It's been like a decade and a half since I played that game and most of the art I saw of them had both. It's better that way imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 03:09:49 No.46677460 Report

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>>46665331
Can you do more, OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 03:11:02 No.46677473 Report

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>>46665491
>he never masturbated to machoke
yikes! cringe!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 03:14:59 No.46677511 Report

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>>46675488
hnng

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 03:23:15 No.46677583 Report

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I guess because situations like pic related, I thought I like the idea of pokemons denying their feelings towards their master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 04:09:24 No.46677964 Report

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>>46665491
none of the female mons are anthro enough anyways. I do enjoy some of the males pounding the shit out of their 11 yr old trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 04:10:30 No.46677970 Report

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>>46665331
LOL! This is so VP! Remember that one time we got Nurse Joy to catch a pokyermon? It was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 04:16:15 No.46678003 Report

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>>46665491
I agree, but then I became normievoir and I couldn't help it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 09:55:56 No.46679463 Report

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>>46672092
Under that logic, you're a huge faggot for passing up even more exotic females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 12:59:09 No.46680135 Report

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>>46676136
Fujoshis get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:04:48 No.46680154 Report

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the human brain is coded to find certain thinks feminine, eyelashes, bows, etc
its an easy way to make something lthat's ambiguous more feminine without totally changing the design
most "artists" go way too far with it though, looks retarded a lot of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:08:32 No.46680168 Report

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>>46665356
>>46665467
>>46665486
Why are guys like that and refuse to fuck a fag like me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:11:29 No.46680181 Report

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>>46665491
/vp/ is furry board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:37:33 No.46680286 Report

Quoted By: >>46680304 >>46680865

>>46665491
>he never wanted a Ditto that can transform into anything or anyone by showing a picture to it, allowing you to pound women without having to deal with their bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:40:23 No.46680298 Report

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>>46665331
lashes are inherently cute? why do you think they are used?
That being said, I'd never want to fuck a pokemon, something can be cute without being sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:41:31 No.46680304 Report

Quoted By: >>46680335

>>46680286
lol women are stupid amiright
lol why don't women like me
lol i'm amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:45:47 No.46680335 Report

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>>46680304
You ok anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 13:53:00 No.46680376 Report

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>>46680335
lol i'm fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 14:56:10 No.46680865 Report

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>>46680286
Incel hands typed this post

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