Samurott looks like hopes and objectives. I've never had any. Someday someone will rob this place where I'm kept at. Someday they'll deprive me of my useless life. Then I'll be free to catch a pogymon. Then God will free me of this prison called 4chan. For now, I have to heal a pogymon and talk to my tulpas. Hello, Gengar. Hello, Gardevoir. I'll never have a pogymon or a life, or a cushion to sleep in. I'm hungry and they keep sending pogymon berries. If I was born again, I would never have wasted my time on 4chan, or bought the new Shield and Staff pogymon game.
