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Answer using the logic and mental acumen of Jesse/James

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 16:19:16 No.46681504 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46682011 >>46682041 >>46682049 >>46682295 >>46682348 >>46684586

>Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
>James: Make it double!
>Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
How does stealing Pokemon promote sustainability and ecological conservation?
>James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
How does stealing Pokemon homogenize racial and cultural background under a single banner?
>Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
How does stealing Pokemon prevent information and emotion from wreaking havoc and destruction?
>James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
How does stealing Pokemon embolden space exploration?
>Jessie: Jessie!
>James: James!
>Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
>James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
>Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:20:23 No.46682011 Report

Quoted By: >>46682071 >>46682276

>>46681504
They're idiots fucking up their motto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:24:08 No.46682041 Report

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>>46681504
if you don't see it then you're probably not smart enough to watch the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:25:16 No.46682049 Report

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>>46681504
>How does stealing Pokemon embolden space exploration?
to be fair, isn't like, Deoxys on the space alongside who knows how many Ultra Beasts at this point? They could be trying to use 'alien pokemons' like the clefairies to travel through space.

>How does stealing Pokemon promote sustainability and ecological conservation?
If they were stealing from Team Magma and Team Aqua, they would actually be doing that since they wouldn't be able to fuck up with Kyogre/Groudon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:28:03 No.46682071 Report

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>>46682011
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:50:18 No.46682276 Report

Quoted By: >>46684643 >>46684905

>>46682011
Didn't they get in a big fight with butch & cassidy over it in one ep? pretty sure the motto is their own invention in other eps though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:52:00 No.46682295 Report

Quoted By: >>46682851 >>46684378

>>46681504
That’s the point, retard. They’re ironically making their motto seem like a declaration of good when they’re obviously villains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 17:57:49 No.46682348 Report

Quoted By: >>46682817

>>46681504
>To protect the world from devestation
Team Rocket thinks the world cant live without them, they are the best way of life
>To unite all peoples within our nation
Everyone will join Team Rocket
>To denounce the evils of truth and love
Self explanitory. Team Rocket is brutal. They exploit, abuse, and abandon Pokemon. Also envolved in racketeering projects. All the exact opposite of truth and love
>To extend our reach to the stars above
Again, everyone will fall to the influence of Team Rocket. Either join or get out of the way. Also in Ultra Sun iirc Giovanni talked about wrecking havoc in another dimension after Rainbow Rocket was defeated so theirs that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 18:58:36 No.46682817 Report

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>>46682348
>Self explanitory. Team Rocket is brutal. They exploit, abuse, and abandon Pokemon. Also envolved in racketeering projects. All the exact opposite of truth and love
But the truth and love they talk about causes devastation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 19:03:04 No.46682851 Report

Quoted By: >>46684321

>>46682295
That's the point, retard. I'm offering you a prompt to waste your time with trying to think of how Jessie/James would try to justify their motto if inquired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 19:26:41 No.46683076 Report

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A funny idea I had is that they could just open a business of teaching Pokemon how to speak english. With meowth teaching the class, they would make millions.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 21:59:00 No.46684284 Report

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>WIR WOLLENS EIN REICH SEHEN!

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Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:00:40 No.46684292 Report

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>WIR WOLLENS EIN REICH SEHEN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:04:38 No.46684321 Report

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>>46682851
Keep your shitty prompt, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:13:37 No.46684378 Report

Quoted By: >>46684401

>>46682295
I always thought the joke was that they were just spouting cool-sounding poetic nonsense, but were too dumb to realize that their "declaration of evil" was the opposite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:15:59 No.46684401 Report

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>>46684378
Yes, that’s what I was saying. Their diversion from the actual TR motto fits with them always trying to look cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:16:05 No.46684403 Report

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Because their entire characters were just Shudo shitting on anime cliches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:37:48 No.46684586 Report

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>>46681504
>How does stealing Pokemon promote sustainability and ecological conservation?
Devastation is vague. They are protecting the world from a danger you don't even know about.
>How does stealing Pokemon homogenize racial and cultural background under a single banner?
Everyone teams up against team rocket
How does stealing Pokemon prevent information and emotion from wreaking havoc and destruction?
Truth and love are not how team rocket will save the human race.
How does stealing Pokemon embolden space exploration?
If only team rocket has pokemon they can take over the world and use the oppressed people as a work force to create space ships.
>Jessie: Jessie!
>James: James!
>Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
>James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
>Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Fair warning and a chance to surrender. Very honorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 22:44:27 No.46684643 Report

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>>46682276
The proper TR motto is

To infect the world with devastation!
To enslave all peoples in every nation!
To denounce the goodness of truth and love!
To extend our wrath to the stars above!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 26 Mar 2021 23:18:13 No.46684905 Report

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>>46682276
>butch
His name is Biff.

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