>>46729143headcanon: misty is a 24-26 year old complete fucking loser basement dweller virgin neet who was on the verge of being kicked out by her parents and latched onto the "you broke my bike" thing as both a way out of town and to prey on the only thing "potentially" willing to date her after her spaghetti moments on regular dates. she follows a 10-11 year old boy all around the country, spending countless days and nights alone and STILL manages to blow it despite the provocative clothing she wears, only to be eventually ditched by mega-chad cluessless ash, and spends her days running a gym asking the young trainers who beat her "i-if they wa-want something else besides a gym badge?" to which they all ask "A SECOND ONE?", eventually accruing a handful of restraining orders, and owning several suspiciously non-water type, humanoid shaped male pokemon or dog pokemon who all seems to have dead inside, 1000 yard stares
