>>46711457I went to one of his concerts after eating a big bean burrito from Taco Bell and began farting real loud. So loud, in fact, that it overpowered his singing. He was supposed to be recording a live album to sell during that show, but my asshole ruined it with my megabraps. None of the staff could do anything because I told them I have IBS. Anyways, after the show I went to shake his hand, and as I did, he got a whiff of the major ass gas I was passing during the two hours he played his whole set. The worst part for him? He has a fart fetish.
