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Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 22:41:13 No.46727217 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46727253 >>46727403 >>46727456 >>46727479 >>46727681 >>46728473 >>46728552

>create entirely new landmass devoid of pokemon so mankind can develop itself to its fullest technological potential
The more I think about Maxie's retard level plan the more sense it makes. Wild pokemon are the most annoying shit in existence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 22:45:47 No.46727253 Report

Quoted By: >>46727441

>>46727217
Doesn’t he want to get rid of the ocean?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:01:11 No.46727403 Report

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>>46727217
I'm glad you're magmapilled Anon. Team Magma was right. Imagine walking to the supermarket and a fucking Primeape jumps out at you and your 4 year old son?

Whoever makes repels is a Poke billionaire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:04:41 No.46727441 Report

Quoted By: >>46727507

>>46727253
No.
That's why I always thought Archie's plan was extra retarded. At least Maxie wants to do something profitable with his plan. Archie is just fucking insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:06:55 No.46727456 Report

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>>46727217
How will I catch my fucking magcargo if there are no wild pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:10:03 No.46727479 Report

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>>46727217

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Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:13:35 No.46727507 Report

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>>46727441
Archie is anprim which is based.

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Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:25:27 No.46727592 Report

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Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:35:53 No.46727681 Report

Quoted By: >>46727777

>>46727217
Wouldnt new landmass suddenly coming out of nowhere still cause massive flooding?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Mar 2021 23:48:09 No.46727777 Report

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>>46727681
not if he also evaporates the ocean

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 00:01:54 No.46727870 Report

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>>46727777
>evaporates the ocean

Uhh he knows how the water cycle works, right?
Like, he did 5th grade science class and everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:38:36 No.46728473 Report

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>>46727217
Maxie would even make the game better by getting rid of too much water.

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Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:46:24 No.46728519 Report

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>>46727870
Y-yeah!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:46:26 No.46728520 Report

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>>46727870
He is probably planning to use evaporation in order to have more of the water being held in the sky rather than the sea. It will come back down eventually but he will have evaporated enough to replace it by then.

Math probably won't work, but hey.

I also presumed that Archie's plan was based on using floods to rapidly erode land.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:47:46 No.46728529 Report

Quoted By: >>46728637 >>46728674

it still doesn't make much sense since the pokemon world is close to a perfect utopia as is. It's one thing if they were living in the stone age where man does nothing but fuck gardevoirs or something, but it's not. Hell even in the game they're exploring space. Wild pokemon are about as annoying as birds shitting on your car; somewhat bothersome but not worth raising a big fuss about

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Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:50:49 No.46728552 Report

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>>46727217
I mean yeah, makes sense if you put it like that.
Now someone justify Archie's plan for the love of god holy shit, I just want it to make the smallest bit of sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:53:29 No.46728578 Report

Quoted By: >>46728679

whats the point of technology when you have magic fucking creatures that can teleport you, produce fire, heal the sick and fucking fly and are completely loyal to a fault. fuck out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:55:04 No.46728592 Report

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>>46728552
cull humanity and embiggen pokemanity by accelerating rising sea levels and natural disasters. pokemon, especially marine ones, will survive and adapt better than humans and become the apex lifeforms on earth

makes sense to me desu

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Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:58:24 No.46728625 Report

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>>46728552
Goal:reclaim more coastline, as the continental self is where most marine life is and humans messed it up.

Means: Produce a lot of rain, I am assuming the plan hinges on erosion. Flood the coasts, the current coastline is washed away and becomes part of the sea, the seafloor gets nutrient influx from all the material washed in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 01:59:42 No.46728637 Report

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>>46728529
Well i mean every couple years the world/universe is almost destroyed by a Pokemon and a 10 yr old ends up luckily saving it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:03:08 No.46728661 Report

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>>46728637
because some edgelord thinks there's not enough suffering in the world or things are too good or some shit and instigates a global catastrophe; very relevant to this thread. Those pokemon are just fine sleeping in some cave until somebody fucks with them after jumping through a bunch of hoops

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Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:04:01 No.46728667 Report

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>>46728625
why though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:05:00 No.46728674 Report

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>>46728529
>Wild pokemon are about as annoying as birds shitting on your car
There are reports of Gyarados destroying entire cities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:05:56 No.46728677 Report

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>>46728592
>kill humans
uhh sure, makes sense for a villain
>kill land pokemon
why does he hate numel bro??

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:06:03 No.46728679 Report

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>>46728578
>call ambulance
>your iPhone is loafing about!
>dial 911
>your iPhone pretended not to notice!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:08:58 No.46728697 Report

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Neither make any sense, masuda is hack and can't design one decent game without fucking something up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:09:49 No.46728705 Report

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>>46728552
all that spiel about flooding the world was just a front and all he really wanted to do is tussle with the big legendary whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Apr 2021 02:11:22 No.46728721 Report

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>>46728674
propaganda and fairy tales. Name the city

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