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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 04:14:11 No.46746103 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46746152 >>46746583 >>46746596 >>46746661 >>46746750

ITT: Pokemon that canonically mate with humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 04:25:21 No.46746152 Report

Quoted By: >>46746181

>>46746103
pokedex entry please?
Also, I dont understand why slazzle's (or whatever his name is) evolution is 100% female? Like, why? Its not like that honycomb bitch from gen 4 where becoming queen bee in the final evolution makes sense. Why would GF design a salamander pokemon to only evolve into a female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 04:30:58 No.46746181 Report

Quoted By: >>46746385 >>46746574 >>46746942 >>46746989

>>46746152
"Only female Salazzle exist. They emit a gas laden with pheromones to captivate male Salandit." Don't tell me a Salazzle has never used its pheromones on its trainer.

Also it's Female only because it makes male Salandits give up all their food to it which means all male Salandits are malnourished and unable to evolve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:07:40 No.46746385 Report

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>>46746181
>Male Salandits are malnourished and unable to evolve
This is dumb, what if I take a newly hatched male Salandit and train it without ever exposing it to a Salazzle?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:46:18 No.46746574 Report

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>>46746181
>"DUDE POKÉDEX ISN'T CANON!"
Why are dogfuckers so fucking hypocrite?

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:47:51 No.46746583 Report

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:51:05 No.46746596 Report

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>>46746103

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:52:35 No.46746604 Report

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>>46746385
it becomes your bro and attached/devoted to you for life. but it still doesn't evolve :(

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 05:53:14 No.46746610 Report

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I love this slutty lizard like you wouldnt believe

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 06:03:20 No.46746661 Report

Quoted By: >>46746924

>>46746103
>>46746610
Can a human impregnate a lizard?

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 06:22:38 No.46746750 Report

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>>46746103
whole alola dex

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Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 06:58:55 No.46746924 Report

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>>46746661
There's only one way to find out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 07:03:31 No.46746942 Report

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>>46746181
>Don't tell me a Salazzle has never used its pheromones on its trainer.
Thats not how pheromones work retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 07:14:05 No.46746989 Report

Quoted By: >>46747071

>>46746181
Are you aroused by pheromones emitted by real life animals, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 03 Apr 2021 07:30:43 No.46747071 Report

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>>46746596
I mean that's more of a human fucking a pokemon, but I guess it counts.

>>46746750
Based, would love to see examples.

>>46746989
Considering the pheromones are used for perfume, it's a pretty strong scent that could easily get a trainer in the mood.

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