>>46779737There's only one answer, fellas. It's time we owned up to the facts.
>>46779758Fat whores can't measure
>>46779759YWNBAW
>>46779824>inducing mental illness on yourself>>46779874>shounenshit for spicsWRONG, all of you. There's only one way to do this, and if you're in for a penny, you're in for a pound. (You) need to kill yourself and get reincarnated into the Pokemon world, it's that simple. You may alter the circumstances to some degree, as compensation for giving up your life. You can be reborn as a baby, dropped in at your prime, the choice is yours. You'll not only get the chance to meet Cynthia (though romancing her is all up to you), but you'll also get to be a trainer in the fantastical world of Pokemon! Wow! What are you waiting for, /vp/edos?? Act fast!!
