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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 15:38:07 No.46780897 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46781143 >>46781168 >>46781175 >>46781182 >>46781189 >>46781414 >>46782204 >>46783483

How do I stop masturbating to Pokemon? It's a serious problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 15:41:20 No.46780923 Report

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Get a pokémon gf who'll do it for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:23:11 No.46781143 Report

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>>46780897
This is the worst place to ask

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:28:04 No.46781168 Report

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>>46780897
ugh, you seriously asking that!? well to stop is to stop thinking about it. that it, no really.

Johtochad

Johtochad Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:29:51 No.46781175 Report

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>>46780897
You have masturbate so much that you’ve run out of material to masturbate to. Then when you learn what your core kink is you masturbate to that until you can’t masturbate to anything anymore, or you go to jail. Whichever happens first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:30:22 No.46781182 Report

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>>46780897
Best solution is to stop masturbating entirely. If you masturbate 3 times a day, cut it down to 2 for however many weeks you need. When you get used to 2 cut it down to 1 and eventually you won't need to masturbate anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:32:18 No.46781189 Report

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>>46780897
1. get a cosplayer gf
2. ask her kindly to cosplay your fav and have sex while she is cosplaying
3. Repeat 2 but getting less lewd (Ignore the parts that reminds you of the pokemon)
4. Have sex with humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:33:45 No.46781196 Report

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>>46781189
>3D Girls
>3D secks
Ew, gross wtf. We’re talking about masturbation here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:33:57 No.46781198 Report

Quoted By: >>46781288 >>46782199

unironically drawing lewd pokemon and posting them on the internet keeps me from jerking off too much. I guess the excitement of finishing a new piece distracts me from the horny or something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:36:24 No.46781215 Report

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you opened pandora's box, now close it.
I know your fucking around but go cold turkey if your serious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:46:44 No.46781275 Report

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>low IQ fapping to humanoid mons
>high IQ fapping to pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:49:16 No.46781288 Report

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>>46781198
So you release your horny and send it to those that look at your art? What kind of sorcery is that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:56:28 No.46781335 Report

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>>46781288
>being a NSFW "artist"
>draw the perfect material and theme, hitting that perfect kink that gets you diamond hard
>mfw I can't get satisfaction out of my own supply, just get stupid horny

truly the worst way to live

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:00:42 No.46781361 Report

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>>46781288
Thats what art is fundamentally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:08:28 No.46781414 Report

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>>46780897
Read the good book

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:10:01 No.46781425 Report

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Just stop looking at porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:30:43 No.46781572 Report

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>>46781414
...Hustler?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:58:31 No.46782199 Report

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>>46781198
>tfw been doing 3D porn for so long I've become desensitized to this shit and only makes me tired

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:59:32 No.46782204 Report

Quoted By: >>46783361 >>46783503

>>46780897
you don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:35:38 No.46783361 Report

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>>46782204
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:48:09 No.46783483 Report

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>>46780897
Sex with Pokemon!

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:49:58 No.46783503 Report

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>>46782204
>>46783361

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