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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 15:46:42 No.46780959 View View Reply Original Report

Just made a poem about my favorite region:

KANTO is my heart,
KANTO is my soul,
My home is in KANTO,
KANTO is the best,
KANTO is beauty
KANTO is power
My #1 is KANTO
Others don't compare to KANTO
I belong to KANTO
KANTO is forever
I love KANTO

Feel free to post your own verses about anything pokémon related. Rate others if you wish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:02:41 No.46781036 Report

Quoted By: >>46781539

Johto is the best region
The legion of Pokechads agree
Kanto sucks dick, verily and so
I want to return to my childhood home
Ohhhh take me back to Johto soon
Cyndaquil's best only a loon wouldn't know
I throw their dreams into route 27, for they are talentless
I just want to go back to Johto peak happiness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:11:54 No.46781081 Report

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Holy cringerino

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 16:41:55 No.46781248 Report

Quoted By: >>46781539 >>46782473 >>46785455

Back on the day when I was a bambino
I liked Fire because of my Charmanderino
But everything changed when I got a Nidorino
Once it evolved I realized Ground type was more kino

Who am I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:25:45 No.46781539 Report

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>>46781036
Yikes

>>46781248
Giovanni from KANTO. Based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:34:14 No.46781598 Report

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>>46780959
YO YO YO
CHECK IT
I GOT A SCYTHER IN MY PANTS
DINO HEAD WITH THE CUT
SCIZOR WHEN YOU DANCE
U-TURN ME ON WITH THAT BUTT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:40:47 No.46781639 Report

Quoted By: >>46781677 >>46781684 >>46786088

>>46780959
Leaf is worst the protagonist girl
A mute and autistic like that fag in the real world
Oversized socks and a lack of hygiene
Don't get too close or you'll be able to easily smell her unwashed heiny
With a good promotional render she finally made it into Smash
But not without taking a hammer to the face of her model to look like trash
The male main characters returned for a cameo in Alola
When asked if she could join they tried saying no but were too busy holding their noses
Leaf, you are too stinky
Leaf, you are too stupid
Leaf, you are too ugly
Leaf, you will never be better than Lillie
Go back to Oak's Lab's dumpster you live in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:46:18 No.46781677 Report

Quoted By:

>>46781639
Beautifully said

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:47:01 No.46781684 Report

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>>46781639
She fucks PL daily. They both stink and smell like shit and piss.

Johtochad

Johtochad Wed 07 Apr 2021 17:50:27 No.46781702 Report

Quoted By: >>46782765

Krookidile is a fucking worthless piece of shit from gen 5
I really wish his creator was no longer alive.
Fucking piece of shit crocodile with sunglasses
I want to stick my dick inside of the designer's asses.
That fucking stupid grin and that gay ass phallic snout
Comes from a generation we could do without!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:03:44 No.46781787 Report

Quoted By: >>46782103

The Swine Pokemon
He is incredibly cute
I love him so much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:12:06 No.46781856 Report

Quoted By: >>46782631

I like pokemon
and I like Snom
pokemon pokemon
aaaaand Snom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:18:25 No.46781906 Report

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Oh Magikarp
Youre even weaker than a Joltik fart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 18:45:59 No.46782103 Report

Quoted By:

>>46781787
8/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 19:35:07 No.46782473 Report

Quoted By:

>>46781248
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 19:56:43 No.46782631 Report

Quoted By:

>>46781856
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 20:17:54 No.46782765 Report

Quoted By:

>>46781702
kino

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 20:22:44 No.46782804 Report

Quoted By: >>46783445

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
OP is a faggot
and so is (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:00:51 No.46783084 Report

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Same as the only relevant Pokémon games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 21:43:08 No.46783445 Report

Quoted By:

>>46782804
If Im a fag how come that gif got me hard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Apr 2021 23:50:24 No.46784410 Report

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Oh how much I love Sligoo
Too bad it evolves into a pile of poo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 02:16:33 No.46785455 Report

Quoted By: >>46786360

>>46781248
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 03:59:29 No.46786088 Report

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>>46781639
is this some sort of fetish?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 04:29:24 No.46786315 Report

Quoted By: >>46786339

--You are long gone now--
But I still have your Secret
------Base in Emerald------

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 04:33:41 No.46786339 Report

Quoted By:

>>46786315
that's just sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 08 Apr 2021 04:36:19 No.46786360 Report

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>>46785455
Why is Charizard so fat?

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