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>2022 >New Generation, single game >Pokemon CHARIZARD Edition >Player is given Lv. 50 Charizard in Pallet Town and gets to explore Kanto >Charizard follows you around (only Pokemon in the game that does this) >Can scenically fly on Charizard across the region (slower than the bicycle, flying instantly removed from the game >The first routes and Mt. Moon (now a straight line) have wild Charmanders >Charizard's stats increased to 120 HP, 140 Attack, 120 Defense, 140 Sp. Atk, 120 Sp. Def, 130 Speed >Plenty of moves removed from game, including Stealth Rocks >Non-Kanto mons (except Eeveelutions and Galar starters) not coded in >Elite 4 members have teams of 3 (some NFEs) >Lance has 4 Charizards and a Dragonite (adjusted to be consistently 20 levels lower than you) >Released with special edition Charizard-themed switch, this package instantly erupts to $1,000 >Can buy Charizard powering-up candies in-game through microtransactions, they power up your Charizard even in online play >Cinnabar Island renamed to Charizard Island >Whole map is almost 1 for 1 taken from LGPE >Megas reintroduced; only Charizard's available >Charizard given ability whereas all its moves have 2.5x power (only the player one has this) >Team Rocket's motive is to genetically engineer the ultimate Charizard >New postgame, player can visit the Charizard Region >In Charizard Region, only Charizard can be found in the wild but the shiny chances are upped to 25% >Types overhauled, water now does not resist fire, fire is not weak to water, fire given electric immunity, flying given rock immunity >Models/animations ripped from SS Would you still buy it?
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>>46816945 Obsessed. Meds.
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>>46816945 I think I'd rather buy Skyrim a 3rd time
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>>46816945 Sign me up, I’m quite the Charizard fan-girl much like you, anon.
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>>46816945 >Hi I'm OP and I get upset over this fictional creature, also I'm a fag Anonymous
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>>46817120 You got a stick up your ass. It's a joke. Settle down. Autism.
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>>46817575 Charizard cucks are autism incarnate. They deserve the ass beating.
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>the fat orange retard lives in his head rent-free
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so you wake up one morning in your charizard themed bedsheets and exclaim "muh lab pokemon!" and after rushing out the door you arrive at a charizard shaped lab and go into the mouth of the lab to meet prof charizan who is wearing a complete charizard costume and ask prof charizan "can I have my charizard I want to have my first battle with charizard already" and he says "ha ha I don't really know!" but then a charizard cry plays and you say "was that a charizard?!" and you and prof charizan go outside to see your rival with a shiny charizard has badly defeated a shiny locked normal charizard and he says "hmph what a weak charizard" and starts to walk away so you exclaim "charizard!" and your rival stops to look at you and you say "sorry to call you on a first name basis but I just met you and this is crazy but here's my mega stone so let's use plot armor maybe" and your rival goes "no not plot armor stop!" and flys toward you on his shiny charizard but it's too late and a mega evolution explosion sends them flying into their house and when the wind clears you're with this new mega charizard x and say "I'm with this new mega charizard x" and this new mega charizard x does its cry making your rival cry and get frustrated to say "why are you able to mega evolve!!!" so he flies at you again as the game's first battle and the toby fox male pregnancy song starts play br-brrrr-brbr-brrrr-br-brbr-brrrr-brbrbr-brrrrr-brbr-brrr and your rival gets a cutscene to say "this town ain't big enough for the two of charizards" and then you only have 1 move on your new mega charizard x so that your scripted cutscene can say "BURASUTOU BAAAN!" so your new mega charizard x uses blast burn but then prof charizan jumps in the middle of the scripted move and says "nooo don't hurt a charizard!" and gets blast burned to a crisp causing your rival to turn around and leave even though he was going to lose and say "hmph no use fighting small fried" and flies away and then your adventure begins
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>>46816945 >>46817632 XD popular orange lizard bad! You May laugh Now haha
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>>46817623 Hope your route glitches out and you fall off a a bridge like the Skyrim npc you are
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>>46817707 It is more so the shilling and that it is mediocre i like charizard but it’s shilling is ass
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>>46817707 Weak little bitch
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>>46816945 What is your obsession with Charizard?
>>46817035 Are you fat?
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>>46817595 >tfw owned this episode on GBA video cart >tfw was hyped when Charizard got his shit pushed in Anonymous
>>46818049 I prefer to go by BBW ;)
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>>46818316 Busted Burly Wombat?
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>>46818661 Based. The future of Pokemon.
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>>46818740 CHARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
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>>46818090 I like Charizard I just hate Ash's and always love when he fucking loses
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>>46820747 who the anon in front of me or charizard
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why in the fuck do zoomers here get so fucking mad about charizard? does it act as a constant reminder that you missed out on the franchise's peak years during pokemania?
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>>46822573 Yes it does. Our pokemon look so gay
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>>46822573 >why in the fuck do zoomers here get so fucking mad about reagan? does it act as a constant reminder that you missed out on the american's peak years during the 80s? Anonymous
>>46822962 This isn't Reddit you overpoliticized faggot
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>>46822985 You charizardcucks are no different than conservacucks. Pearl clutching over a bygone era and throwing a chimpout whenever people dab on you whether seriously or jokingly
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>>46823018 Soapbox some more on a Pokemon board, I want to see how pathetic you get
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>>46822929 Its me again. Not even kidding when I see the soccer bunny, the fox wearing a dress and the wrestler cat I can't help but realize how trash the designs area
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>>46817798 t. Attention Whore
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>>46823038 Chimpout some more over a fictional potbellied orange dwagon, I want to see how pathetic you get
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>>46823082 No, Charizard is based idiot
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>>46817575 >>46817595 B-B-B-BASSSSSSED (the "s" sound is like a singe, cuz the fagholes below just got burnt)
>>46817623 >>46816955 >>46817120 >>46817819 >>46817707 cringe......
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>>46823169 (you) to the left of the gif
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CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD From.... KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>46816945 You mean THE Charizard from Kanto?
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>>46816945 >cinnabar island renamed to charizard island Yeah OP really are so fed up with charizard when I got here.
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KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ch-chch--CHCHchchA-AAARIZARD FROM KANTO!?
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>>46816945 :O
KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>46817632 I want to be professor charizan
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>>46817632 >male pregnancy brr-br-brrr-br My fucking sides. My 8 yo little brother loves that song and I could hear it from hoe you typed that.
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The perfect game <3 I love my Charizaddy's cummies
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There will be Kanto remakes in 2022 screencap this
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