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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:12:56 No.46825430 View View Reply Original Report

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Real women have the following:

>Were born biological females
>Large breasts
>Long legs
>Long hair
>Wide hips
>Are over the age of twenty-five
>Aren't animals
>Are heterosexual
>Are only interested in men their own age or older

Does your waifu meet these immutable qualifications?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:13:16 No.46825433 Report

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>>46825430

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:13:58 No.46825438 Report

Quoted By: >>46825539

>>46825430
For sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:14:49 No.46825449 Report

Quoted By: >>46825465 >>46827092

>>46825430
It's a cartoon and you're expressing specific requirements that mature women can sometimes not require.

You're not being a hero for maturity, you're being an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:15:38 No.46825453 Report

Quoted By: >>46827195

>>46825430
I was going to hate on you for being a 2D posting autist but then i realised you were shitting on pedo/pokefuckers and now you good

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:15:50 No.46825455 Report

Quoted By: >>46825465

>>46825430
Onmodel pokemon make for the best waifus

Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:15:59 No.46825457 Report

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>humans are animals
well shit, guess Deoxysfags and their big tiddy DNA gf won in the end

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:17:18 No.46825465 Report

Quoted By: >>46825507

>>46825455
Why havent you killed yourself anon

>>46825449
Sometimes the world needs assholes to get rid of subhuman scum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:17:23 No.46825466 Report

Quoted By: >>46825539

Of course she does. My waifu is at the peak of adult femininity.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:18:12 No.46825475 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:21:11 No.46825507 Report

Quoted By: >>46825782

>>46825465
>Why havent you killed yourself anon
Because I dont think the afterlife is the world of pokemon where I can finally hold the hand of my pokemon wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:21:55 No.46825514 Report

Quoted By: >>46825532 >>46825535 >>46825539 >>46825542 >>46825591

>>46825430
Yes, and no she doesn't fuck shotas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:24:12 No.46825532 Report

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>>46825514
the shotas fuck her instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:24:24 No.46825535 Report

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>>46825514
>that sole/shoe gap
Hnggg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:25:09 No.46825539 Report

Quoted By: >>46825548 >>46825559 >>46825571

>>46825430
>>46825433
>>46825438
>>46825466
>>46825514
Only BBC could satisfy these women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:25:24 No.46825542 Report

Quoted By: >>46825591

>>46825514
Based as fuck. Cynthia is ONLY interested in men who make as much money as she does, because children are disgusting and worthless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:26:10 No.46825548 Report

Quoted By: >>46825565 >>46825569

>>46825539
Big Bruxish Cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:27:15 No.46825559 Report

Quoted By: >>46825569

>>46825539
Blasting Blastoise Cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:28:12 No.46825565 Report

Quoted By: >>46825569

>>46825548
Big Blipbug Cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:29:03 No.46825569 Report

Quoted By: >>46825596

>>46825548
>>46825559
>>46825565
YOU FAGGOT WH*TE TRASH KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:29:35 No.46825571 Report

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>>46825539
Big Black Conkeldurr?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:32:43 No.46825591 Report

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>>46825542
>>46825514
welp I'm finally done with this board. if we can't even agree that Cynthia is for Dawn then theres clealry nothing left for me.

see you disgusting peaces of shit later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:33:32 No.46825596 Report

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>>46825569
Bulbous Bulbasaur Cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:37:30 No.46825624 Report

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Ey yo whit boi

Yo waifu would be allovah my dick if you knoe what I'm sayin'

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:42:25 No.46825655 Report

Quoted By: >>46825774

>Only BBC could satisfy these women

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:49:22 No.46825711 Report

Quoted By: >>46825718

>>46825430
>Are only interested in men their own age or older
I want a MILF gf though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:49:53 No.46825718 Report

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>>46825711
You know you have to have had kids to be a MILF, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:52:09 No.46825737 Report

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>>46825430
She happily married whats the appeal of being a homewrecker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:54:39 No.46825774 Report

Quoted By: >>46825840

>>46825655
Big Bushi Cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:55:15 No.46825782 Report

Quoted By: >>46825794

>>46825507
Neither is the real world, might as well end it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:56:22 No.46825794 Report

Quoted By: >>46825819 >>46825874 >>46827050

>>46825782
Find Christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Apr 2021 23:59:16 No.46825819 Report

Quoted By:

>>46825794
Seek meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 00:00:03 No.46825826 Report

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>>46825430
Let's go down the list.
>Were born women
Yes. This is one of only two requirements that are actually immutable. Everything else is your opinion.
>Large breasts
Not strictly required, but it helps.
>Long legs
Again, not a requirement, though it helps.
>Long hair
Once more, not a requirement.
>Wide hips
Why can't I hold all these non-requirements
>Over the age of 25
The real limit is 18, but nice try.
>Aren't animals
This is the other requirement that's actually immutable.
>Are heterosexual
Cry moar incel.
>Interested in men their own age or older
Neither is a requirement, but the first is preferred over the second.

2/9 shit taste, but here's my you so it worked I guess.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 00:01:31 No.46825840 Report

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>>46825774
>YOU FAGGOT WH*TE TRASH KNOW WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 00:06:08 No.46825872 Report

Quoted By: >>46827114 >>46827144

>>46825430
Yes.
Yurifags and dicklet /ss/fags say otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 00:06:45 No.46825874 Report

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>>46825794
Fuck off with your retard bullshit stupid obnoxious cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 00:10:08 No.46825906 Report

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Chang is getting uppity again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 01:40:39 No.46826563 Report

Quoted By:

>>46825430
>your waifu also isn't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:06:33 No.46827050 Report

Quoted By:

>>46825794
Get deprogrammed cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:14:51 No.46827092 Report

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>>46825449
>mature women
Cope, lolis aren't mature women. Immolate yourself for the betterment of this board you subhuman pedo shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:18:06 No.46827114 Report

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>>46825872
Raihan is totally feeling Sonia up here. So much for her "love" with Nessa, eh?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:18:10 No.46827115 Report

Quoted By: >>46827147

>>46825430
Sneed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:24:47 No.46827144 Report

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>>46825872
>Forced as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:25:18 No.46827147 Report

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>>46827115
Buzzword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:37:49 No.46827195 Report

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>>46825453
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:39:40 No.46827205 Report

Quoted By: >>46827212

>>46825430
>real women
>Not under 21

Who wants used-up hoes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:41:33 No.46827212 Report

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>>46827205
Actual Incel Detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:43:03 No.46827222 Report

Quoted By:

>>46825430
shut up pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:51:32 No.46827270 Report

Quoted By:

>>46825430
>large breasts
>over 25
opinion and depends on taste

>are hetero
>only interested in men their age or older
t. virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 03:56:45 No.46827296 Report

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>>46825430
>Were born biological females
Yes
>Large breasts
Yes
>Long legs
Yes
>Long hair
Yes
>Wide hips
Yes
>Are over the age of twenty-five
22
>Aren't animals
Yes
>Are heterosexual
Nope
>Are only interested in men their own age or older
Nope

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