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so you wake up one morning in your charizard themed bedsheets and exclaim "muh lab pokemon!" and after rushing out the door you arrive at a charizard shaped lab and go into the mouth of the lab to meet prof charizan who is wearing a complete charizard costume and ask prof charizan "can I have my charizard I want to have my first battle with charizard already" and he says "ha ha I don't really know!" but then a charizard cry plays and you say "was that a charizard?!" and you and prof charizan go outside to see your rival with a shiny charizard has badly defeated a shiny locked normal charizard and he says "hmph what a weak charizard" and starts to walk away so you exclaim "charizard!" and your rival stops to look at you and you say "sorry to call you on a first name basis but I just met you and this is crazy but here's my mega stone so let's use plot armor maybe" and your rival goes "no not plot armor stop!" and flys toward you on his shiny charizard but it's too late and a mega evolution explosion sends them flying into their house and when the wind clears you're with this new mega charizard x and say "I'm with this new mega charizard x" and this new mega charizard x does its cry making your rival cry and get frustrated to say "why are you able to mega evolve!!!" so he flies at you again as the game's first battle and the toby fox male pregnancy song starts play br-brrrr-brbr-brrrr-br-brbr-brrrr-brbrbr-brrrrr-brbr-brrr and your rival gets a cutscene to say "this town ain't big enough for the two of charizards" and then you only have 1 move on your new mega charizard x so that your scripted cutscene can say "BURASUTOU BAAAN!" so your new mega charizard x uses blast burn but then prof charizan jumps in the middle of the scripted move and says "nooo don't hurt a charizard!" and gets blast burned to a crisp causing your rival to turn around and leave even though he was going to lose and say "hmph no use fighting small fried" and flies away and then your adventure begins