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Pokemon you would beat in a fight

Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 16:49:11 No.46830769 View View Reply Original Report

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I would curbstomp this worthless wimp

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 16:54:36 No.46830802 Report

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>>46830769
For some reason I thought it learned close combat so I googled it but misspelled close as cloze and despite typing ledian correctly it refused to believe I wasn't searching for lesbian porn

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 17:18:06 No.46830972 Report

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>>46830769
Ledian would make you his slave

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 17:22:40 No.46831008 Report

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>>46830769
ALL Pokemon have fucking superpowers and could wreck any human except for maybe shit like Cosmog and Smeargle that hasn't sketched anything since they have no offensive moves. A ledian would fucking explode you in a single punch.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 19:51:13 No.46832153 Report

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>>46830769
What would the stats for an average human being be?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 19:54:13 No.46832168 Report

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>>46831008
This. Mach Punch would utterly wreck your anus delusional OP.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 19:58:42 No.46832216 Report

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>>46830769
>If this weak Pokémon is by itself, a mere child could defeat it. But if Dreepy has friends to help it train, it can evolve and become much stronger.
Apparently kids can beat this Ghost/Dragon pokemon. Which honestly surprises me considering the whole "Ghost" part? How would a child hit this thing?? Struggle, I guess?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 20:21:27 No.46832433 Report

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>>46832216
Bite the head off
>>46830972
>>46830972
>>46831008
I would ohko it with a single punch and stomp the body into a wet puddle

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 21:55:07 No.46833201 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 21:58:12 No.46833224 Report

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Aren't Humans 500 bst normal type pokemon?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 22:23:39 No.46833433 Report

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>>46833224
>500
What the fuck, no. That's literally Alakazam and Machamp tier.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Apr 2021 22:24:30 No.46833440 Report

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I'm going to snap a mother fucking Pidgey's neck like a twig

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