-Hey Anon.
-Wake the fuck up.
-So, I noticed that you got another PokeBall for the first time in years...
-And it's occupied, huh?
-What's up with that?
-Answer me, Anon.
-If you have nothing to hide, you can just say it.
-...
-You got a... Gardevoir?
-...
-Pfft! Of course you'd be stupid enough to get a weak, shitty Pokemon like that!
-You know damn well that nobody can replace me.
-Nobody can put up with your fat ass like I do.
-Now, one question...
-Can she make nuggets, perhaps?
-Unless...
-... Did you get her for some other reason?