>>46839552>Do you lament over what should have been?>The Volcano PokémonNo Earth Power, No Ancient Power, No Stealth Rock
>Volcanoes are loudNo Boomburst or HyperVoice
>Is A BadgerNo Snarl, No Hone Claws
>Other Johto Starters and Charizard Get Swords DanceNot Typhlosirino
>Quilava is explicitly described as nimbleNo Agility, No Extreme Speed
>Is The Zodiac RatNot even Super Fang for guarantee damage
>Based on Mythical Rodents that Live in VolcanosDoesn't get Morning Sun
>Named TyphLOSIONDoesn't Get Explosion (Which would 84 stats wasted on Atk worth something)
>Gets Gyro Ball and Rollout (which are useless on it) Doesn't Get Electro-ball which would actually be good special coverage
"Do not ever use this Pokemon with the intent of winning games"
What the fuck is shit? Is this thing even a Pokemon at this point. Come the fuck on, give this damn thing a movepool. This thing is literally more of a One-Trick Pony than Spectrier (an actual fucking pony).