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which pokémon has the biggest shlong?

Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 23:51:36 No.46858695 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46859295 >>46860446 >>46861806 >>46862535 >>46862619

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 23:52:56 No.46858714 Report

Quoted By: >>46858950

Diglett. That's what's underground.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Apr 2021 23:53:52 No.46858725 Report

Quoted By: >>46858924 >>46858979

IRL barnacles have penises 40 times longer than their body
Barbaracle is made up of several barnacles
imagine

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:10:55 No.46858924 Report

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>>46858725
wow

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:13:04 No.46858950 Report

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>>46858714
Wrong. Each Diglett/Dugtrio IS a dick, they are all connected to one eldritch entity deep within the earth's core with millions of phalluses ever-seeking OP's ass and mouth.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:15:41 No.46858979 Report

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>>46858725
Interesting but I don't get it, why would barnacles even need genitalia that long? Horses and whales have "long" genitalia but still not bigger than them.

Why did barnacles evolve to have such long dicks, are they fucking whales or something?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:20:11 No.46859017 Report

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>>46858979
they spend most of their life stationary, so instead of moving around to a mate they just whip our their super long dick and stretch it all the way across to their nearest neighbouring female to inseminate them
another cool barnacle penis fact - barnacles can change the size and shape of their penis to compensate for different water conditions

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:48:44 No.46859270 Report

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>>46859017
>Be barnacle
>get to sit on your ass and fuck Stacies adjacent to you all day
>your cock is always adapting to be in peak condition for any situation
Are barnacles the Gigachads of the sea?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 00:51:48 No.46859295 Report

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>>46858695
Pheromosa.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:56:02 No.46860442 Report

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Um sis this is a silly question

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:57:28 No.46860446 Report

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>>46858695
Obviously it's Wailord, have you seen how huge whale dicks are?

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 08:56:19 No.46861542 Report

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>>46860446
I-I have...

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 09:18:28 No.46861602 Report

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Google "turtle penis"

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 10:25:39 No.46861806 Report

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>>46858695
Relative to body size or in general.
>relative to body size
Farfetch’d. Drakes have the world record largest dong, compared to how big they are
>in general
Wailord. Biggest pokemon has the biggest dickus.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 12:12:18 No.46862183 Report

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>>46861602
Google echidna penis

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:07:27 No.46862535 Report

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>>46858695
Wailord

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:10:32 No.46862552 Report

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>>46861542
Dirty slut.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:12:24 No.46862561 Report

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>>46862183
Every time I get reminded of that, I can't help but think of these.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:24:54 No.46862616 Report

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>>46861602
It's like miniature horse

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 14:25:35 No.46862619 Report

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>>46858695
Jynx

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