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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 01:09:11 No.46859426 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46859445 >>46859475 >>46860447 >>46862080 >>46863304

Name a bigger quality shitpost
>Market Megas as power of friendship bullshit (with no actual frienship mechanics) in even all the supplementary material
>Next gen after you done shilling it brand it as animal abuse in the pokedex

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 01:11:47 No.46859445 Report

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>>46859426
My headcanon is that's the result of Mega-Evolving "prematurely", or without a proper bond
If they ever bring back Megas I hope they add a soft-lock it behind a Friendship requirement. You can still Mega-Evolve wthout a bond, but the mega icon won't be Rainbow-colored, and your pokemon will disobey and hurt themselves like if you didn't meet the badge requirement

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 01:16:05 No.46859475 Report

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>>46859426
To be fair, megas sucked from the door. I hope /vp/ didn't fall for the reddit memes about it back in 2012

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 01:16:46 No.46859479 Report

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>>46859475
>2012
Jesus.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 01:25:25 No.46859541 Report

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:49:27 No.46860409 Report

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:54:25 No.46860434 Report

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>create shitstorm through dexit
>say that you have no plans on readding any of the missing mons and make the discourse worse
>announce some pokemon being readded in the dlc seven months later anyway
It's like they actively wanted people to harrass them.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 03:57:44 No.46860447 Report

Quoted By: >>46860463 >>46860494

>>46859426
Wait, where was it branded as animal abuse in the pokedex? I need to see this.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:01:24 No.46860463 Report

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>>46860447
Can't remember which, but several mega dex entries talked about how painful it is for them to even be in that form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:08:04 No.46860494 Report

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>>46860447
Gen 7 added dex entries for Mega Evolutions whose base forms appeared in its regional dex (that is, who had dex entries at all in gen 7 to begin with).
Mega Garchomp, Moon:
>Its vaunted wings become scythes, sending it mad with rage. It swings its scythes wildly and slices the ground to pieces.
Mega Glalie, Ultra Moon:
>The power of Mega Evolution was so strong that it smashed Glalie's jaw. Its inability to eat very well leaves Glalie irritated.
Mega Salamence, Ultra Sun:
>The stress of its two proud wings becoming misshapen and stuck together because of strong energy makes it go on a rampage.
Mega Sharpedo, Ultra Sun:
>The yellow patterns it bears are old scars. The energy from Mega Evolution runs through them, causing it sharp pain and suffering.
...And so on.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:27:52 No.46860605 Report

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>>46860494
Jesus christ

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Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:34:56 No.46860632 Report

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>>46860494
>getting stronger means you suffer!!!
this is why japan lost ww2
there is nothing more masculine than getting fit and stronger, I can't believe they are pushing this anti masculine propaganda towards children

like, just think for a second, you want your son to grow up thinking that becoming stronger means suffering so he ends up a fat loser? fucking no

they should say that mega evolution is like exercising for humans, you reach your true potential, you are above the common men and women, your body is a temple and you have achieved enlightenment

hue

hue Sat 17 Apr 2021 04:36:18 No.46860645 Report

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>>46860632
I think the moral of the story is bathing in strange radiation hoping for superpowers isn't worth the risk. Does that make a little more sense to you from the Japanese perspective?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 11:48:20 No.46862080 Report

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>>46859426
>>46860434
Amazing how they can be that shameless in the land of DISHONORABU and even have people defend them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 11:51:42 No.46862099 Report

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>>46862080
>muh dishonor
Only boomers still care about honor, shame they haven’t all sudokued themselves yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 13:51:31 No.46862483 Report

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>>46860632
it's teaching you that seeking instant gains is unsustainable and will destroy your body you fucking sperg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Apr 2021 16:37:40 No.46863304 Report

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>>46859426
The harmful effects of Mega Evolution were not new to Gen 7, they were shown in the anime and Super Mystery Dungeon too. The potential harmful side effects are what happens when the bond between the Key Stone user and the Pokemon isn't strong enough.

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