>>46867627they're not, it's because Machoke and Machamp's reproductive physiology looks so much like humans (they have literal cock and balls) that it's a Pokelaw that all trainers must clothe their Machoke/Machamp
also,
>no Swampert>no Feraligatr>no Nidoking>no Galar Slowbro>no Hitmonchan>no Heracross>no Chesnaught>no Grapploct>no Perrserkerit's like those kikes at LameFreak want to lose money, wtf