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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:02:23 No.46868950 View View Reply Original Report

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Oh my god, The Game Theorists just DEBUNKED Charizard's existence, he literally literally scientifically can't fucking fly
>not a Dragon
>Flying type but can't fly
Charizard's fucking over, debunked out of existence
https://youtu.be/bxUbvItagwA?t=568

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:04:02 No.46868956 Report

Quoted By: >>46868974 >>46869004 >>46869030

CuckPat doesn’t know shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:06:36 No.46868967 Report

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I can't believe Charmanderino got killed by facts and logic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:09:23 No.46868974 Report

Quoted By: >>46868998

>>46868950
>>46868956
I genuinely don't understand how people can stomach watching this faggot. I remember watching his earlier videos on Sonic and whatnot, and he's unbearably annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:21:31 No.46868998 Report

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>>46868974
He's annoying on purpose

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:21:45 No.46869000 Report

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>>46868950
MatPat made his video editor commit suicide, then made a video about his death for clout.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:23:06 No.46869004 Report

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>>46868956
>>46869000
Ad hominem won't make Charikeks fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:23:18 No.46869006 Report

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>>46869000
Qrd? That sounds insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:24:06 No.46869010 Report

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>>46868950
>According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Charizard should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat body off of the ground. Charizard of course, flies anyway. Because Charizard doesn't care what humans think is impossible."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:27:25 No.46869020 Report

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>>46869010
For some reason, it sounds lame when it's Charizard, but the original quote about bees are really cool. I guess a little insect not caring about humans is more powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:31:05 No.46869030 Report

Quoted By: >>46869035

>>46868956
Why is he called a cuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:31:42 No.46869032 Report

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>>46869020
Yeah I guess you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:32:13 No.46869035 Report

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>>46869030
He thinks Mario is a "manwhore" because Mario has been with 3 girls (actually 2) but his wife had 14 boyfriends before marrying him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:33:08 No.46869037 Report

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>>46869020
That is just a myth.

https://www.businessinsider.in/science/this-myth-people-keep-quoting-about-how-bees-shouldnt-be-able-to-fly-is-scientifically-incorrect-heres-why/articleshow/62270653.cms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:34:12 No.46869042 Report

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>>46869035
>but his wife had 14 boyfriends before marrying him
Jesus christ i think i feel slightly better dying as a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:34:30 No.46869044 Report

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>>46868950
Yes indeed or should i say yes indeedee my fellow redditor he debunks charizardino like i debunk non atheist on my discord server

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:35:11 No.46869048 Report

Quoted By: >>46869143 >>46869244

>>46869006
Not all details are publicly available but here's my understanding:

>All the old game theory videos have the same editor. He is probably responsible for editing on over half the channel's content, and was considered a trusted member of the team that would represent Game Theory outside of the channel.
>The video editor attended an E3 event representing Game Theory. He did something rude or out-of-order during this, I can't remember if there were ever specifics given on what he did.
>Soon after this, he is let go from Game Theory. Gaijin Goombah also quietly leaves Game Theory around the exact same time. Gaijin's videos are all made unlisted so they cannot be seen or found through search anymore, but could still be viewed with the URL. At this point they might be deleted, I haven't checked. Half of Goombah's content was hosted on his own channel, and half was on Game Theory.
>The video editor kills himself.
>MatPat makes a twenty minute video about it with himself as the thumbnail, calling it "Losing the Battle" or something like that. The video is less about the video editor's suicide and more about MatPat downplaying any and all responsibility people might think he had in the suicide. Despite MatPat's claims, Goombah leaving the team at the same time as the video editor left suggests a major disagreement took place that affected the entire team.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:35:25 No.46869049 Report

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>>46868950
>Includes paid promotion
Enjoy your two-week global ban with no appeal, matpat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:35:32 No.46869050 Report

Quoted By: >>46869215

>>46869035
Hiw many girlfriends did he have?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:35:41 No.46869051 Report

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>>46869037
I know, but the quote is powerful anyway, so it will never go away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:35:59 No.46869053 Report

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>>46868998
That's what makes it annoying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:46:50 No.46869078 Report

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>>46869020
>I guess a little insect not caring about humans is more powerful.
It's not powerful, it's the truth.We need insects way more than insects need us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:52:20 No.46869094 Report

Quoted By: >>46869133

>>46868950
so bee's shouldn't fly due to their mass, but they do.
riddle me this pat. how does this work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:54:55 No.46869102 Report

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>>46868950
>DEBUNKED Charizard's existence
>A fictional creature
>Existing in a fictional world
>Governed by fictional physics and MAGIC
Bravo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:56:04 No.46869108 Report

Quoted By: >>46869226 >>46869256

>>46868950
>Zoomers are too young to remember what Game Theory used to be like
https://youtu.be/wxHlUCl_ejo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 11:56:47 No.46869109 Report

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>>46868950
He is wrong. He dont even consider that it could have gas pouch that makes it lighter or fact that most pokemon bones are very strong but light.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:02:41 No.46869127 Report

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I don't care MatPat is handsome and I would gladly go down on him and let him do me up the butt and dominate me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:04:37 No.46869133 Report

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>>46869094
>>46869037

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:07:58 No.46869143 Report

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>>46869048
Oh, that's significantly less insane. Sounds like the editor was just a sperglord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:33:36 No.46869206 Report

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>>46868950
Charizard is the biggest joke in the franchise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:37:28 No.46869215 Report

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>>46869050
Zero, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:38:13 No.46869218 Report

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>>46869035
Jesus, 14 is the number she admitted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:40:02 No.46869226 Report

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>>46869108
They used to have soul, even when he fucked up the math and stuff.
>that one
>wario fart propulsion
>hookshot physics
Probably more I've forgotten, it was a simpler time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:40:23 No.46869227 Report

Quoted By: >>46869238

>>46868950
Reminder that this guy used to measure pixels to estimate the length of a Mario level and compare it to a Sonic level like these two totally different things were on the same scale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:42:09 No.46869232 Report

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>>46869037
isn't it that they technically can't fly by muscle pulses alone but they pull some clever trick with wing resonance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:44:55 No.46869238 Report

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>>46869227
He also claimed that Squirtle is the best Kanto starter because water beats fire and he didn't even include Bulbasaur because "it's not popular" as if popularity has anything to do with how a starter performs

Legit one of the most retarded youtubers

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:47:24 No.46869244 Report

Quoted By: >>46869383

>>46869048
>weak faggots get purged and the talented ascend
sounds normal to me, bitch
better that he killed himself than remain a drain on society

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:51:25 No.46869256 Report

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>>46869108
It was a much simpler time, but he still sounds like he's faking being a human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:57:39 No.46869274 Report

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>>46868950
FUCK MATPAT CHARIZARD IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 12:58:05 No.46869276 Report

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>>46868950
PRAISE MATPAT CHARIZARD IS THE WORST POKEMON EVER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:04:29 No.46869302 Report

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>>46868950
Charizardbros… we lost…

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:35:54 No.46869383 Report

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>>46869244
Kys urself edgelord-kun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:38:58 No.46869400 Report

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>>46869232
It's often quoted as "according to all known laws of aviation..." So I just figured it was t e c h n i c a l l y true but missing the point. Of course a bee doesn't operate on the same mechanism as a jet.
Typical science journalism shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:42:35 No.46869410 Report

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Charizard is Ness!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:45:06 No.46869419 Report

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Maybe this was why in RBG Charizard couldn't learn Fly and they only made him able to in Yellow to match the anime and just kept it because the consoomers want Charizard to fly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:47:15 No.46869424 Report

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Isn't this the guy that claimed Wario was 3 meters tall or some dumb shit like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:50:49 No.46869433 Report

Quoted By: >>46869444 >>46869449 >>46869609

>>46869035
ok? I only had one boyfriend in my life while my husband had 9 girlfriends before he met me, but that doesnt make him a whore at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:53:57 No.46869440 Report

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>>46868950
doesnt matpat literally have autism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:55:57 No.46869444 Report

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>>46869433
hAHA LOOK AT THIS GIRLKEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:58:21 No.46869448 Report

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>>46869444
that's a man, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:58:38 No.46869449 Report

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>>46869433
Fake Femcel spotted.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 13:59:19 No.46869451 Report

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>>46869448
OH NOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:04:15 No.46869460 Report

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>>46869449
wtf? I never claimed to be a celibate, so why are you calling me fake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:38:14 No.46869603 Report

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>>46869460
fake modifies fem, not cel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:39:55 No.46869609 Report

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>>46869433
That makes you a whore

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:47:57 No.46869643 Report

Quoted By: >>46869688

>>4868950
MOST flying Pokemon shouldn't be able to fly, If you know anything about birds/bats/wing animals, you know they're either way too small or flimsy relative to body size (Pelipper, Toucannon, Noibat, Decidueye) or the wing structure is all wrong due to being in the wrong places or over-simplified (most bird Pokemon, really).
Of course, no one actually cares because it's a fantasy franchise about magical cockfighting animals for kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:48:48 No.46869650 Report

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>>46869035
>but his wife had 14 boyfriends before marrying him
Holy fuck. Why would anyone ever go for that used roast beef?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:54:11 No.46869688 Report

Quoted By: >>46869758

>>46869643
>MOST flying Pokemon shouldn't be able to fly
actually, 90% of them should be able, math checks out, watch the video

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 14:55:56 No.46869697 Report

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>>46869010
Searching for this quote is the only reason why I opened this thread.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 15:06:22 No.46869749 Report

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This thread should be shoah'd by now.

Are the mods asleep?

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Anonymous Sun 18 Apr 2021 15:07:33 No.46869758 Report

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>>46869688
I watched the video, and he doesn't really factor in what I'm saying at all. He's talking purely in terms of weight to wingspan ratio, when I'm talking about the wing structure, skeletal placement, etc. Even if Hoothoot's wings were proportional to its bodyweight, it still wouldn't be able to fly if we were being "scientifically accurate" due to its heavily simplified wings. Same goes for Pelipper, who he DID mark as being able to fly in that end reel.
Also, fuck you for making me sit through my first Game Theory video in like 5 years.

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