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POKÉMON BATTLES ARE SLOW AS FUCK

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:08:47 No.46873815 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>46873823 >>46873883 >>46873924 >>46873975 >>46875614

How the hell can I speed this bullshit up, I’m dying of old age as the effects are all meticulously mentioned one by one and how effective it all was... how the fuck am I supposed to eat joy myself when each fight takes 3 hours to end?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:10:04 No.46873823 Report

Quoted By: >>46873916 >>46875108

>>46873815
(The hail is crashing down.)
Pokemon is buffeted by the hail!
Pokemon is buffeted by the hail!
The opposing Pokemon is buffeted by the hail!
[The opposing Pokemon's Ice Body]
The opposing Pokemon had its HP restored.
Pokemon's wish came true!
The opposing Pokemon took the Future Sight attack!
Pokemon restored a little HP using its Black Sludge!
Pokemon's HP was restored.
Pokemon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Pokemon's HP was restored.
The opposing Pokemon's HP was restored.
The opposing Pokemon's HP was restored.
A veil of water restored the opposing Pokemon's HP!
The opposing Pokemon absorbed nutrients with its roots!
A veil of water restored the opposing Pokemon's HP!
The opposing Pokemon absorbed nutrients with its roots!
Pokemon absorbed nutrients with its roots!
A veil of water restored Pokemon's HP!
Pokemon absorbed nutrients with its roots!
A veil of water restored Pokemon's HP!
Pokemon's health is sapped by Leech Seed!
[The opposing Pokemon's Poison Heal]
The opposing Pokemon had its HP restored.
The opposing Pokemon was hurt by poison!
Pokemon was hurt by its burn!
The opposing Pokemon was hurt by the curse!
Pokemon is hurt by Wrap!
Pokemon is hurt by Fire Spin!
The opposing Pokemon is hurt by Whirlpool!
The opposing Pokemon is hurt by Magma Storm!
Your team's Tailwind petered out!
Your team's Reflect wore off!
Your team's Light Screen wore off!
Your team's Safeguard wore off!
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
Wonder Room wore off, and Defense and Sp. Def stats returned to normal!
[Pokemon's Speed Boost]
Pokemon's Speed rose!
[Pokemon's Moody]
Pokemon's Sp. Atk rose sharply!
Pokemon's Speed fell!
The opposing Pokemon was hurt by its Sticky Barb!
Communicating...
You lost to WorkingAsIntended

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:19:51 No.46873883 Report

Quoted By: >>46873916 >>46875079 >>46875627

>>46873815
>A multi-hit move
>It hits 5 times

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:24:44 No.46873916 Report

Quoted By:

>>46873823
>>46873883

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:25:50 No.46873924 Report

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>>46873815
dunno what to tell ya man. its a fact we all cope with, maybe pokemon isnt for you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:34:20 No.46873975 Report

Quoted By:

>>46873815
>how the fuck am I supposed to eat joy myself
lewd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 02:36:21 No.46873991 Report

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Romhacks or whatever should really ditch that shit
I feel pokemon xenoverse would become the best pokemon game ever if it got rid of all the superfluos text boxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 04:14:51 No.46874442 Report

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Yup

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 07:15:36 No.46875079 Report

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>>46873883
>Mincinno used Double Slap!
>Onix's Rocky Helmet hurt Mincinno!
>Onix's Weak Armor activated!
>Onix's Speed rose!
>Onix's Defenses fell!
>Mincinno used Double Slap!
>Onix's Rocky Helmet hurt Mincinno!
>Onix's Weak Armor activated!
>Onix's Speed rose!
>Onix's Defenses fell!
>Mincinno used Double Slap!
>Onix's Rocky Helmet hurt Mincinno!
>Onix's Weak Armor activated!
>Onix's Speed rose!
>Onix's Defenses fell!
>Mincinno used Double Slap!
>Onix's Rocky Helmet hurt Mincinno!
>Onix's Weak Armor activated!
>Onix's Speed rose!
>Onix's Defenses fell!
>Mincinno used Double Slap!
>Onix's Rocky Helmet hurt Mincinno!
>Onix's Weak Armor activated!
>Onix's Speed rose!
>Onix's Defenses fell!
>Hit 5 times!
>The SANDSTORM rages.
>Mincinno is buffeted by the sandstorm!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 07:21:10 No.46875100 Report

Quoted By: >>46875109

Maybe rpg’s aren’t for you, you little bitch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 07:25:55 No.46875108 Report

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>>46873823
>The opposing Pokemon's Perish count fell to 2
>The Pokemon's Perish count fell to 2
>The Pokemon's Perish count fell to 2
>The opposing Pokemon's Perish count fell to 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 07:29:19 No.46875109 Report

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>>46875100
>game does something retarded
>hurr just play a different genre

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 09:43:09 No.46875494 Report

Quoted By: >>46875705

>Whismur used uproar!
>Whismur is making an uproar!
>Uproar is uproaring some uproar!
>Uproar uproar uproar uproar!

Aaaaaaaaa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 10:12:48 No.46875614 Report

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>>46873815
All text should be played WHILE performing action.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 10:15:36 No.46875627 Report

Quoted By: >>46875635

>>46873883
Honestly even as somebody who’s easy to impress, the fact that multhit moves don’t just play a different single animation for each number of hits is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 10:17:29 No.46875635 Report

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>>46875627
Indeed I really thought they will polish and streamline that on Switch.
its like they reusing same code over and over

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 10:36:29 No.46875705 Report

Quoted By: >>46875730

>>46875494
why does Uproar need a unique extra line at the end of every turn exactly?
even other multi-turn moves like Outrage or Rollout or whatever don't do this

so bizarre

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Apr 2021 10:45:35 No.46875730 Report

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>>46875705
Because it has secondary effect - you cant sleep then. Its just a artifact of the past

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