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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:04:39 No.46888626 View View Reply Original Report

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Fuck the lions, every Pokémon vs the United States military. Who wins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:06:02 No.46888635 Report

Quoted By: >>46888638 >>46888644 >>46888748

>>46888626
lions still. cope poketard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:06:19 No.46888638 Report

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>>46888635
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:06:48 No.46888641 Report

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>>46888626
The Military 100%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:07:32 No.46888644 Report

Quoted By: >>46888663 >>46888670

>>46888626
Steel types can’t be effected by military weapons, Pokémon win.
>>46888635
This also goes for lion claws and teeth, liontard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:08:43 No.46888652 Report

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>>46888626
US Military, definitely.

Deus Volt

Deus Volt Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:09:31 No.46888659 Report

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>>46888626
Charizard. Can only do so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:10:12 No.46888663 Report

Quoted By: >>46888671

>>46888644
the fact poketards are still making posts after the lions won a long battle proves lions won.
just like always the virgin poketard tries to comeback from the ashes just like some other little faggot I know from a certain show

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:11:11 No.46888670 Report

Quoted By: >>46888679 >>46888728

>>46888644
Flamethrowers heem steel types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:11:10 No.46888671 Report

Quoted By: >>46888682

>>46888663
Typical liontard doesn’t have an argument, imagine my complete shock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:13:02 No.46888679 Report

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>>46888670
Yeah I’m sure the flamethrowers are gonna be operational after primal Kyogre sends a fucking rain powered tsunami at the us military

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:13:08 No.46888682 Report

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>>46888671
what's the argument to be made? Lions win for one reason alone, lions are actual animals and not in a game cartridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:13:30 No.46888684 Report

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>itt subhuman americans coping thinking they can defeat the likes of alakazam, mewtwo, groudon, kyogre or rayquaza
You are pathetic, wasting trillions in your military to be btfo by literal vietnamese and muslims in the middle east and you still think you are gonna defeat pokemon?

PFFFFFFFFT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:14:41 No.46888693 Report

Quoted By: >>46888713

>>46888626
United states wage a drawn-out battle as well as an enviromental destruction campaign slowly pushing the population of pokemon into a tight group filled with starving pokemon, eventually the united states military wins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:15:21 No.46888699 Report

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>>46888682
Cope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:16:39 No.46888702 Report

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>>46888626
Mega Rayquaza solos every nation's military

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:17:34 No.46888705 Report

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>>46888699
>cope
seethe

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:17:35 No.46888706 Report

Quoted By: >>46888709 >>46891918 >>46892026

Well, lionfags?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:18:19 No.46888708 Report

Quoted By: >>46891961

>>46888705
>seethe
Dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:18:38 No.46888709 Report

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>>46888706
lions still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:18:50 No.46888711 Report

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Reminder that the US army killed actual God in the 50s and has become a lot more capable since then

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:19:06 No.46888713 Report

Quoted By: >>46888745 >>46889543 >>46889556 >>46889573

>>46888693
Ah yes, I am sure the USA would have been able to win all their wars on their own, pssst, all the wars the USA won they did so with help. FACT.
Independence war: help from france and barely won
war against Canada: LOST AND HAD THE WHITE HOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND HAHAHAHAHA
ww2: won by the soviets and britain
korean war: LOST LMAO
vietnam: LOST AGAIN LIKE PATHETIC CRYBABIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
middle east: If not for israel the usa would be btfo so hard their reputation would plummet

You have no legs to stand on, american, even modern france could defeat usa 1v1 in modern warfare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:21:55 No.46888728 Report

Quoted By: >>46892014

>>46888670
We don't use flamethrowers anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:22:37 No.46888731 Report

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>>46888711
God is immortal and jews are his chosen people, fedora tipper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:24:43 No.46888745 Report

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>>46888713
>ww2: won by the soviets and britain
Japan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:25:07 No.46888748 Report

Quoted By: >>46888760

>>46888635
If you think lions could win, you don't know shit about Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:26:26 No.46888752 Report

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>>46888626
Pokemon curbstomp.

It doesn't matter what real life thing you pit against thing, the Pokemon win because of their bullshit magic powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:27:27 No.46888760 Report

Quoted By: >>46888769

>>46888748
If you think the lions would lose, you've never played competitive pokemon.

>b-but the fire snail!
That little shit couldn't even win against a whimiscott.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:29:14 No.46888768 Report

Quoted By: >>46888881

>>46888745
the soviets invaded manchuria and "liberated" japanese controlled china. technically speaking the soviets did the heavy liftng. Japan was already isolated into its island, the nukes just were the cherry on top.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:29:23 No.46888769 Report

Quoted By: >>46888784

>>46888760
Gameplay is not canon, only Pokedex entries and what's shown in the anime are

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:31:47 No.46888784 Report

Quoted By: >>46888796

>>46888769
>gameplay is not canon
You have to be trolling or retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:33:36 No.46888793 Report

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>>46888626
The US military is a fucking joke. They could easily lose to 1 of every middle evolution, let alone all Fully Evolved Pokemon and World ending legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:33:39 No.46888796 Report

Quoted By: >>46888840

>>46888784
>It is now canon that you cannot move past a twig the height of your waist without a special HM
>It is now canon that you cannot run without special shoes
>it is now canon that a Bidoof can defeat Arceus
>it is now canon that you can glitch into the void
>it is now canon that a Pokemon that can fly but doesn't know 'Fly' cannot fly
>it is now canon that towns only have a few houses and Pokemon Center
>it is now canon that Pokemon just stand still and take turns hitting each other

Stop being an unimaginative retard and apply logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:38:38 No.46888818 Report

Quoted By: >>46888879

If we go by lore: pokemon since some of the legendaries are god OP tier
If we go by in game capabilities US military, they don't even stand a chance.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:38:56 No.46888820 Report

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Pokemon. How is this even a debate? Pokemon have Dragon Ball/Naruto tier power levels at worst, and literal reality warping powers at best. Nothing in real life can stand up that kind of power.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:40:03 No.46888829 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:41:30 No.46888840 Report

Quoted By: >>46888847

>>46888796
Pokédex is not canon by that logic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:42:31 No.46888847 Report

Quoted By: >>46888929 >>46889033

>>46888840
It is, because it's our only in-game source of information. The information wouldn't be there if it weren't true. The rest of the franchise also confirms that it's all true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:46:29 No.46888879 Report

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>>46888818
>If we go by in game capabilities US military, they don't even stand a chance.
pathetic muttmerican, just landorus is enough to make you fat fuck fall over and never get up again, same with your dumb military

it is not farfetched to think that pokemon would win, pokemon even have nuke tier moves themselves.
>Charizard used overheat!
>tens of thousands of american soldiers fainted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:47:08 No.46888881 Report

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>>46888768
>invasion in Aug. 9, 1945.
That was literally three weeks from when Japan surrendered. That's like saying America did the heavy lifting in WW1.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:53:39 No.46888929 Report

Quoted By: >>46888937

>>46888847
How are you actually going to say that nothing in the game is canonical except the one thing that proves your point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 00:55:05 No.46888937 Report

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>>46888929
I never said nothing in the game was canon, I said the gameplay wasn't canon. Which it isn't, because it's a fucking turn-based RPG, and turn-based RPGs by their very nature are abstractions that don't match what's actually happening in-universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:03:27 No.46888999 Report

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man lions really seem to set fags off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:05:52 No.46889018 Report

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>>46888731
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:09:24 No.46889033 Report

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>>46888847
>The information wouldn't be there if it weren't true
There's official material which shows that not all pokedex entries are literal fact and include general media such as in-setting fiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 01:16:55 No.46889081 Report

Quoted By: >>46889513

The military actively isn't ready to deal with what can be considered Magical Creatures. Even going if going oh shit and nuking them well wiping out lots of them would still leave the highest tiers alive who'd decimate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:20:40 No.46889513 Report

Quoted By: >>46889517 >>46889571 >>46889603 >>46892092

>>46889081
Pokémon will NOT survive a nuke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:21:21 No.46889517 Report

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>>46889513
Hey american it is kneeling hour, make sure to kiss my boots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:24:25 No.46889543 Report

Quoted By: >>46889562

>>46888713
>what is the Spanish-American War

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:26:05 No.46889556 Report

Quoted By: >>46889617

>>46888713
>what is the Mexican-American War
Cope.
>France could beat the us in a war
we have more nukes and a much better military retard.
Kill yourself eurofag. You’re just seething because your country is being overrun with sandniggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:26:42 No.46889562 Report

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>>46889543
It was based solely because it cucked Germany from getting Cuba.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:28:27 No.46889571 Report

Quoted By: >>46889615

>>46889513
Ghost types can due to being normal immune and most legendaries are far more destructive than a nuke, and most could be evacuated away from a Nuke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:28:29 No.46889573 Report

Quoted By: >>46889617

>>46888713
>all the wars the USA won they did so with help. FACT.
That is such a bullshit caveat. Who fucking cares if a country has allies in a war. If anything you WANT to have help in the wars you win.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:32:22 No.46889598 Report

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people in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:32:42 No.46889603 Report

Quoted By: >>46891265

>>46889513
Z-Moves and Max Moves are basically nukes and Pokemon survive those at point blank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:33:51 No.46889615 Report

Quoted By: >>46889656

>>46889571
Nothing says ghost types are nuclear immune.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:34:16 No.46889617 Report

Quoted By: >>46889631 >>46889634

>>46889556
>muh nukes
Hey, it is kneeling hour my american friend, time to take the knee

Your nukes are worthless when europe also has their own nukes AND better generals
>>46889573
Canada burned down your shithole country in a 1v1. What does that tell us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:36:12 No.46889631 Report

Quoted By: >>46889637

>>46889617
>Canada burned down your shithole country in a 1v1.
Ah yes because Canada was an independent country in 1812 right? Oh wait no it wasn't, it was a part of the British Empire. And The Brits also wanted to establish a native state with Tecumseh's Confederacy but failed on that front miserably. But go on, keep stroking your faggy boner over MUH WHITEHOUSE FIRE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:36:35 No.46889634 Report

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>>46889617
>Europe has their own nukes

ours are better and we have more than your entire continent combined
the only thing separating your shithole of a continent and an apocalyptic wasteland is Biden having a bad day. You eurofags live in perpetual fear it’s hilarious

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:37:03 No.46889637 Report

Quoted By: >>46889641

>>46889631
Canada doesn’t exist, lions do. The lions win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:38:09 No.46889641 Report

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>>46889637
fact. im canadian, i dont exist but lions do therefore lions are the natural winners.
poketards lose once again.
lions IIII people 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:38:18 No.46889643 Report

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I think one of each Pokemon would defeat all 7.2 billion humans on earth.
>Deoxys: hang out in space where no human can attack it and shoot psycho boosts
>Yveltal is the literal embodiment of death
>Giratina can escape to the distortion world
>Arceus
etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 02:40:34 No.46889656 Report

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>>46889615
True, but the initial blast should be unaffective and Heal Bell could easily cure radiation sickness.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 05:05:34 No.46890520 Report

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FUCK SHARTISTAN DEATH TO THE FAT SMELLY NIGGER MUTTS AND THEIR JEWISH MASTERS

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 05:07:57 No.46890532 Report

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Friendly reminder

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 05:22:27 No.46890599 Report

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>>46888626
The US military hasn’t won a war in over half a century. Pokémon easily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 07:40:48 No.46891265 Report

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>>46889603
Pokémon survive a black hole opening up right on top of them, we can’t win.

Lions can tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 08:53:52 No.46891463 Report

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>>46888626
Pokemon, easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:05:18 No.46891918 Report

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>>46888706
The sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:21:03 No.46891961 Report

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>>46888708
>Dilate
cringe

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:38:39 No.46892014 Report

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>>46888728
We discontinued the really big thermobaric weapons, but we still have thermobaric warheads for Hellfire missiles, which count as fire damage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:41:40 No.46892026 Report

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>>46888706
just attack at night, easy as fuck win for the lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 11:59:45 No.46892092 Report

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>>46889513
The nuke only destroys the Substitute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 12:44:36 No.46892245 Report

Quoted By: >>46892618

Most Pokémon can't defend against steel types. Meaning bullets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 12:59:23 No.46892283 Report

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>US Military create ball capsules to catch pokemon and use them to kill others
Done

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 13:33:29 No.46892425 Report

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>>46888626
using power scaling we can use the Australian Military to match the feats of the US Military, THEN since we know how powerful nukes are we can assume they can nuke all pokemon....so the winning looks like this

> US Military > Pokemon
> Emus > Australian Military
> US Military = Australian Military
> Emus > Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 13:52:18 No.46892499 Report

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>>46888626
Arceus alone can win against the military

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 14:13:21 No.46892618 Report

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>>46892245
Anything that isn't a Pokemon is typeless and can't harm a Pokemon.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Apr 2021 14:40:15 No.46892758 Report

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>>46888626

The American army sucks, they have been accumulating defeats for 40 years, it has nothing to do with what the Roman army or the Napoleonic army was.

Obviously, Pokémon are stronger than them.

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